Hammered sausages.

[gtidriver]

Nope. Still don't know, sorry.

[gtidriver]

Just got in after an evening out. A slight nibble on the slanted sausage in the hole on the land next to my garage and nothing on the communal green or the old flower bed. I'll report back in the morning.

[eldar]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

bloody hell you can't be wasting a cumberland! top marks on the effort so far though

in all honesty, wouldn't you just be better off drawing the usual huge penis in weedkiller on his lawn?

Fertiliser is better than weedkiller. Much more subtle.

[Benbay001]

gtidriver said:

Just got in after an evening out. A slight nibble on the slanted sausage in the hole on the land next to my garage and nothing on the communal green or the old flower bed. I'll report back in the morning.

[gtidriver]

Nothing to report on my plot, couldn't check the communal grass as neighbours where out gardening. Has anyone got any better ideas to take this forward.

[richwig83]

Yes.... frozen tenderloin of pork!!



(might need a bigger drill bit)

[gtidriver]

Theres nothing to report,no further damage to any areas. Im very disappointed, but it was very cold last night. Ill clear one last area plant the cumberlands I've saved and level the area with sand.

[slippery]

PH Urban Myth shattered.

[Chrisgr31]

Ah but maybe it is a better job for summer time when the weather is warmer and therefore the aroma from the sauasage is better. Using more expensive sausages with less preservative might work better too!

[mickk]

Would adding some ketchup help, and maybe a small portion of chips on the side?

[Puggit]

mickk said:

Would adding some ketchup help, and maybe a small portion of chips on the side?

Salt and pepper too, while you're at it.

[mickk]

Puggit said:

mickk said:

Would adding some ketchup help, and maybe a small portion of chips on the side?

Salt and pepper too, while you're at it.

He's not really trying hard enough is he?

[GreenDog]

gtidriver said:

They'll think I'm a nutter;)

Surely not. What on Earth would make them think that ?!

[Asterix]

gtidriver said:

Small update, my lad just saw some birds pecking the sausage plot. I wonder now if its birds that have been nibbling as well.
Next week i,ll flatten another area next to the garage bury some more sausages and lay an area of sand down so we can see foot prints of whats eating them.

You need to be careful. Birds will attract feral cats. In turn you'll have wild dogs and wolves preying on the cats - it could escalate to bears, tigers and ultimately velociraptors.

[Asterix]

Can't believe we haven't had the Hambush joke yet

[LordLoveLength]

Asterix said:

You need to be careful. Birds will attract feral cats. In turn you'll have wild dogs and wolves preying on the cats - it could escalate to bears, tigers and ultimately velociraptors.

I've got some special powder to put down to keep velociraptors away. Works a treat! Never even seen one round here, must be good stuff. If the OP wants some at £40 a bag PM me!

[PoleDriver]

Asterix said:

Can't believe we haven't had the Hambush joke yet

IroningMan said:

Watch out for the ham bush.

[madbadger]

Asterix said:

Can't believe we haven't had the Hambush joke yet

Friday, Page 1.

IroningMan said:

Rude-boy said:

amancalledrob said:

Pork tree orchard! Hahahaha!!

Mmmm, Bacon tree!

Watch out for the ham bush.

[madbadger]

Snap.

[Asterix]

Arsepipes - missed it.

Apols all.