Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Caddyshack]

talksthetorque said:

Chris Type R said:

We've woken up to two fridges rammed with Xmas leftovers and doubt we'll be able to avoid throwing some/most of it away.

Can you create a topic with a wiki page of what's left?
Maybe it can be dispersed charitably to those poor PHers who only have the one car.
I was going to hell anyway

Lol, imagine if some families really did only have one car….I met someone once with only 1 Porsche in the collection.

[Caruso]

Caddyshack said:

Lol, imagine if some families really did only have one car….I met someone once with only 1 Porsche in the collection.

Boxster or Cayenne I'm guessing. It used to be 924/944 but now nearly all those people need a spares car.

[g3org3y]

[Road2Ruin]

g3org3y said:

I had a tin of shoe polish that did that once. Or so my man tells me.

[loudlashadjuster]

Most tins I see nowadays don’t even have the twist key

[Halmyre]

Road2Ruin said:

g3org3y said:

I had a tin of shoe polish that did that once. Or so my man tells me.

You mean you don't just throw them away when they get dirty? How ghastly.

[wolfracesonic]

g3org3y said:

I’d take that back to Wynsor shoes and play bloody hell. I personally pay extra for Saphir’s ‘keyless entry’ range.

[Road2Ruin]

Halmyre said:

Road2Ruin said:

g3org3y said:

I had a tin of shoe polish that did that once. Or so my man tells me.

You mean you don't just throw them away when they get dirty? How ghastly.

I pass them on to the needy. You know the type, they frequent NP & E a lot.

[Halmyre]

Road2Ruin said:

Halmyre said:

Road2Ruin said:

g3org3y said:

I had a tin of shoe polish that did that once. Or so my man tells me.

You mean you don't just throw them away when they get dirty? How ghastly.

I pass them on to the needy. You know the type, they frequent NP & E a lot.

Then I hope they're slip-ons or those type with the Velcro fastening.

[Tye Green]

it's been very cold over the last few days and I'm shocked that the phone app which controls the heating on my ev to warm it in advance of entry, doesn't actually enable the seat heaters. this means the car is a toasty 24c on entry but the leather seats are still cold. I'm forced to switch the seat heaters on manually once I'm in the car and suffer a cold bottom for at least 30 seconds.

[Blown2CV]

i think the plumber may have accidentally fitted a 3-in-1 water tap (boiling, hot, cold) instead of the 5-in-1 we ordered (fizzy, filtered, boiling, hot, cold)

[Catastrophic Poo]

Halmyre said:

Road2Ruin said:

Halmyre said:

Road2Ruin said:

g3org3y said:

I had a tin of shoe polish that did that once. Or so my man tells me.

You mean you don't just throw them away when they get dirty? How ghastly.

I pass them on to the needy. You know the type, they frequent NP & E a lot.

Then I hope they're slip-ons or those type with the Velcro fastening.

Crocs would be more appropriate, less damage when they resort to throwing things.

[Catastrophic Poo]

We had workmen start on Wednesday.

Found we had no instant coffee in, had to resort to using the proper stuff.

[georgezippy]

At one of the places I work in TV world, a runner brings biscuits round at mid morning brew time (not break, just get a tea and carry on....). They are in individual sealed packets for hygiene reasons. I selected my usual packet of 2 shortbread rings. When I opened it a bit later there was only one in there. I was apoplectic!

[georgezippy]

Pixelpeep Electric said:

my new polestar doesn't have wireless carplay. FML.

My new Tesla doesn't have any carplay. FML twice over.

[georgezippy]

Catastrophic Poo said:

We had workmen start on Wednesday.

Found we had no instant coffee in, had to resort to using the proper stuff.

I always give the workmen the proper stuff whilst negotiating my special discount.

[georgezippy]

[Catastrophic Poo]

georgezippy said:

Catastrophic Poo said:

We had workmen start on Wednesday.

Found we had no instant coffee in, had to resort to using the proper stuff.

I always give the workmen the proper stuff whilst negotiating my special discount.

I properly fked it though.

First day was French press.


From the second day… Nescafé.

[talksthetorque]

I had no dry oak smoked streaky bacon in for my signature "Pancakes with maple syrup, bacon, blueberries and squirty cream" last night and had to use the artisanal Prosciutto from my local european specialist supplier*.















*Lidl

[DickyC]

talksthetorque said:

I had no dry oak smoked streaky bacon in for my signature "Pancakes with maple syrup, bacon, blueberries and squirty cream" last night and had to use the artisanal Prosciutto from my local european specialist supplier*.















*Lidl

Lidl Prosciutto? I'll see your Lidl Prosciutto and raise you Household Bargains Himalayan Pink Salt. It was the only place in town who had any.

Don't worry, I went in disguise.