Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[davidc1]

The turn up on my jean shorts rubs slightly on the transmission tunnel of my porsche. I have to roll them down and roll them back up again when i reach my destination....

[Halmyre]

Chris Type R said:

No Camembert or Brie in the fridge today to make a toasted bacon sandwich ! Had to make do with some blue cheese instead (admittedly glad I did).

Was it always blue? Or a recent development?

[jdw100]

davidc1 said:

The turn up on my jean shorts rubs slightly on the transmission tunnel of my porsche. I have to roll them down and roll them back up again when i reach my destination....

That's just crying out for a certain historic PH photo...

[MDMA .]

Reading some of the above, i take it the bigger problem for most is now having to shop in Asda, post Brexit.

[DRFC1879]

talksthetorque said:

Can't see the sea view from my hotel balcony. because of the mist.

Can someone who can still see the sea confirm that it is a bit choppy and a grey/brown colour.
Thanks in advance.

I'm led to believe that it's "over there between the ground and the sky"

[Chris Type R]

Halmyre said:

Was it always blue? Or a recent development?

Now that you mention it, that is a concern....

[talksthetorque]

jdw100 said:

That's just crying out for a certain historic PH photo...

I know which one you mean

[ambuletz]

So i went to get some fried chicken from a local place for lunch. I wanted them to put the chips a seperate box to the wings because the heat from the chips can make the crispy skin go soggy/wet. but noooooooo they want to charge you 50p for that. fk that. those cardboard boxes must cost pennies!!!!

[Watchman]

ambuletz said:

So i went to get some fried chicken from a local place for lunch. I wanted them to put the chips a seperate box to the wings because the heat from the chips can make the crispy skin go soggy/wet. but noooooooo they want to charge you 50p for that. fk that. those cardboard boxes must cost pennies!!!!

Yeah. Maybe fifty.

[vtecyo]

I'm at the first non family wedding I've ever been to, and my relatively new girlfriend is a bridesmaid. So I'm officially "that guy" that nobody knows.

New suit looks good though.

[talksthetorque]

vtecyo said:

I'm at the first non family wedding I've ever been to, and my relatively new girlfriend is a bridesmaid. So I'm officially "that guy" that nobody knows.

New suit looks good though.

Alcohol.
Definitely Alcohol.
If you have enough, they'll all remember you next time

[wiliferus]

I've not visited this thread for a while. And in the last two pages there's mention of Asda, 25p noodles, and fried chicken?!?!
What the actual fk?? This place has gone to the dogs. I'm off to the Council thread to read about how the upper classes live.

[Chris Type R]

wiliferus said:

I've not visited this thread for a while. And in the last two pages there's mention of Asda, 25p noodles, and fried chicken?!?!
What the actual fk?? This place has gone to the dogs. I'm off to the Council thread to read about how the upper classes live.

First world problem - thread content does not meet expectation.

[chesby]

My watch winder has stopped working. Now every time I want to where a different watch I have to put the correct time and date in and manually wind.

[Bluedot]

chesby said:

My watch winder has stopped working. Now every time I want to where a different watch I have to put the correct time and date in and manually wind.

Sorry to hear that.
Are they on leave or ill ?

[39sl]

My robot lawnmower has sent me a txt telling me it's fallen outside of its mowing area ... I apparently now need to get up, go outside and put it back in its cutting area so it can continue to cut the grass ... when will I ever catch get a break

[alorotom]

Bluedot said:

Sorry to hear that.
Are they on leave or ill ?

"On leave" ... pffft the help do not get such luxuries

[Don1]

My new dining room extension is so large I cannot hoover the whole thing without changing plug locations.

What a faff.

(Yes, I do some housework - keeps me grounded dontchaknow).

[texaxile]

Don1 said:

My new dining room extension is so large I cannot hoover the whole thing without changing plug locations.

What a faff.

(Yes, I do some housework - keeps me grounded dontchaknow).

I trust that is on the East wing of your residence?. Get an extension lead perhaps, they sell them in poundland.

[davhill]

39sl said:

My robot lawnmower has sent me a txt telling me it's fallen outside of its mowing area ... I apparently now need to get up, go outside and put it back in its cutting area so it can continue to cut the grass ... when will I ever catch get a break

Ooh, how absolutely dweadful.