Oh Mars Bar

[Sharted]

Gwagon

Did you used to post on mbclub?

[andygo]

captainzep said:

Gwagon?

I feel sufficiently moved by your story that I pledge this: if we go to Vietnam together (or some equivalent theatre of conflict), and we're captured, I'll help you store that ring, -up my ass so I can take it home to your son if you don't make it home.

Who's going to store it up your ass? Are you maybe hoping that it will slip off the OP's finger whilst he's checking out your storage area?

[Kiltie]

Chim said:

OP, by the look of your pick you are pushing into the late 30's.

[Kiltie]

Gwagon111 said:

... annoying toothless little yappy Jack Russels. I tend to ignore them. I find they tend to shut up and go away fairly quickly if I do that.

This sounds like your encounters with toothless Jack Russels are frequent and many.

To the best of my knowledge, I've never ever seen one.

[squeezebm]

VinceFox said:

Might be a bit of gallows humour because he's stting himself!

Or he's just a grade A cock

[Gwagon111]

squeezebm said:

Or he's just a grade A cock

Irony as well, this is the thread that just keeps giving .

[Gwagon111]

Sharted said:

Gwagon

Did you used to post on mbclub?

Not to my knowledge. What is it?

[squeezebm]

Gwagon111 said:

Irony as well, this is the thread that just keeps giving .

Yep a proud one it seems.

Never mind fella I'm sure the fatherhood thing will cut your cockney ness short,and allow you to grow up a little.

[Druid]

Gwagon

The way you are handling the kids on here will help you in your role as father later. Well done sir!

[captainzep]

rhinochopig said:

It's all those jewels isn't it; their rough surface. Go on admit it, you'd hide it up your bum if you went to Cheltenham together, never mind Vietnam.

Joke's on you cheeseface. Cheltenham is in Vietnam.

andygo said:

Who's going to store it up your ass? Are you maybe hoping that it will slip off the OP's finger whilst he's checking out your storage area?

Thanks.

Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to come to an island with me?

-KARATE ISLAND.

Yeah? How about it Susan?

[Gwagon111]

captainzep said:

Gwagon?

I feel sufficiently moved by your story that I pledge this: if we go to Vietnam together (or some equivalent theatre of conflict), and we're captured, I'll help you store that ring, -up my ass so I can take it home to your son if you don't make it home.

I once swallowed it, for a bet. Jesus it chafed on the way back out

[The Jolly Todger]

Gwagon111 said:

How do you like your hat cooked?

I don't mind really, as I won't be eating any.

[schmalex]

Gwagon111 said:

Buggers.

If only you'd done that in the first instance...

[HertsBiker]

Why do single women not have abortions rather than bring a fatherless child into an uncaring world? Just don't get the logic.

[Papa Hotel]

HertsBiker said:

Why do single women not have abortions rather than bring a fatherless child into an uncaring world? Just don't get the logic.

A thousand Internet Man Points if you make a thread asking that and stand your ground.

[Gargamel]

Papa Hotel said:

A thousand Internet Man Points if you make a thread asking that and stand your ground.

two,thousand if it is on mums net

[VinceFox]

HertsBiker said:

Why do single women not have abortions rather than bring a fatherless child into an uncaring world? Just don't get the logic.

It's the very absence of logic that leads to that decision. It may be rough, take a stab vest with you and report back.

[Gwagon111]

HertsBiker said:

Why do single women not have abortions rather than bring a fatherless child into an uncaring world? Just don't get the logic.

All options are still open.

[SMcP114]

Papa Hotel said:

HertsBiker said:

Why do single women not have abortions rather than bring a fatherless child into an uncaring world? Just don't get the logic.

A thousand Internet Man Points if you make a thread asking that and stand your ground.

[dmulally]

Gwagon111 said:

captainzep said:

Gwagon?

I feel sufficiently moved by your story that I pledge this: if we go to Vietnam together (or some equivalent theatre of conflict), and we're captured, I'll help you store that ring, -up my ass so I can take it home to your son if you don't make it home.

I once swallowed it, for a bet. Jesus it chafed on the way back out

In the face of great adversity I was your bro until this comment.

I'm out. All the best.