These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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67Dino

3,586 posts

106 months

Tuesday 26th November 2019
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lufbramatt said:
Lily the Pink said:
lufbramatt said:
So how would you improve that ? Move the chevrons to the right so that the centre lined up with the door join but would then be uneven at the sides ?
Really don't know! I think the van is wrong not the chevrons smile
What they need to do is add a vertical line that looks like the door seam on the other side of the Chevron points. That way it would be nicely symmetrical. Job done.

Speed 3

4,591 posts

120 months

Tuesday 26th November 2019
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MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky

generationx

6,770 posts

106 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment

Mort7

1,487 posts

109 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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generationx said:
Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment
Me too. Better than a magic eye picture.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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Can the chain be moved to the other side of the blinds,many can.

David A

3,606 posts

252 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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Mort7 said:
generationx said:
Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment
Me too. Better than a magic eye picture.
No don't get it, it looks weird. Whats going on?

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,261 posts

236 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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David A said:
Mort7 said:
generationx said:
Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment
Me too. Better than a magic eye picture.
No don't get it, it looks weird. Whats going on?
The little bag the girl is holding merges with the background

David A

3,606 posts

252 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
David A said:
Mort7 said:
generationx said:
Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment
Me too. Better than a magic eye picture.
No don't get it, it looks weird. Whats going on?
The little bag the girl is holding merges with the background
Ohhhhhhhh ! durrr now I see it.

Monkeylegend

26,464 posts

232 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
David A said:
Mort7 said:
generationx said:
Speed 3 said:
MartG said:


Young girl posing with a bag of popcorn...
ooh that's spooky
That took me a moment
Me too. Better than a magic eye picture.
No don't get it, it looks weird. Whats going on?
The little bag the girl is holding merges with the background
Where's the popcorn when you need it.

Promised Land

4,736 posts

210 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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I’m doing the finals in this plot, ie fitting doors and ironmongery, hmmm what do you want for half a million pounds?


CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Promised Land said:
I’m doing the finals in this plot, ie fitting doors and ironmongery, hmmm what do you want for half a million pounds?

Well having the doors mounted vertically and the loo on the floor rather than up the wall would be a good start. biggrin

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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CanAm said:
Promised Land said:
I’m doing the finals in this plot, ie fitting doors and ironmongery, hmmm what do you want for half a million pounds?

Well having the doors mounted vertically and the loo on the floor rather than up the wall would be a good start. biggrin
rofl

bristolbaron

4,835 posts

213 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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13 to a pack?! 13?!


anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Bakers dozen?

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Fakers dozen?

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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LordGrover said:
Fakers dozen?
Well done. They even did the bit in the bottom left.

Grumpy old git

368 posts

188 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Promised Land said:
I’m doing the finals in this plot, ie fitting doors and ironmongery, hmmm what do you want for half a million pounds?

Someone to fit the outward opening door the right way? biggrin

Sticks.

8,774 posts

252 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Keep seeing it like that was making me twitch.


Promised Land

4,736 posts

210 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Grumpy old git said:
Someone to fit the outward opening door the right way? biggrin
You'd think so, but in that plot that ensuite door opens into the ensuite, yet the other ensuite door on the same floor opens into the bedroom, both reasonably sized rooms so no issue with space.

Architects for you.

thumbupSticks. wink

StanleyT

1,994 posts

80 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Pop up add pics generally make my teeth itch anyway when they get through, but this one took some looking at.

Advertising clothing, fine. But what is going on in her boobie-pants. Has she got three breasts, one each side where you would expect and an extra dangling middle member or just inappropriate age overflow. You'd have though a fashion house would have got the structure supporting the curvature to be in a manner pleasing to the eye. If I want to look at a three boobed person in a yellow jumper Simon next to me can shove three oranges from the fruit bowl up there. Doesn't make me want to buy yellow jumpers*

  • guess I'm not the target market?