These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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Mars

8,714 posts

215 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Promised Land said:
so called said:
It used to be an old standard that bedroom lighting was not centered but nearer to the windows.
This was so that you didn't cast a naked silhouette onto the curtains for your neighbours entertainment.
Lots of old rules have been forgotten.
Is that true about light position?

I know they’re always closer to the window than the centre of the room as on a lot of sites we have to put a nogging in the trusses for the electrician to fix his pendant to and the drawings always show the light closer to the window than centre.

I thought it was because natural light comes from that direction so they fitted the light closer to that side.

Every days a school day. wink
Until the mid-80s my Dad was a Technical Director for a major house builder. He told me this about the lighting and that doors were usually hinged so that when opened, they obscured the view into the room from outside. I always thought it made more sense to have a door open so that it was against a wall when open, making the most of the available space and ease of entrance but not if you apply these "modesty" rules...

CanAm

9,229 posts

273 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Mars said:
Until the mid-80s my Dad was a Technical Director for a major house builder. He told me this about the lighting and that doors were usually hinged so that when opened, they obscured the view into the room from outside. I always thought it made more sense to have a door open so that it was against a wall when open, making the most of the available space and ease of entrance but not if you apply these "modesty" rules...
And also so that it smashes into the face of any burglars hiding behind it!

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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.... driving at night when the above appeared .....

I was not a 'alone'





Little while later Maureen appeared ......



I really must stop putting in the miles.getmecoat

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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S6PNJ said:
I call fake as the handle is the right way up and if the door was upside down, the euro lock and door spindle position wouldn't be interchangeable (I think).
unless the frame was also upside down

MartG

20,685 posts

205 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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WTF !


Mammasaid

3,844 posts

98 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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MartG said:
WTF !

Art for art's sake

http://www.langbaumann.com/?option_id=75

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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shih tzu faced said:
^^ the poor door looks absolutely horrified, and who can blame it.

There’s a bit of Munch’s The Scream going on.

Edited by shih tzu faced on Sunday 4th July 21:48
More like a cheap inflatable sex doll!

alisdairm

242 posts

162 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Cakey Pig said:
What is causing itchy teeth here? I don't get it.

Steamer

13,860 posts

214 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Mammasaid said:
MartG said:
WTF !

Art for art's sake

http://www.langbaumann.com/?option_id=75
'elf and safety' might have put in a couple of objections..

..The older I get, the worse I am with heights - the looks of that staircase makes my knees feels a bit odd.eek

bucks

292 posts

208 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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bucks said:




Pic 1 The oven seems to be asking for help to get out of there.
Pic 2. You can already see a worn bit where people cut across.
Pic 3 Just Incompetent.

mko9

2,372 posts

213 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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bucks said:
I am guessing there is more of a hill there than is apparent in the photo, and the wandering path is to make it wheelchair accessible. Otherwise, why not just follow the sidewalk around to the left?

Swampy1982

3,306 posts

112 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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bucks said:
This is how I imagine Tyson Fury's caravan to look...

DodgyGeezer

40,513 posts

191 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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67Dino

3,586 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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bucks said:
”You idiot, I said I wanted you to fit a kitchen in my pad, not pads in my kitchen”

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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so called said:
It used to be an old standard that bedroom lighting was not centered but nearer to the windows.
This was so that you didn't cast a naked silhouette onto the curtains for your neighbours entertainment.
Lots of old rules have been forgotten.
My house had the lights in the two main bedrooms over where you would put the bed, with a pull string switch above it. In one room both the switch and the lampshade were on a small block of wood, so when you pulled it, the lampshade swung about. Utterly mad layout and ripped out as I rewired.

I also had the doors swing the wrong way round, which I haven't got round to sorting, despite the rewire moving the switch. So now I have to shut the door behind me before I can turn the light on.

Ambleton

6,660 posts

193 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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DodgyGeezer said:
This is the most annoying thing I've seen for a while.

I guess the person line painting wrote the measurements down wrong and then corrected half way through the job. Or were told they were being too generous.


Steamer

13,860 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th July 2021
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Ambleton said:
DodgyGeezer said:
This is the most annoying thing I've seen for a while.

I guess the person line painting wrote the measurements down wrong and then corrected half way through the job. Or were told they were being too generous.
Or maybe the bases around the trees over on the right cause the offset in each row - whatever the reason (and it had better be a good one!) that is one hell of a mess.

Surely the spaces need to end level / square at the other end of each row anyway?

...Plus, if it was the tree causing the offset, would it not have been better to just keep a 'half space' for motorbikes maybe?



stemll

4,109 posts

201 months

Thursday 15th July 2021
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Steamer said:
Ambleton said:
DodgyGeezer said:
This is the most annoying thing I've seen for a while.

I guess the person line painting wrote the measurements down wrong and then corrected half way through the job. Or were told they were being too generous.
Or maybe the bases around the trees over on the right cause the offset in each row - whatever the reason (and it had better be a good one!) that is one hell of a mess.

Surely the spaces need to end level / square at the other end of each row anyway?

...Plus, if it was the tree causing the offset, would it not have been better to just keep a 'half space' for motorbikes maybe?
They aren't just offset. The spaces either side are a different size as the offset is moving as you go down the line

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 15th July 2021
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stemll said:
Steamer said:
Ambleton said:
DodgyGeezer said:
This is the most annoying thing I've seen for a while.

I guess the person line painting wrote the measurements down wrong and then corrected half way through the job. Or were told they were being too generous.
Or maybe the bases around the trees over on the right cause the offset in each row - whatever the reason (and it had better be a good one!) that is one hell of a mess.

Surely the spaces need to end level / square at the other end of each row anyway?

...Plus, if it was the tree causing the offset, would it not have been better to just keep a 'half space' for motorbikes maybe?
They aren't just offset. The spaces either side are a different size as the offset is moving as you go down the line
In engineering terms, more than likely an accumulative error.