Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[WestyCarl]

Being the first cold morning, I casually tapped the "climatise now" button on the app. (for the riff raff reading this it will auto heat or cool the car to an acceptable temp before getting in)

However it seems the message did not get to the car and I had to sit in a chilly car for the first 5 mins of my journey

Bloody grudge holding Germans, still haven't forgotten 1966 and 194........

[Shakermaker]

Chris Type R said:

Wrong thread - the metal pull ring on my lunch-time tin of sardines broke off. I had to use a tin opener and by the time it was open, my toast was cold. FML.

Take my penknife, my good man,...

[Blown2CV]

Frimley111R said:

My mum gave us a cheque for a few quid and messaged me this morning:

'Can you pay the cheque in soon to get it out of my account. Too much in there!!!'

did she not just mean as in, don't surprise me by paying it in in like a month?

[talksthetorque]

After a 9 year wait I’m not sure if I like the title of the new Ian Brown single.

[housen]

i constantly date pretty and exotic women but cant find the one

[Chris Type R]

housen said:

i constantly date pretty and exotic women but cant find the one

Did you forget to mention the problem

[Chris Type R]

I bought a pair of SkullCandy bluetooth headphones. These do not have the range to reach the front door, or my preferred toilet.

[housen]

Chris Type R said:

housen said:

i constantly date pretty and exotic women but cant find the one

Did you forget to mention the problem

im actually quite down about it ....im exhausted ....and a bit skint

[illmonkey]

Youtube not working, all videos don't exist. How am I going to watch Alan Partridge at work, or listen to childhood songs to pass my office time by now?!

[Chris Type R]

illmonkey said:

Youtube not working, all videos don't exist. How am I going to watch Alan Partridge at work, or listen to childhood songs to pass my office time by now?!

Don't you have some junior staff you can task with performance duties ?

[Blown2CV]

Chris Type R said:

I bought a pair of SkullCandy bluetooth headphones. These do not have the range to reach the front door, or my preferred toilet.

just take your phone into the toilet like a normal person. Are you saying you spend less than 1 hour in the stter?

[illmonkey]

Chris Type R said:

illmonkey said:

Youtube not working, all videos don't exist. How am I going to watch Alan Partridge at work, or listen to childhood songs to pass my office time by now?!

Don't you have some junior staff you can task with performance duties ?

They are already running the shop, hence why I require youtube to pass the time.

Maybe I could compare business cards with me peers? Just picked up a new batch yesterday, bone colouring.

[RC1807]

I'm flying to Buenos Aires for work early December ... you know, Summer in the souther hemisphere .... but there are no upgrade seats available in First Class.

[Chris Type R]

Blown2CV said:

Chris Type R said:

I bought a pair of SkullCandy bluetooth headphones. These do not have the range to reach the front door, or my preferred toilet.

just take your phone into the toilet like a normal person. Are you saying you spend less than 1 hour in the stter?

These are streaming music from my PC. I only remember I'm wearing them when I wander off.

[captain_cynic]

Shakermaker said:

Chris Type R said:

Wrong thread - the metal pull ring on my lunch-time tin of sardines broke off. I had to use a tin opener and by the time it was open, my toast was cold. FML.

Take my penknife, my good man,...

MONO... Do'h

[soxboy]

One of our neighbours was in the Daily Fail the other day, should I move house?

[Blown2CV]

Chris Type R said:

Blown2CV said:

Chris Type R said:

I bought a pair of SkullCandy bluetooth headphones. These do not have the range to reach the front door, or my preferred toilet.

just take your phone into the toilet like a normal person. Are you saying you spend less than 1 hour in the stter?

These are streaming music from my PC. I only remember I'm wearing them when I wander off.

you have a desktop PC, wow. Is it like an antique?

[Chris Type R]

Blown2CV said:

you have a desktop PC, wow. Is it like an antique?

More like a laptop personal computer on my desktop. Connected to the 40" 4K screen - it's no longer portable.

[wolfracesonic]

soxboy said:

One of our neighbours was in the Daily Fail the other day, should I move house?

At least you now know roughly how much your house is worth.

[JulianPH]

wolfracesonic said:

soxboy said:

One of our neighbours was in the Daily Fail the other day, should I move house?

At least you now know roughly how much your house is worth.