Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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At least you can book a table for one,and just leave the doll propped up by the coat rack

KAgantua

3,871 posts

131 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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nonsequitur said:
Flibble said:
Minimum one Michelin star to meet PH standards I would think.
Yes, but tread carefully.
Getting a bit tired of the puns now mate

Whatsmyname

944 posts

77 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Spend hundreds and hundreds of thousands on a house then proceed to spned many more thousands on a complete gut and refurb.

Then come round and have a full blown mental at whos responsible for replacing a £20 fence panel between houses.

Bill

52,762 posts

255 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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KAgantua said:
Getting a bit tired of the puns now mate
They're falling a bit flat. yes

deckster

9,630 posts

255 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Bill said:
KAgantua said:
Getting a bit tired of the puns now mate
They're falling a bit flat. yes
Frankly you're all letting yourselves down.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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KAgantua said:
nonsequitur said:
Flibble said:
Minimum one Michelin star to meet PH standards I would think.
Yes, but tread carefully.
Getting a bit tired of the puns now mate
Sleep on it. You may change your mind.sleep

conkerman

3,301 posts

135 months

Thursday 29th November 2018
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Get a grip you lot.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 29th November 2018
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conkerman said:
Get a grip you lot.
I have a grip which is much longer and stronger than I would like it to be.cool

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Thursday 29th November 2018
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berlintaxi said:
Kinky said:
JPJPJP said:
Live with 9 life size dolls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6380139/S...

Not my neighbour, but surely someone’s
Fortunately not one of mine smile
But it is almost a certainty that he is a member on here.
He is not on here actually, and he is not a SW engineer! smile

I used to work in the same building as him, more to be pitied than anythng else to be honest, seemed a decent bloke at work!

As usual, we get half the story though I beleive.

Captain Smerc

3,021 posts

116 months

Thursday 29th November 2018
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Everard Cunion laugh

wildoliver

8,780 posts

216 months

Friday 30th November 2018
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750turbo said:
berlintaxi said:
Kinky said:
JPJPJP said:
Live with 9 life size dolls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6380139/S...

Not my neighbour, but surely someone’s
Fortunately not one of mine smile
But it is almost a certainty that he is a member on here.
He is not on here actually, and he is not a SW engineer! smile

I used to work in the same building as him, more to be pitied than anythng else to be honest, seemed a decent bloke at work!

As usual, we get half the story though I beleive.
Are we totally sure it's not welshbeef?

LHB

7,932 posts

143 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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For the last 2/3 weeks someone down my road has been starting a car every couple of days and redlining it on and off for about half an hour before stopping... it’s some sort of completely standard 4 cylinder shed not even anything interesting. I can currently hear it revving it’s tits off, I’m just hoping the next thing I hear is a piston going through the bds face.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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I began to notice maybe a year or more ago, that my immediate neighbour’s land line was permanently engaged when I called it, but I could usually reach him on his mobile.
I spoke with him a couple of weeks back, and mentioned the seemingly permanent engaged tone on his land line, was there a fault?
“No, it’s permanently off the hook”, he said.
When I queried the reason for that, saying, “If it’s something private, and you don’t want to say, that’s okay, I’m sorry to have asked.”
“It’s Jean’s, (his wife), sister in South Africa, she was always calling to say that they’d had this done to the house, that done, new furniture upstairs, new wooden flooring laid, air conditioning installed in the garage, so Henk can work on his truck in comfort, it was driving Jean nuts, so she just took the phone out of its cradle.”
I thought that that was a bit drastic, but it’s up to them I guess.

wildoliver

8,780 posts

216 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Frank7 said:
I began to notice maybe a year or more ago, that my immediate neighbour’s land line was permanently engaged when I called it, but I could usually reach him on his mobile.
I spoke with him a couple of weeks back, and mentioned the seemingly permanent engaged tone on his land line, was there a fault?
“No, it’s permanently off the hook”, he said.
When I queried the reason for that, saying, “If it’s something private, and you don’t want to say, that’s okay, I’m sorry to have asked.”
“It’s Jean’s, (his wife), sister in South Africa, she was always calling to say that they’d had this done to the house, that done, new furniture upstairs, new wooden flooring laid, air conditioning installed in the garage, so Henk can work on his truck in comfort, it was driving Jean nuts, so she just took the phone out of its cradle.”
I thought that that was a bit drastic, but it’s up to them I guess.
4/10. No mention of taxis. Could do with some drama. Suggest inserting a crocodile to the story somewhere.

Feirny

2,519 posts

147 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Frank7 said:
I began to notice maybe a year or more ago, that my immediate neighbour’s land line was permanently engaged when I called it, but I could usually reach him on his mobile.
I spoke with him a couple of weeks back, and mentioned the seemingly permanent engaged tone on his land line, was there a fault?
“No, it’s permanently off the hook”, he said.
When I queried the reason for that, saying, “If it’s something private, and you don’t want to say, that’s okay, I’m sorry to have asked.”
“It’s Jean’s, (his wife), sister in South Africa, she was always calling to say that they’d had this done to the house, that done, new furniture upstairs, new wooden flooring laid, air conditioning installed in the garage, so Henk can work on his truck in comfort, it was driving Jean nuts, so she just took the phone out of its cradle.”
I thought that that was a bit drastic, but it’s up to them I guess.
One of my customers does that when he's got too much on.

joestifff

785 posts

106 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Feirny said:
Your Dad said:
Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

I've actually passed that a few times, used to live localish to that.
What on earth is going on with those two walls on their drive? Seems all a bit strange!

paua

5,733 posts

143 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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had ham said:
Marry fat little French birds.



Fortunately we don't live right on top of each other so we can, in the main, pretend they're not there.
They may well have similar thoughts - you may wish to query them over a coffee.

MartG

20,678 posts

204 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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joestifff said:
Feirny said:
Your Dad said:
Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

I've actually passed that a few times, used to live localish to that.
What on earth is going on with those two walls on their drive? Seems all a bit strange!
Just looks like a half built garage waiting for the roofer to do his bit

Blown2CV

28,816 posts

203 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Feirny said:
Frank7 said:
I began to notice maybe a year or more ago, that my immediate neighbour’s land line was permanently engaged when I called it, but I could usually reach him on his mobile.
I spoke with him a couple of weeks back, and mentioned the seemingly permanent engaged tone on his land line, was there a fault?
“No, it’s permanently off the hook”, he said.
When I queried the reason for that, saying, “If it’s something private, and you don’t want to say, that’s okay, I’m sorry to have asked.”
“It’s Jean’s, (his wife), sister in South Africa, she was always calling to say that they’d had this done to the house, that done, new furniture upstairs, new wooden flooring laid, air conditioning installed in the garage, so Henk can work on his truck in comfort, it was driving Jean nuts, so she just took the phone out of its cradle.”
I thought that that was a bit drastic, but it’s up to them I guess.
One of my customers does that when he's got too much on.
very odd in 2018 considering land line is now probably the 7th favourite way to get in touch with people.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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wildoliver said:
Frank7 said:
I began to notice maybe a year or more ago, that my immediate neighbour’s land line was permanently engaged when I called it, but I could usually reach him on his mobile.
I spoke with him a couple of weeks back, and mentioned the seemingly permanent engaged tone on his land line, was there a fault?
“No, it’s permanently off the hook”, he said.
When I queried the reason for that, saying, “If it’s something private, and you don’t want to say, that’s okay, I’m sorry to have asked.”
“It’s Jean’s, (his wife), sister in South Africa, she was always calling to say that they’d had this done to the house, that done, new furniture upstairs, new wooden flooring laid, air conditioning installed in the garage, so Henk can work on his truck in comfort, it was driving Jean nuts, so she just took the phone out of its cradle.”
I thought that that was a bit drastic, but it’s up to them I guess.
4/10. No mention of taxis. Could do with some drama. Suggest inserting a crocodile to the story somewhere.
How about if I invent a little drama, would that be okay?
Jean’s sister brought Jean a crocodile skin handbag when the sister and her husband came over a few years back, and Jean left it in my taxi, when I drove her and Steve, her husband, to a restaurant at Tower Bridge.
Naturally, just as any of London’s finest would have done, I returned the bag to Jean.
Best I could come up with at short notice, sorry.