Oh Mars Bar

[Gwagon111]

dirkgently said:

You need to take steps, fking great long ones

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be etc. etc. etc. .

[Chim]

I call bullst, no way you would see a bump this early on

[sjp63]

Jonnas said:

scott15 said:

Not really sure whats going on?

Are you worried that you're the one who's knocked her up?

No, it was the other thing........

[Gwagon111]

Chim said:

I call bullst, no way you would see a bump this early on

I hope you're right. I guess I'll find out soon enough. T.B.F. the bump is barely there, I'm just very perceptive, don't forget that we'd been 'at it' for a couple of months previously. Sorry to paint bad pictures in people's mind's .

Edited by Gwagon111 on Friday 30th August 19:48

[The Nur]

Gwagon111 said:

Chim said:

I call bullst, no way you would see a bump this early on

I hope you're right. I guess I'll find out soon enough. T.B.F. the bump is barely there, I'm just very perceptive.

Very perceptive?

If she is due in April, which is a minimum of 7 whole months away you must be extremely perceptive. Most women don't show until 12 weeks.

I may be wrong, I have been exercising my Google-Fu

[Puggit]

Mars Bar?!

[Tango13]

Correct me if i'm wrong but the beginning of April is seven months away and she's showing after only two months?

[Gwagon111]

Puggit said:

Mars Bar?!

If I'd have stuck to Mars bars, I would have nothing to worry about .

[Gwagon111]

Tango13 said:

Correct me if i'm wrong but the beginning of April is seven months away and she's showing after only two months?

We'd been 'together' for a bit previously .

[Puggit]

Gwagon111 said:

Tango13 said:

Correct me if i'm wrong but the beginning of April is seven months away and she's showing after only two months?

We'd been 'together' for a bit previously .

Well then she's been pregnant longer, so must be due before April!

[Gwagon111]

Puggit said:

Well then she's been pregnant longer, so must be due before April!

I'll find out in the next few hours.

[TheEnd]

Puggit said:

Gwagon111 said:

Tango13 said:

Correct me if i'm wrong but the beginning of April is seven months away and she's showing after only two months?

We'd been 'together' for a bit previously .

Well then she's been pregnant longer, so must be due before April!

And she got her months wrong?

Hmm, something isn't adding up...

[hidetheelephants]

GadgeS3C said:

I'm no expert on such things but a visible bump and not due until April - is that normal from a fling a couple of months ago?

Does not compute. April 2014 minus 9 months is July 2013; if you knobbed her 2 months ago it ain't yours.

[Goonowski]

Gwagon111 said:

I'll find out in the next few hours.

If she says it's yours, get a test done!

[Sticks.]

Gwagon111 said:

I hope you're right. It's a close call. She will tell it like it is, she's pretty straight down the line, not one to mess me about.

I hope you're right, I suspect you're wrong. Keep either option in mind.

[Urban Sports]

Puggit said:

Gwagon111 said:

Tango13 said:

Correct me if i'm wrong but the beginning of April is seven months away and she's showing after only two months?

We'd been 'together' for a bit previously .

Well then she's been pregnant longer, so must be due before April!

Maybe she's just had too many mars bars?

Edited by Urban Sports on Friday 30th August 20:13

[V8covin]

Don't know what mars bars have got to do with it but you should have kept your curly wurly in ya pants !

[iva cosworth]

V8covin said:

Don't know what mars bars have got to do with it .

Euphemism for Poo i believe.....

[AB]

Gwagon111 said:

So, today I ran into a young lady, with whom I had a bit of a mad fling, a couple of months back. Nothing serious, just a bit of 'fun'. "Hiya" says I. "Yeahhhhhhh, how are you?" Says she. At this point, I notice a visible 'bump'. I said"Congratulations, when's it due". She said "April", then gave me the Vulcan death stare. I didn't hang around too long. WTF do I do now? She hasn't contacted me much since the 'fling'. Maybe she doesn't want me around. I'm genuinely confused. I know 'the mental' is strong in this one. How the hell do I approach this?

st, sorry.

[Pints]

iva cosworth said:

V8covin said:

Don't know what mars bars have got to do with it .

Euphemism for Poo i believe.....

If he'd taken that option, he wouldn't be in this mess.