Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Pixelpeep Z4]

Hang on, the poor chap must be on his knees.

He doesn't have individual garages for each car.

Please, can we all take a moment to appreciate the struggle.

[Andy_C77]

Pixelpeep Z4 said:

Hang on, the poor chap must be on his knees.

He doesn't have individual garages for each car.

Please, can we all take a moment to appreciate the struggle.

I’ve set up a go fund me page for him to get individual garages.

We are all thinking about you

[talksthetorque]

Andy_C77 said:

I’ve set up a go fund me page for him to get individual garages.

We are all thinking about you

Would love to help but can't this year as the Yacht refurbs mean we're having to charter more planes than usual to go on holiday.

[nonsequitur]

talksthetorque said:

Andy_C77 said:

I’ve set up a go fund me page for him to get individual garages.

We are all thinking about you

Would love to help but can't this year as the Yacht refurbs mean we're having to charter more planes than usual to go on holiday.

I'm down to my last couple of mill, so nothing from me.

[Pixelpeep Z4]

nonsequitur said:

talksthetorque said:

Andy_C77 said:

I’ve set up a go fund me page for him to get individual garages.

We are all thinking about you

Would love to help but can't this year as the Yacht refurbs mean we're having to charter more planes than usual to go on holiday.

I'm down to my last couple of mill, so nothing from me.

I've given the team who look after my online purchasing the week off so my hands are tied also.

[Stuart70]

Pixelpeep Z4 said:

Stuart70 said:

Pixelpeep Z4 said:

Unable to have the roof down in the car this morning as the wind plays havoc with the freshly applied product in my hair.

Hair, you have hair, you b’stard. I remember hair...

If its any help I am getting a bhin' widows peak ?

Your first world problems are no solace to my misery...

[ClaphamGT3]

Because we can't get to our place in the Dordogne, we're spending half term at a villa in Portugal. The pool doesn't have a robot and the pool boy only comes once a day so I'm having to net the bloody pool two or three times a day

[nonsequitur]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Because we can't get to our place in the Dordogne, we're spending half term at a villa in Portugal. The pool doesn't have a robot and the pool boy only comes once a day so I'm having to net the bloody pool two or three times a day

Pool boy needs a good talking too. After he's netted of course.

[Starfighter]

Just stop the kids crapping in the pool.

[Don1]

Seriously though. I used to really enjoy netting/skimming the pool. Very relaxing and rewarding.

[ClaphamGT3]

Don1 said:

Seriously though. I used to really enjoy netting/skimming the pool. Very relaxing and rewarding.

Hate it. Reminds me of being a kid constantly being nagged by my parents to do it and not being allowed in the pool until it was done

[MrJuice]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Hate it. Reminds me of being a kid constantly being nagged by my parents to do it and not being allowed in the pool until it was done

You sound like old money.

Where's that BMW driving sales rep parody guy when you need him. Might find him and PM him.

[Don1]

Ah, as a kid I was told to swim in the North Sea and enjoy it.

[mybrainhurts]

Lord Flashheart said:

I've tried all the tricks. Adding vinegar, adding salt, whisking the water, fresh eggs, chilled eggs, everything; but I still can't get my poached eggs to look like a scrotum.

Task the butler to check if your scrotum looks like a poached egg.

[SpeckledJim]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Because we can't get to our place in the Dordogne, we're spending half term at a villa in Portugal. The pool doesn't have a robot and the pool boy only comes once a day so I'm having to net the bloody pool two or three times a day

Are they hosting the World Onomatopoeic Ruler Twanging Championships in the Dordogne this year?

[nonsequitur]

Don1 said:

Ah, as a kid I was told to swim in the North Sea and enjoy it.

How was Denmark?

[nonsequitur]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Don1 said:

Seriously though. I used to really enjoy netting/skimming the pool. Very relaxing and rewarding.

Hate it. Reminds me of being a kid constantly being nagged by my parents to do it and not being allowed in the pool until it was done

All these PHers with a pool. Hope they are similar to mine, Olympic sized with a 15m diving board. Sadly empty now as the filters need changing.Tally Ho!

[talksthetorque]

nonsequitur said:

ClaphamGT3 said:

Don1 said:

Seriously though. I used to really enjoy netting/skimming the pool. Very relaxing and rewarding.

Hate it. Reminds me of being a kid constantly being nagged by my parents to do it and not being allowed in the pool until it was done

All these PHers with a pool. Hope they are similar to mine, Olympic sized with a 15m diving board. Sadly empty now as the filters need changing.Tally Ho!

The diving board should still work though?

[nonsequitur]

talksthetorque said:

nonsequitur said:

ClaphamGT3 said:

Don1 said:

Seriously though. I used to really enjoy netting/skimming the pool. Very relaxing and rewarding.

Hate it. Reminds me of being a kid constantly being nagged by my parents to do it and not being allowed in the pool until it was done

All these PHers with a pool. Hope they are similar to mine, Olympic sized with a 15m diving board. Sadly empty now as the filters need changing.Tally Ho!

The diving board should still work though?

I'll get my man to give it a go.

[eldar]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Because we can't get to our place in the Dordogne, we're spending half term at a villa in Portugal. The pool doesn't have a robot and the pool boy only comes once a day so I'm having to net the bloody pool two or three times a day

Is someone using the pool as a toilet?