Odd things your neighbours do?
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MTech535 said:
Took delivery of some parcels for my weird neighbour a week or so ago.
Took them round to give them to him that evening but no one was home. Looks like he was on Holiday.
He has been back four a few days now, but hasn't been round for them yet.
Not going to bother taking them round again as he is generally a prick to my wife whenever they meet.
How long before I can claim the parcels as mine?
Don't worry about it, he will be asking the seller for a refundTook them round to give them to him that evening but no one was home. Looks like he was on Holiday.
He has been back four a few days now, but hasn't been round for them yet.
Not going to bother taking them round again as he is generally a prick to my wife whenever they meet.
How long before I can claim the parcels as mine?
hashtaggg said:
Blown2CV said:
maybe just arriving home from a night on the piss, spotted a particularly large bird s
t on the paintwork and decided to deal with it using what she had at her disposal in her handbag?
Dogging clean up more plausible t on the paintwork and decided to deal with it using what she had at her disposal in her handbag?
Neighbour but one, giraffe proof washing line, constantly filled as if occupied by 10 but only 2 live there (rain today so only duvet out)
Other side - "Can I build a fence, wooden footings and tops, nice looking"
Yeah, go ahead
Other side - "Can I build a fence, wooden footings and tops, nice looking"
Yeah, go ahead
Edited by cheddar on Monday 11th June 06:24
Edited by cheddar on Monday 11th June 06:29
poing said:
Ilovejapcrap said:
amusingduck said:
My friend had this through the door earlier...
Illegible picture removed because it's huge and hurts my head
Right o can’t work this out? What’s it saying ? Why has he got in through his door ?Illegible picture removed because it's huge and hurts my head
The person doing the warning - Warnee has given information anonymously to the house occupant
Warnee feels that the culprit does it via a sort of mind control he believes they are clairvoyant and can use that ability to control them
Personally I think it's a very sweet note and quite helpful
Faust66 said:
nonsequitur said:
TroubledSoul said:
nonsequitur said:
Bush would certainly be a contender in that situation. (First album only).
Machinehead from Sixteen Stone 
Slayer covered Iron Butterfly's track 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' a while back....
(for those not in the know, the track was supposed to be titled 'In the garden of Eden' but the singer was so monumentally f
ked up in the studio - this was in the 1960's - he slurred the title... and a legend was born)wst said:
My head hurts, but I don't know if it's the incoherent note or my neighbour's mind powers.
It (should) read - NeighbourhoodWatch said:
L.B. resides at 2 MadeUp Street
Son B. resides at MadeUp Road.
They are torturing kids through [the] mind. They are 'clarevoyant' and worked at ABC office, 123 Street, Town.
Check on the internet, you will easily corroborate that they worked at ABC office.
They done it to my 12 year old son.
L.B. is tall, skinny, ginger haired.
Son B. is small, fat and goofy.
ABC office, as far as I can tell, is a community centre.Son B. resides at MadeUp Road.
They are torturing kids through [the] mind. They are 'clarevoyant' and worked at ABC office, 123 Street, Town.
Check on the internet, you will easily corroborate that they worked at ABC office.
They done it to my 12 year old son.
L.B. is tall, skinny, ginger haired.
Son B. is small, fat and goofy.
This note is the first (and to date, last) my friend has heard about the matter
The annoying couple who live in the bottom corner of our cul-de-sac had 4 UK Power Networks vans parked up in all the residents spaces along our road last night and on the verges/yellow lines last night, until past 11pm, doing something in their garage, but I don't know what really.. I didn't think UKPN were in the business of dealing with domestic matters that could surely be done by one man between reasonable hours of say 8am-6pm?
droopsnoot said:
Does your neighbour work for UKPN, and these were his/her mates around to do something in the garage?
Not to my knowledge. I guess that could be the case, but as far as I know, the bloke who owns the house is the church warden of the local church. I meant to say - he had all this going on, but he's also the same bloke who complained to my neighbour when he had a skip on his driveway during some building work, complained to us when we had a skip on our driveway during building work, complained to the council about my neighbour's caravan on his drive, complained to our other neighbour when he bought a second car and converted his old "front lawn" into hard standing for the second "car...
"Christian spirit" and "goodwil to all men" clearly not a pre-requisite for being church warden
If it's an actual power distribution company being out that late it's usually something like a mains cable fault that they've either traced to that location and are investigating it or are digging it up to fix, doubt they'd be round to just be wiring up his garage for some new overhead strip lighting.
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