These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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Mammasaid

3,893 posts

98 months

Sunday 17th May 2020
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From the @planningst Twitter feed


irocfan

40,639 posts

191 months

Saturday 23rd May 2020
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anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 23rd May 2020
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Johnspex said:
Escort3500 said:
Come on, be fair, at least the first 3 letters make sense.

Seriously, that's some kind of photoshop, isn't it? Anyone who would position a plate like that shouldn't be trusted with a pointed tool like a screwdriver.
That's what you call 'having an off day'

CAPP0

19,634 posts

204 months

Saturday 23rd May 2020
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rodericb

6,794 posts

127 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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pointy antenna plus sharkfin?

CAPP0

19,634 posts

204 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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irocfan said:
The new BMW chopper?



Bollycerb

430 posts

167 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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The join between the rear bumper and rear quarter doesnt align with the middle line or the front bumper line - I cant unsee it now ...

CAPP0

19,634 posts

204 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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rodericb said:
pointy antenna plus sharkfin?
The way they've cut the bottom of the door into the cill and left all the lines there.

Having said that, in terms of % mess it's utterly outclassed by this little riot of unmatching and unnecessary lines:



The CH-R somehow manages to look even worse up close than it does in pictures.

bobfather

11,172 posts

256 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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CAPP0 said:
The new BMW chopper?

If that were a car I'd say the tyre was on backwards. Asymmetric patterns should flush surface water away, that tread will bring water inwards

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,274 posts

236 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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bobfather said:
CAPP0 said:
The new BMW chopper?

If that were a car I'd say the tyre was on backwards. Asymmetric patterns should flush surface water away, that tread will bring water inwards
...but at least the weird lights will show you hehe

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,076 posts

101 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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irocfan said:
That's a good one for the thread. It looks like it's had a stroke!

CanAm

9,297 posts

273 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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bobfather said:
CAPP0 said:
The new BMW chopper?

If that were a car I'd say the tyre was on backwards. Asymmetric patterns should flush surface water away, that tread will bring water inwards
I dont think that tread do much with surface water. However, some Caterham racers purposely fit their front tyres the 'wrong' way round. I forget the logic.

r159

2,275 posts

75 months

Sunday 24th May 2020
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
irocfan said:
That's a good one for the thread. It looks like it's had a stroke!
Looks like it should be a character from Planes (or Copters if they did one)

Mining Subsidence Man

418 posts

49 months

Thursday 28th May 2020
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Steamer said:
Sorry for the size of these - they are straight out of a news story.

£100K for a cottage in Shropshire... just a few odd angles and quirks to live with:









https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/01/27/britains-won...
That does look a bit more like mining subsidence than some sort of weird geological faulting.

I'd want to see a drilling report given mining is in the area. It has been patched up a lot by the looks of it as it's almost certainly got some major structural issues which have been polyfilla-ed

The problem with it is that if next door has been owned pre mining issues flagged in conveyancing (say early 80s - I speak as non-coal) they will not have had the issues flagged and may be insured.

It's a bit of a grey area. I think the CA take full liability for remediation regarding coal workings. In non coal, it's a bit of a mess. If the mineral lord has changed hands since the workings were driven/sunk, they are not responsible for the "holes" (they often do change hands).

If you buy it knowing it has failed a ground stability inspection, you will not get insurance. As a result, if you attempt remediation (opening it up and fixing it or banging it full of grout) and next door falls into it, you could be liable.

I wouldn't touch it for free without seeing a drilling report. The auctioneers will not give you the report (because it's the exclusive property of the client) but give you a consultants summary of what the problem is. The thing is, they will say "mine workings" not whether it is "holy st ruuuuunnnn" or just something small and fixable.

Depending on the ground conditions/geology you can get some quite minor things looking very serious and some very major things looking minor (or not looking like anything).

Edit:- BGS data, which the blurb refers to is quite patchy in it's nature (and sht)


Edited by Mining Subsidence Man on Thursday 28th May 18:54

dhutch

14,399 posts

198 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Moonhawk said:
hehe - some great ones there - some people just want to see the world burn......

Old one, but a good one!

rjg48

2,671 posts

62 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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eldar

21,867 posts

197 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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That looks to be inhabited by a ghost.

Someone won one of those recently., somewhat a white elephant.

Teppic

7,389 posts

258 months

Friday 5th June 2020
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rjg48 said:
That doesn’t make my teeth itch. It makes my eyes bleed.

deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Friday 5th June 2020
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rjg48 said:
Is it the double yellows, just under the "X" of TK Max"?

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Saturday 27th June 2020
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A picture in my parents loo, my old man took it years ago on their first holiday away without me and my sister (probably ‘99/‘00) but only recently had it printed. For the horizon to be level, the picture can’t be...