Oh Mars Bar

[VinceFox]

Gwagon111 said:

VinceFox said:

OP if the pregnancy thing is a windup, then you're a fking ahole.

Sorry, I do get carried away sometimes, admittedly that may have been a bit much .

Cool. Virtual beers then.

[squeezebm]

As was said earlier in the thread,this thread certainly does keep "giving"

What an absolute tool

Come on OP keep on digging.....

[Pixel Pusher]

[sleep envy]

Gwagon111 said:

sleep envy said:

So how are the twins?

No, that was me being a wind up merchant do try to keep up at the back .

So there's no twins?

[Pixel Pusher]

sleep envy said:

Gwagon111 said:

sleep envy said:

So how are the twins?

No, that was me being a wind up merchant do try to keep up at the back .

So there's no twins?

Maybe he meant Twix?

Oh Mars Bar.

[10 Pence Short]

Well he won't be getting in any lady' snickers.

[VinceFox]

Pixel Pusher said:

He could change usernames to this. That would be spot on.

[SMcP114]

You really do get all sorts of headcases on the forums. From this fella to welshbeef, via your man who worked with the peado.

There's a lot to be said for just being normal and keeping yourself to yourself.

[sleep envy]

Gwagon111 said:

So, today I ran into a young lady, with whom I had a bit of a mad fling, a couple of months back. Nothing serious, just a bit of 'fun'. "Hiya" says I. "Yeahhhhhhh, how are you?" Says she. At this point, I notice a visible 'bump'. I said"Congratulations, when's it due". She said "April", then gave me the Vulcan death stare. I didn't hang around too long. WTF do I do now? She hasn't contacted me much since the 'fling'. Maybe she doesn't want me around. I'm genuinely confused. I know 'the mental' is strong in this one. How the hell do I approach this?

We should have read between the lines.

[Impasse]

10 Pence Short said:

Well he won't be getting in any lady' snickers.

Oh, dear god!

[Gwagon111]

10 Pence Short said:

I'll give 3 potential outcomes for this one...

- "I was drunk, messing about. I really have got twins etc."

- "Someone hacked my account last night"

- Never to be seen again, but a new user pops up in a few days and seems incredibly knowledgeable about PH users

You missed one out. O.P. admits he does random st from time to time, and can go too far sometimes. No drunkenness involved, no one hacked my account.

[Gwagon111]

SMcP114 said:

I think it's fair to say even you don't believe what you've just written.

No, that really is just it, nothing more, nothing less.

[squeezebm]

So lets get this right OP

You for some reason

Pretend to be having twins
Then pretend to own a nice car
Then act the plastic gangster when someone digs and finds out you are a liar
Then pretend to have got a fling pregnant

Are You are a gay peado with issues .....

Fecking weird

[Gwagon111]

squeezebm said:

So lets get this right OP

You for some reason

Pretend to be having twins
Then pretend to own a nice car
Then act the plastic gangster when someone digs and finds out you are a liar
Then pretend to have got a fling pregnant

Are You are a gay peado with issues .....

Fecking weird

No I'm not a gay paedo.

The person responsible for 'that post' is stuck in a small room with me for 12 hours on Monday. I'm a sociopath, I like messing with people's heads. You do the maths.

[squeezebm]

Gwagon111 said:

No I'm not a gay paedo.

The person responsible for 'that post' is stuck in a small room with me for 12 hours on Monday. I'm a sociopath, I like messing with people's heads. You do the maths.

Methinks the only person with the messed up head is YOU.

You fecking loon

I felt sorry for your un born child but now I just feel sorrow for anyone who has to know you.

[SMcP114]

Gwagon111 said:

No I'm not a gay paedo.

The person responsible for 'that post' is stuck in a small room with me for 12 hours on Monday. I'm a sociopath, I like messing with people's heads. You do the maths.

I actually feel a bit sorry for you. This is probably the saddest thing I have seen on the forums yet.

All these excuses are completely transparent.

[Gwagon111]

SMcP114 said:

I actually feel a bit sorry for you. This is probably the saddest thing I have seen on the forums yet.

All these excuses are completely transparent.

Do you want to join my fan club?

[Gwagon111]

squeezebm said:

Methinks the only person with the messed up head is YOU.

You fecking loon

I felt sorry for your un born child but now I just feel sorrow for anyone who has to know you.

I'm a loon alright . That's what makes me, well, me .

[10 Pence Short]

Are you going to cry in bed alone tonight, or wait until the morning? At least you can plan another fantasy life in the gaping space in between. Sleep tight.

[Gwagon111]

10 Pence Short said:

Are you going to cry in bed alone tonight, or wait until the morning? At least you can plan another fantasy life in the gaping space in between. Sleep tight.

No I don't do crying. Did you cry alone at night, at any time in the past? you sound like you may be an expert on the subject.