Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[glenrobbo]

talksthetorque said:

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

We are ones for ceremony. We wear our dress watches when we dress for dinner. Every evening come rain or shine. It helps to maintain a sense of decorum.

I'm not wearing a dress for dinner.




What are you staring at?

I hope you're wearing more than just a watch.

I'm wearing my best galoshes and spats.

[Lord Flashheart]

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

[glenrobbo]

Lord Flashheart said:

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

Everything??? Have you tried adding a handful of pubes?

[Lord Flashheart]

glenrobbo said:

Lord Flashheart said:

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

Everything??? Have you tried adding a handful of pubes?

I was hoping for the waxed look..

[glenrobbo]

Lord Flashheart said:

I was hoping for the waxed look..

Then chuck a candle into the pan with the eggs and let it melt.

[nonsequitur]

glenrobbo said:

Lord Flashheart said:

I was hoping for the waxed look..

Then chuck a candle into the pan with the eggs and let it melt.

I'm cutting the grass MYSELF today. Can't get the staff.

[Davie_GLA]

I had to compromise and take a temporary holding stable for the horse belonging to the hatchling. Apparently, the stables we are due to occupy are still being built and will be some time before they are suitable. How rude. Made even worse by having neighbours to both flanks who are considerably less important but seem to be in front of me in the queue for the new stables?

Clearly I'm not wealthy enough to have ones own land to store the nags.

[KiloRomeo]

nonsequitur said:

I'm cutting the grass MYSELF today. Can't get the staff.

Ha, I've someone to think for me about cutting the grass. Fortunately it's raining.
I'm sure she'll think of something else for me not to do.

[talksthetorque]

Lord Flashheart said:

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

Tried the boil in a bag trick?
Pass this on to the cook.
If it doesn't work, sack them they're useless.
If it does work, sack them as they didn't know this.

[RC1807]

talksthetorque said:

Lord Flashheart said:

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

Tried the boil in a bag trick?
Pass this on to the cook.
If it doesn't work, sack them they're useless.
If it does work, sack them as they didn't know this.

Buttered clingfilm, wrapped up tightly? I think I saw Joliver use that method once.
It's more appealing than a potentially soggy piece of toast from the poached egg water.

[Don1]

Why oh why isn't there a patio jet washing robot device for sale?

The drone of karchers is just dull.

[Pit Pony]

Cotty said:

I have loaded something in the dishwasher wrong and now it is going to clank for the whole cycle.

Open it. Move it.

[Road2Ruin]

Bought a nice new petrol mower.....no roller on the back...

[Pixelpeep Z4]

Unable to have the roof down in the car this morning as the wind plays havoc with the freshly applied product in my hair.

[Stuart70]

Pixelpeep Z4 said:

Unable to have the roof down in the car this morning as the wind plays havoc with the freshly applied product in my hair.

Hair, you have hair, you b’stard. I remember hair...

[Pixelpeep Z4]

Stuart70 said:

Pixelpeep Z4 said:

Unable to have the roof down in the car this morning as the wind plays havoc with the freshly applied product in my hair.

Hair, you have hair, you b’stard. I remember hair...

If its any help I am getting a bhin' widows peak ?

[JustGREENI]

I went to work in the v8 Land Rover today. I had to move the Range Rover, the Porsche and the RS4 to get it out of the garage.

[Writhing]

You moved them yourself?????

[Pixelpeep Z4]

You had to go to work?!

[nonsequitur]

Moving them yourself is one thing, but a Chauffeur at the wheel of the Landy, we hope.