Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[obob]

Went to dinner at a friend's last night and his wife nosed the fking stilton!

Then she had the cheek to use her fork the wrong way round and all whilst her husband was only wearing a lounge suit. I mean who doesn't wear a dinner suit when they have friends round for dinner?

So should I tell him the error of his ways? Never talk to them again? Invite them round to mine and if they dare display any of these terrible manners again, shoot them in the face with my shotgun?

[marmitemania]

obob said:

Went to dinner at a friend's last night and his wife nosed the fking stilton!

Then she had the cheek to use her fork the wrong way round and all whilst her husband was only wearing a lounge suit. I mean who doesn't wear a dinner suit when they have friends round for dinner?

So should I tell him the error of his ways? Never talk to them again? Invite them round to mine and if they dare display any of these terrible manners again, shoot them in the face with my shotgun?

I would go with the later shoot them in the face and have Jeeves feed them to the hounds, be sure to dispose of their vehicle somewhere in your extensive estate grounds.

[Urban Sports]

Also in the Spanish heat the leather strap on my Tag Heuer has started to smell a bit, I now have the agonising decision on which new strap to buy, all this on top of the mojitos and the broken 50" plasma!

They do say it comes in 3's so fingers crossed.

[marmitemania]

Urban Sports said:

Also in the Spanish heat the leather strap on my Tag Heuer has started to smell a bit, I now have the agonising decision on which new strap to buy, all this on top of the mojitos and the broken 50" plasma!

They do say it comes in 3's so fingers crossed.

Why buy just a new strap, the whole watch will be tainted now. Best you buy a complete new watch, make sure you smash the smelly one as you don't want it falling into the hands of the poor do you.

[Urban Sports]

marmitemania said:

Urban Sports said:

Also in the Spanish heat the leather strap on my Tag Heuer has started to smell a bit, I now have the agonising decision on which new strap to buy, all this on top of the mojitos and the broken 50" plasma!

They do say it comes in 3's so fingers crossed.

Why buy just a new strap, the whole watch will be tainted now. Best you buy a complete new watch, make sure you smash the smelly one as you don't want it falling into the hands of the poor do you.

Good idea!

Another dilemma has just cropped up, it's September soon and my 13 plate BMW will no longer be the current reg, should I hide this embarrassment by putting my retained private reg on the car or just slum it out?

It goes from bad to worse

[I Am Milk]

Urban Sports said:

These one are much nicer!

My Maybach doesn't have a divide between me and my driver, so I won't be able to masturbate to this picture until I get home.

[Papa Hotel]

I Am Milk said:

My Maybach doesn't have a divide between me and my driver, so I won't be able to masturbate to this picture until I get home.

There's a lot of Walter Mitty-ing going on here, we're looking for real problems.

[marmitemania]

Papa Hotel said:

I Am Milk said:

My Maybach doesn't have a divide between me and my driver, so I won't be able to masturbate to this picture until I get home.

There's a lot of Walter Mitty-ing going on here, we're looking for real problems.

Come on Papa H, have you had a sense of humor bypass?

[marmitemania]

Urban Sports said:

marmitemania said:

Urban Sports said:

Also in the Spanish heat the leather strap on my Tag Heuer has started to smell a bit, I now have the agonising decision on which new strap to buy, all this on top of the mojitos and the broken 50" plasma!

They do say it comes in 3's so fingers crossed.

Why buy just a new strap, the whole watch will be tainted now. Best you buy a complete new watch, make sure you smash the smelly one as you don't want it falling into the hands of the poor do you.

Good idea!

Another dilemma has just cropped up, it's September soon and my 13 plate BMW will no longer be the current reg, should I hide this embarrassment by putting my retained private reg on the car or just slum it out?

It goes from bad to worse

I think you should err on the side of caution with that and just scrap the car.

[Papa Hotel]

marmitemania said:

Come on Papa H, have you had a sense of humor bypass?

Given that the premise of the thread was a bit of a piss-take, have you?

[Wheat]

Urban Sports said:

Good idea!

Another dilemma has just cropped up, it's September soon and my 13 plate BMW will no longer be the current reg, should I hide this embarrassment by putting my retained private reg on the car or just slum it out?

It goes from bad to worse

Sounds like a lot of paper work to get the private plate on, I'd suggest getting a new car and getting the dealer to throw in him putting the plate on once the new car becomes 6 months old. Oh and get your secretary to do the paper work for the new car. Once you return her home from Spain..

[hyperblue]

obob said:

Went to dinner at a friend's last night and his wife nosed the fking stilton!

Then she had the cheek to use her fork the wrong way round and all whilst her husband was only wearing a lounge suit. I mean who doesn't wear a dinner suit when they have friends round for dinner?

So should I tell him the error of his ways? Never talk to them again? Invite them round to mine and if they dare display any of these terrible manners again, shoot them in the face with my shotgun?

Dear God man, nosing the stilton? Shotgun is your only option!

[marmitemania]

Papa Hotel said:

marmitemania said:

Come on Papa H, have you had a sense of humor bypass?

Given that the premise of the thread was a bit of a piss-take, have you?

I dear sir, have never had a sense of humor to bypass!

[popegregory]

Urban Sports said:

Good idea!

Another dilemma has just cropped up, it's September soon and my 13 plate BMW will no longer be the current reg, should I hide this embarrassment by putting my retained private reg on the car or just slum it out?

It goes from bad to worse

My 5 series is a positively antique 58. I'm a man of the people you see.

[s p a c e m a n]

A cat keeps sleeping on the roof of the TVR so I have to make one of the apprentices hose it down when I get to work every morning

[popegregory]

s p a c e m a n said:

A cat keeps sleeping on the roof of the TVR so I have to make one of the apprentices hose it down when I get to work every morning

I imagine that's one unimpressed, and soggy, cat

[Wheat]

popegregory said:

I imagine that's one unimpressed, and soggy, cat

Yer I bet it's feline pretty sorry for itself

[Rumple]

obob said:

Went to dinner at a friend's last night and his wife nosed the fking stilton!

That really is the fking most have your man horse whip the common bd plebs.

[guffhoover]

I recently suffered a mild bike accident which left me with a two painfull and weakened wrists I have also discovered imgur and its gonewild photo threads.

For the foreseeable future it is look but no touch :/

[Captainawesome]

I work so the government won't give me free money, a free house and pay all my taxes for me. S'not faaaair!