These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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Skyedriver

17,898 posts

283 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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Take the skirting board off and set it in line with the tiles, you'll not notice it as much as its the same colour as the wall.....

Promised Land

4,737 posts

210 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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ollie plymsoles said:
Just had my hallway tiled in the grey tiles madeek
I want to take a hammer to the job already.
Quite a lot going on in that area so nothing will look perfect unless you ran through.

Did the tiler lay some out on the floor beforehand to show you how it would look?

He has sort of got the bond right, but it is not consistent, you would do a 100-150mm step bond for tiles like that as if you laid one tile out on a perfectly flat bed you would see it cambers up slightly in the centre, tiles this length are never completely flat, hence instead of doing a half bond you would do a step bond of around 100-150mm so all the middle cambers are closer to each other and not resulting in a tile sticking up further than the edge of the tile either side if in a half bond. You can see in the left side how the step bond gradually goes one way with each row, but then he has a whole tile and the others are not in regular step bond onwards.

No room is ever perfectly square but you gauge it out first so you end up with decent cuts both ends not a sliver to nothing, hard to tell from that picture but surely tile runs should have been the opposite way around, plus I would fit threshold strips where the door linings are.

Al U

2,313 posts

132 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).

eldar

21,801 posts

197 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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Al U said:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).
That is quite special.

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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Al U said:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).
.... and the rear number plate, first half should be yellow background with black letters and the later half, black background with yellow letters.


byebye

Driver101

14,376 posts

122 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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Al U said:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).
It's the most expensive private sale M135i on AT.

It has been on sale since March and the owner hasn't clicked why it isn't selling. The lack of interior pictures and spec is only part of the problem.

Al U

2,313 posts

132 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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I mean if you are going to commit to a split wrap like that (which already looks beyond crap) you should at least do it properly, why is the tailgate all black?!

NoddyonNitrous

2,123 posts

233 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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Wedding venue near Perth. I think the door pillars weren’t central and they’ve lined up with them.

blueg33

35,993 posts

225 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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NoddyonNitrous said:


Wedding venue near Perth. I think the door pillars weren’t central and they’ve lined up with them.
FFS

blueg33

35,993 posts

225 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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Al U said:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).
How do people wake up and think "I have an idea, lets do a stty wrap on my car, I'll look cool"?

DBSV8

5,958 posts

239 months

Sunday 5th June 2022
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miniman said:
stemll said:
ollie plymsoles said:
Just had my hallway tiled in the grey tiles madeek
I want to take a hammer to the job already.
If your hallway is anything like our kitchen, the tiles will be square against the wall at the other end. I don't think there is actually a right-angle anywhere in this house.
But surely you’d run them lengthways along the longest run?
correct wrong direction imo

Frimley111R

15,680 posts

235 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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blueg33 said:
NoddyonNitrous said:


Wedding venue near Perth. I think the door pillars weren’t central and they’ve lined up with them.
FFS
That's weird but I guess whoever did the doorway originally messed up. I am sure a different top frame would have helped though.

ollie plymsoles

216 posts

100 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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DBSV8 said:
correct wrong direction imo
At the front door we wanted them laid vertically not horizontally. furious

ben5575

6,293 posts

222 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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Flooring is generally laid in the direction of the light, so it looks like the right way to me (based on second picture!)

Promised Land

4,737 posts

210 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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ben5575 said:
Flooring is generally laid in the direction of the light, so it looks like the right way to me (based on second picture!)
I’d have laid it that way with the door which OP never mentioned in the first post, however the joints are still horrendous and the tiler should have gauged the rows out, use a half tile at the start, to the right of the second pic with the door, and you wouldn’t end up with a horrible sliver that your eye notices isn’t parallel at the other end.

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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who leaves TWO sets of keys on a sill right next to a glazed panel. please send that photo to your insurance company.

laughlaughlaugh

Funk

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26,300 posts

210 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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Driver101 said:
Al U said:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203193...

The tailgate (not just the tailgate obviously but you get the idea).
It's the most expensive private sale M135i on AT.

It has been on sale since March and the owner hasn't clicked why it isn't selling. The lack of interior pictures and spec is only part of the problem.
I bet he can't understand why all the stuff he's done to it hasn't made it more valuable... That car is a disaster!

ollie plymsoles

216 posts

100 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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LargeRed said:
who leaves TWO sets of keys on a sill right next to a glazed panel. please send that photo to your insurance company.

laughlaughlaugh
biggrinbiggrin

finlo

3,767 posts

204 months

Monday 6th June 2022
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ollie plymsoles said:
DBSV8 said:
correct wrong direction imo
At the front door we wanted them laid vertically not horizontally. furious
The staggering is a bit erm random!

kevsmev

235 posts

259 months

Tuesday 7th June 2022
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From a house over the road from me. Hedge removed from house boundary and along the path and replaced with a wall to make room for extending the block paving. Progress was very slow and when they removed the hessian, this was the result. All I see when I look out is the soldier course.