Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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smile

from another thread said:
I have one car that is worth £250k, no doubt about it. Every year a few of them change hands; it is a relatively liquid and efficient market.
For some reason, my underwriters think it is worth about £85k. I think they must be confusing it with similar but much less rare cars by the same manufacturer. I have explained to the underwriters on multiple occasions that their figure is quite wrong, but for whatever reason they refuse to change it.

Halmyre

11,242 posts

140 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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MDMA . said:
Chris Type R said:
EJH said:
2 Need to descale the espresso machine (which is a right faff)
That *is* a real annoyance - my descaling light has been lit accusingly for a few months.
Easier to buy a new machine when the light comes on. Keeps all the Chinese workhouses in business ( you got to do your bit for other countries economies ).

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Edited by MDMA . on Wednesday 7th June 21:52
Move somewhere less council. There is a high correlation between hard water areas and council areas, according to the thorough research I am just about to do.

EJH

934 posts

210 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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Halmyre said:
Move somewhere less council. There is a high correlation between hard water areas and council areas, according to the thorough research I am just about to do.
...like London and the SE of England...

rehab71

3,362 posts

191 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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The wheel on my pool cover has broken so it's really hard to use on your own!

kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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rehab71 said:
The wheel on my pool cover has broken so it's really hard to use on your own!
Ask the pool boy to help your wife do it...Ive heard that they are very helpful

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Monday 12th June 2017
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Halmyre said:
MDMA . said:
Chris Type R said:
EJH said:
2 Need to descale the espresso machine (which is a right faff)
That *is* a real annoyance - my descaling light has been lit accusingly for a few months.
Easier to buy a new machine when the light comes on. Keeps all the Chinese workhouses in business ( you got to do your bit for other countries economies ).

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Edited by MDMA . on Wednesday 7th June 21:52
Move somewhere less council. There is a high correlation between hard water areas and council areas, according to the thorough research I am just about to do.
Ooh marvellous - I can feel the value of my house rising as we speaklaugh

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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My local Pret has stopped selling sushi.

ambuletz

10,781 posts

182 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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I'm depressed, when I joined my gym years ago I found one of those trolley token things with the gyms logo on it in a locker. I was so happy I used it for ages. But today I can't find it anymore and I'm now having to use an actual £1 coin. so bummed frown

alorotom

11,961 posts

188 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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The SSD has died in my living room laptop and I only had a 5400rpm replacement in the house ... I now have to wait 43 seconds longer for it boot ... FML

ambuletz

10,781 posts

182 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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yay i found it!!!!!

Blown2CV

28,941 posts

204 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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ambuletz said:
I'm depressed, when I joined my gym years ago I found one of those trolley token things with the gyms logo on it in a locker. I was so happy I used it for ages. But today I can't find it anymore and I'm now having to use an actual £1 coin. so bummed frown
http://www.trolleytokens.co.uk

get some PH ones made up and sell them on here

Blown2CV

28,941 posts

204 months

Thursday 15th June 2017
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alorotom said:
The SSD has died in my living room laptop and I only had a 5400rpm replacement in the house ... I now have to wait 43 seconds longer for it boot ... FML
reusing old st you have around the house sounds more Cuba than FW!

SpudLink

5,917 posts

193 months

Friday 16th June 2017
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Blown2CV said:
ambuletz said:
I'm depressed, when I joined my gym years ago I found one of those trolley token things with the gyms logo on it in a locker. I was so happy I used it for ages. But today I can't find it anymore and I'm now having to use an actual £1 coin. so bummed frown
http://www.trolleytokens.co.uk

get some PH ones made up and sell them on here
That is a fantastic idea for the frivolous purchase thread.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

130 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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I'm currently bored out of my mind in Gatwick airport waiting for my flight to Vancouver (scum class sorry) on my tod.

Chris Type R

8,051 posts

250 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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vtecyo said:
I'm currently bored out of my mind in Gatwick airport waiting for my flight to Vancouver (scum class sorry) on my tod.
Is Tod a grown up version of a Trunki ?

Robbo 27

3,659 posts

100 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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vtecyo said:
I'm currently bored out of my mind in Gatwick airport waiting for my flight to Vancouver (scum class sorry) on my tod.
Play people snooker, see a person wearing red, then find someone wearing a colours, above the waist only.

You need to score 100 in 3 minutes, so 15 people in red worth one point each and six people wearing different colours :see a red dressed person between each colour, then yellow (2 points), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), black (7).

Passes 10 minutes, kids love it too. Just dont let them shout out for what colours they are looking for, gets embarassing.

Score 147 and your flight will arrive.



p1stonhead

25,616 posts

168 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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I think this counts.

Chris Harris' twitter feed is hilarious over the past few hours.

Went online to find an S320 diesel to waft about in for a while - ended up buying a Phantom hehe


glenrobbo

35,365 posts

151 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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One of my neighbours, a really nice chap, is self-employed, but has had to give up work since his wife and daughter were blown up in the Manchester Arena suicide bomb attack.

His daughter was not too badly affected physically, but who knows how she is feeling about witnessing the carnage at the scene?

His wife almost died at the scene with devastating injuries but she was saved from bleeding to death by the rapid intervention of first responders at the venue.

She has recently been transferred from Salford Hospital to Southport Spinal Injuries Specialist Care Unit, an hour and a half drive each way. Her prognosis is uncertain at this stage.
On top of all this, her husband is now worried about the car park charges each time he visits her.
I have told him help is available, but he doesn't want to make a fuss.

I think this, coupled with the plight of the Grenfell Tower victims, bereft and now homeless, is a an example of the worst first world problems anyone could face.
Could be worse I suppose.
In Syria and the Yemen and such places, things are much much worse every single day.

Sorry, but I just wanted to get it off my chest.
Carry on.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 17th June 2017
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glenrobbo said:
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Carry on.
i agree my mate has just lost his wife after two years on and off with cancer, having a baby at the start. Besides all the money issues etc it is just the start really.

went round my mates and started he talked about the last 2 weeks in a hospice, i honestly nearly lost it , what he described was truly awful.

then he said, she must have known about the cancer but choose not to say anything as they might have aborted her son, so in effect her descion to have a life cost hers, the ultimate sacrifice and took it to the grave as to protect my mate.

For all the real problems out there stay strong and remember life is precious, help those that need it even if they say they don't want it.

ok carry on

InductionRoar

2,015 posts

133 months

Sunday 18th June 2017
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I am so hot today that not even an ice cold Mikkeller IIPA can cool me down.