Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[DickyC]

What is the world coming to?

One tomato on the vine, the rest not on the vine and two stray bits of bare vine.

[wolfracesonic]

I don’t think shopping at Tesco qualifies as first world tbh.

[DickyC]

Not even their Finest Range?

[RammyMP]

Best before today as well, better take them back soon!

[wolfracesonic]

DickyC said:

Not even their Finest Range?

Go on then, at a push

[DickyC]

RammyMP said:

Best before today as well, better take them back soon!

No, I've sent them a stern email.

Tesco. They mock me.

[BoRED S2upid]

46and2 said:

I ran out of Dolce Gusto pods this morning and had to drink instant

There is no excuse ever for drinking instant.

[Psycho Warren]

Having to deal with retarded members of the public. How the hell do some people function in life?

Morons thinking they can use chemicals then wonder why it all goes wrong after ignoring all your advice, reading none of the instructions and even completely ignoring the mix ratio on the bottles. Then somehow its my fault they fked it up? really?

[DickyC]

Psycho Warren said:

Having to deal with retarded members of the public. How the hell do some people function in life?

Morons thinking they can use chemicals then wonder why it all goes wrong after ignoring all your advice, reading none of the instructions and even completely ignoring the mix ratio on the bottles. Then somehow its my fault they fked it up? really?

Are you talking about Americans taking random doses of horse de-wormer as protection against Covid?

[Psycho Warren]

DickyC said:

Are you talking about Americans taking random doses of horse de-wormer as protection against Covid?

No, but people equally as brain dead.

We have literally had people ask what 1:1 ratio means for a resin and hardener. People who don't understand the difference between weight and volume etc etc etc.

[46and2]

BoRED S2upid said:

There is no excuse ever for drinking instant.

I actually quite like instant, in fact I think it beats most coffees I get when I'm out.

I'll retire to the council thread

[nonsequitur]

DickyC said:

What is the world coming to?

One tomato on the vine, the rest not on the vine and two stray bits of bare vine.

Call for Jeremy. He'll sort it.

[DickyC]

nonsequitur said:

Call for Jeremy. He'll sort it.

Bare vine takes on a whole new meaning.

[Flibble]

Psycho Warren said:

No, but people equally as brain dead.

We have literally had people ask what 1:1 ratio means for a resin and hardener. People who don't understand the difference between weight and volume etc etc etc.

It means just slop a bit of each in by eye right?

[Psycho Warren]

Now this is a proper "first world problem". Couldnt get on PH all last night and most of this morning. Kept getting this message:

[DickyC]

nonsequitur said:

DickyC said:

What is the world coming to?

One tomato on the vine, the rest not on the vine and two stray bits of bare vine.

Call for Jeremy. He'll sort it.

I emailed Tesco about them selling loose tomatoes as on-the-vine. They replied asking for photos of the tomatoes, the label and the receipt. I sent the same pictures I posted here adding that I couldn't find the receipt but that didn't matter as I didn't want any money, I wanted to know if I should bother with Tesco on-the-vine tomatoes in future. They sent a thank you email, assurances that the suppliers and their quality control would be informed and said they were sending me an e-card for £1.60.

Yoo-hoo. Party time.

[nonsequitur]

DickyC said:

nonsequitur said:

DickyC said:

What is the world coming to?

One tomato on the vine, the rest not on the vine and two stray bits of bare vine.

Call for Jeremy. He'll sort it.

I emailed Tesco about them selling loose tomatoes as on-the-vine. They replied asking for photos of the tomatoes, the label and the receipt. I sent the same pictures I posted here adding that I couldn't find the receipt but that didn't matter as I didn't want any money, I wanted to know if I should bother with Tesco on-the-vine tomatoes in future. They sent a thank you email, assurances that the suppliers and their quality control would be informed and said they were sending me an e-card for £1.60.

Yoo-hoo. Party time.

Just enough for a bottle of ketchup.

[Don1]

My wife thought the crispy seaweed (how are they allowed to call it that???), was microwavable.

A new microwave went on the credit card this morning....

[talksthetorque]

The restaurant I’m dining in has 2 for 1 on cocktails. They don’t have my favourite cocktail though, only my second favourite. I may note it in the comments section of my expenses claim and see if I can claim for both due to the inconvenience.

[Blown2CV]

Don1 said:

My wife thought the crispy seaweed (how are they allowed to call it that???), was microwavable.

A new microwave went on the credit card this morning....

i've never tried doing that.... i am guessing it isn't microwaveable??