Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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DRFC1879 said:
M4 man meant to be out on the road in meetings but tossing it off at home, jumps in the car to make hands free phone calls to the boss/colleagues with road noise in the background. "Yeah, good meeting thanks, I'm back in next week to sign the terms. Just on my way to the next one..."
You've done that too then laugh

trickywoo

11,895 posts

231 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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DRFC1879 said:
M4 man meant to be out on the road in meetings but tossing it off at home, jumps in the car to make hands free phone calls to the boss/colleagues with road noise in the background. "Yeah, good meeting thanks, I'm back in next week to sign the terms. Just on my way to the next one..."
I like it.


TwistingMyMelon

6,385 posts

206 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Some people go to local shop 5 times a day and are too lazy to walk

Ohhh run out of bread: Go to shop

Ohh run out of mil: go to shop

Ohh fancy wine : Go to shop
lol @ pretending to be on road

RC1807

12,558 posts

169 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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sleepera6 said:
Do we live on the same street?!

The guy a few doors down has a white M4. His house is odd: no curtains, just a chair in a room and a TV, but at 2 am he will shuffle out, and off he goes with his M4, Akrapovic exhaust popping and crackling away.
Used to have a neighbour a few doors down similar to this, but did used to see him going off to work everyday, biggest surprise was another neighbour telling me about the bloke's wife who lived with him, he must have lived there about 7 years and I never saw his wife once.

StuTheGrouch

5,741 posts

163 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
I wish all my neighbours with cats would fk off.

Tyre Tread

10,539 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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StuTheGrouch said:
I wish all my neighbours with cats would fk off.
Nah, gives me something to aim at.
shoot

StuTheGrouch

5,741 posts

163 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Tyre Tread said:
StuTheGrouch said:
I wish all my neighbours with cats would fk off.
Nah, gives me something to aim at.
shoot
Plenty of other cats on my estate to run over which live too far away to visit my garden for a dump.

If referring to something to shoot, then there are always pigeons lurking around.

Blown2CV

28,960 posts

204 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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ReaderScars said:
Blown2CV said:
absolutely weird one over the weekend. I could heard the wife answer the door and then talk to someone for a bit at the doorstep whilst i was getting ready for us all to go out. Turns out it was a lad from down the street who i estimate to be 22 years old or so... we'd never spoken to them in our lives and i wouldn't really recognise them out of context, but have seen them about. He was saying that his brother was really into cars and would like to wash my car for free (I've got an Audi S8). The brother is probably a year or two younger than this lad - don't believe there is any special needs angle to this. I think it would be adorable if they were like primary school age, but from a pair of adults i found it very strange, and was a bit taken aback. Mrs 2CV just kind of said she'd speak to me and we would come and let them know. I'm basically pretending it hasn't happened, but now I am wondering if i have just been a tt and should let him... but then i think no fking way it's not like he is a kid, and i wouldn't even let most professionals near my car.... then i am thinking we might get a brick through the window.... then i am thinking there is more to the request than meets the eye. Maybe I am being too British but I just don't want this weird situation thrust upon me!
I reckon he wants to set up as a car washer/detailer and wants to use pics of your cleaned car to promote his services, seeing as it's a bit of an executive conveyance.
had crossed my mind. What's in it for him is a bit of promo. What's in it for me is nothing because i quite enjoy washing my own car and it just makes me nervous when someone else touches it. So, i get negative bonus.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
No estate agents board?

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

202 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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nonsequitur said:
RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
No estate agents board?
If I was being unkind I'd say that situation says more about RC than his neighbours... but I'm nice person so I won't.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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nonsequitur said:
RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
No estate agents board?
Not that unusual, our neighbour put his house up for sale, no board and insisted the estate agent didn't list it on right move, needless to say it took ages to sell.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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berlintaxi said:
nonsequitur said:
RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
No estate agents board?
Not that unusual, our neighbour put his house up for sale, no board and insisted the estate agent didn't list it on right move, needless to say it took ages to sell.
My neighbour of around 20 years moved to Australia without telling me.

Blown2CV

28,960 posts

204 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
What if i told you then didn't have to tell you, because..... they saw you are friendly. You saw them as friends. Very different things. Totes awks.

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

202 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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lucido grigio said:
berlintaxi said:
nonsequitur said:
RC1807 said:
Our neighbours, who we we're (were!) really friendly with moved out last week. They didn't tell us. frown

Actually we're more sad that their cat's gone! He was very friendly and received a lot of fuss from mall of us in our house, more than he did at his home.
No estate agents board?
Not that unusual, our neighbour put his house up for sale, no board and insisted the estate agent didn't list it on right move, needless to say it took ages to sell.
My neighbour of around 20 years moved to Australia without telling me.
Again... if I was being unkind. But it's ahold job I'm not. hehe

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Blown2CV said:
Totes awks.
Have a word with yourself.....nonohehe

Cognoscenti

102 posts

93 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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My old neighbour swore by cleaning his alloy wheel's with petrol idea

Blown2CV

28,960 posts

204 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Blown2CV said:
Totes awks.
Have a word with yourself.....nonohehe
wha word is dat bruh?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Cognoscenti said:
My old neighbour swore by cleaning his alloy wheel's with petrol idea
I had a neighbour who used to watch me applying all sorts of Autoglym to my car, then told me to just use Mr Sheen on the bodywork.

Same neighbour that watched me planting rhubarb then gave me a 20 minute lecture on rhubarb care. Then asked if he could have some of my first harvest as he "couldn't grow it".

carrottop

7,251 posts

234 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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I have a neighbour who lives almost directly opposite to me. We've never got past the polite wave stage. He is middle-aged and married, though we have never seen them out together; (other than that) he seems very ordinary.

However! once a month, and it's always the evening of the third Friday, he dons a poorly fitted toupe and (equally ill fitting) suit and goes out for about three hours.

We've see him hovering by the front door checking the coast is clear before he makes a sprint for the car.

He will then arrive back sans toupe and park just a little way up the road. He sits in the car for about 30 mins before driving onto his drive and dashing indoors.