The perfect girl

[woody2846]

The Sun website, this is what majority of British Guys think the ideal girl is.

Survey finds Brit fellas prefer girlfriends to be nurses with brown hair, blue eyes, 5ft 5ins, 34C, Irish accent and no tattoos, who like footie and rock, eat meat, drink wine and drive Minis.

Sounds pretty spot on to me.

[Hoofy]

That'll do me, even though one or two things I might change.

[av185]

Those honeys that like to eat meat always get my vote.......

[Pints]

• nurses
• brown hair
• blue eyes
• 5ft 5ins
• 34C
• Irish accent
• no tattoos
• like footie
• like rock
• eat meat
• drink wine
• drive Minis

4/12 here.
I'm not complaining with what who I've got though.

[944fan]

Brown hair blue eye yes. The rest not bothered by to be honest.

I am not s Sun reader though

[Spanglepants]

Brown/black hair (must have brown eyes as well)
Eat meat
Nurse
Thats it , 3 out of that list.

[PurpleMoonlight]

The perfect woman only exists in your imaginations.

Everything in real life will be a let down to a greater or lesser extent.

[MiniMadMike]

'Drive Minis'

I'm on board with that - particularly if they drive a Classic Mini!

[ZOLLAR]

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

[Council Baby]

ZOLLAR said:

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

Eye wood.

[Quhet]

ZOLLAR said:

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

you know your mum's bra size?

[Lefty]

ZOLLAR said:

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

Scary thing is that you know her chest size.

Norfolk, yeah?

[anonymous-user]

From The Green Wing (Ch 4)

[Guy and Mac’s top five qualities in a woman, to Caroline.]
Guy: Five qualities, that’s easy. Number one, bendy.
Mac: Unpredictable.
Guy: Number two, shaved.
Mac: Must appreciate the genius of the Kinks.
Guy: Number three, slightly anorexic.
Mac: Thoughtful eyes.
Guy: Four, about sort of 5% lesbian.
Mac: Should be in touch with her masculine side.
Guy: And finally, mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar.
Mac: Compassionate.
Guy: [Disgusted] Ugh…So what you’ve come up with is an unpredictable, yet compassionate, slightly masculine, Kinks fan... with eyes?
Mac: I know. It’s an impossible dream.

[ZOLLAR]

Lefty said:

ZOLLAR said:

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

Scary thing is that you know her chest size.

Norfolk, yeah?

I said almost

[ZOLLAR]

Council Baby said:

ZOLLAR said:

Scary thing is that is almost a description for my mum!

Eye wood.

She's not on facebook anymore due to you perving on her

[Laurel Green]

I'll take two please!

[TorqueVR]

This thread is screaming out for photos!!

[Council Baby]

ZOLLAR said:

She's not on facebook anymore due to you perving on her

She still messages me filth and photos

[Impasse]

Nurses are mental, I prefer blonde hair, 5ft 5in is a bit short, the Irish accent does nothing for me, I can't stand football or rock music and am indifferent to Minis.

Having said that, I'm not fussy. So any girl with a pulse who isn't repulsed by me gets my vote.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Pints said:

*student

• red hair
• green/brown eyes
• 5ft 5ins
• 34F
• Polish accent
• no tattoos
• doesnt give a fk about football
• likes all music
• eat meat
• drink vodka like there's no tomorrow
• drive Shed and doesn't care

.

Fixed that for you.