Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.
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nonsequitur said:
My gardener is orf sick, so I am having to flatten all the mole hills on the east lawn myself.
Get the gardnerer to pee in a bucket, let it ferment for a fortnight or so, then direct the now recovered gardnering serf to pour fermented pee into moleholes,Mole free for ever, I guarantee.
KiloRomeo said:
nonsequitur said:
My gardener is orf sick, so I am having to flatten all the mole hills on the east lawn myself.
Get the gardnerer to pee in a bucket, let it ferment for a fortnight or so, then direct the now recovered gardnering serf to pour fermented pee into moleholes,Mole free for ever, I guarantee.
vaud said:
Flibble said:
Supermarkets are way better for sunscreen IME.
They are.I applied an entire Waitrose to my body in Portugal and didn't get sunburn.
I am unable to purchase the decaffinated loose leaf tea that is my wife's preferred beverage; seemingly no stock available anywhere.
How does one tip the staff at Christmas? I find my self in receipt of some ‘biccies’ from a few of them. Rather than wrap and return said present I feel naughty enough to indulge is such caaaancil behaviour. Don’t tell mother!
Anyway, is a comparable canapé from the bottom of the larder, caviar, blue cheese, bubbles etc, sufficient, or are they really after spondulix?
Anyway, is a comparable canapé from the bottom of the larder, caviar, blue cheese, bubbles etc, sufficient, or are they really after spondulix?
seefarr said:
The enormous Boots near work has swapped all it's sunscreen for horrid, cheap celebrity endorsed perfume. Looks like I'm going to have to get ripped off and buy it on resort in the Republic of Barbados next week. Come to think of it, I might ask the butler to get it ahead of time so I don't have to visit anything so plebeian as a "shop" again.
they've always done this seasonally.Don1 said:
The en-suite is having work done, so showering in the guest en-suite. Then why did I leave by towel in bathroom number three, thereby enduring a naked wet dash through the house?
It's enough to drive a man to drink.
Might I make so bold as to suggest putting some clothes on before driving to the local off licence?It's enough to drive a man to drink.
Tango13 said:
Don1 said:
The en-suite is having work done, so showering in the guest en-suite. Then why did I leave by towel in bathroom number three, thereby enduring a naked wet dash through the house?
It's enough to drive a man to drink.
Might I make so bold as to suggest putting some clothes on before driving to the local off licence?It's enough to drive a man to drink.
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