Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Paging CollyWolly: give us an update on the pavement!

R Mutt

5,891 posts

72 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Moving rubbish to neighbour's bins = spy

Kev_Mk3

2,771 posts

95 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Neighbour moans I cut his hedge hanging over my side and dispose of myself as he likes his privacy and I cut it back to the fence. I don't use my garden a part from letting the dog out...............

He cuts said hedge drops all the cuttings / thorns into my garden so I then have to go hunt for them so do end up in the dogs feet. Started to throw it on his side now f**k him I'm putting the house for sale soon anyway

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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Kev_Mk3 said:
putting the house for sale soon anyway
Sounds a bit extreme.

kowalski655

14,641 posts

143 months

Friday 23rd August 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Kev_Mk3 said:
putting the house for sale soon anyway
Sounds a bit extreme.
Indeed,easier to kill the neighbour smile

toastybase

2,226 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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Our neighbour hates our trees. He has pretty much chopped everything down in his garden and now he is moaning about our stuff. He approached me a few weeks ago and said do I know that one of our conifers is pushing his fence up. I went down the garden and had a look. The trunk of the tree is slightly pushing the bottom slat up a little.

Thing is, his garden and house frontage has been an absolute tip ever since we moved in. We have also had numerous instances where his dogs have got out onto our lawn and st everywhere.

The bottom of his garden is full of crap, bits of old metal fencing, junk, rusty old bikes etc. And he comes up to me and moans about a tree that has been there for years and years.

Don't even get me started on the front of his house that has had bits of car engines, car parts, oil patches and all manner of st (even a toilet) piled up for ages. Until very recently, he also had multiple cars and vans which meant he had too many for the driveway. He has changed jobs now, so the van has gone, but he used to park it over the road in-front of someone else's house. That drew some choice comments. hehe We have never once complained to him.

He told me he is going to cut the tree down. I said carry on then and just ignored him. He has hated the trees and been vocal about them ever since we moved in. Thing is, the trees were there long before we moved in.

I'm not biting or getting angry with him because I can't be bothered with it. Apart from the tree issue, him and his wife are ok neighbours.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 24th August 10:22

Kev_Mk3

2,771 posts

95 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Sounds a bit extreme.
Not because of him, we just want to upgrade.

kowalski655 said:
Indeed,easier to kill the neighbour smile
I do need a new patio he could end up under it hehe

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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toastybase said:
I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.
Humpback?

elanfan

5,520 posts

227 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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That’s no way to address his neighbours wife, what’s the matter with you?🙂

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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funkyrobot said:
Apart from the tree issue, him and his wife are ok neighbours.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 24th August 10:22
And apart from the front garden issue described in your post.

And the back garden issue described in your post.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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Europa1 said:
funkyrobot said:
Apart from the tree issue, him and his wife are ok neighbours.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 24th August 10:22
And apart from the front garden issue described in your post.

And the back garden issue described in your post.
And the upcoming falling out.hehe

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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toastybase said:
I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.
What was it?

Cat, fox, muntjac, badger?

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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PositronicRay said:
What was it?

Cat, fox, muntjac, badger?
Or a murder? Or an orgasm?

Or some bizarre combination of all of the above?

silverfoxcc

7,689 posts

145 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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nonsequitur said:
toastybase said:
I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.
Humpback?
It was the husband shouting 'Thaar she blows'

toastybase

2,226 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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silverfoxcc said:
nonsequitur said:
toastybase said:
I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.
Humpback?
It was the husband shouting 'Thaar she blows'
I went to the bottom of the garden to investigate. It was dark and I was wearing soft shoes therefore I didn’t make any noise.

The noise stopped when I got close to the fence, I waiting for 5-10 seconds and then it started again

marksx

5,052 posts

190 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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Go to 33s in this vid. Was that the noise?

https://youtu.be/J6NuhlibHsM

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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toastybase said:
silverfoxcc said:
nonsequitur said:
toastybase said:
I was at a friends last night. At about 11pm when we were about to finish our fish and chips we heard what I can only describe as a wailing noise coming from the neighbours garden.
Humpback?
It was the husband shouting 'Thaar she blows'
I went to the bottom of the garden to investigate. It was dark and I was wearing soft shoes therefore I didn’t make any noise.

The noise stopped when I got close to the fence, I waiting for 5-10 seconds and then it started again
Do you think it may have been the beast with two backs?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Saturday 24th August 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Europa1 said:
funkyrobot said:
Apart from the tree issue, him and his wife are ok neighbours.

Edited by funkyrobot on Saturday 24th August 10:22
And apart from the front garden issue described in your post.

And the back garden issue described in your post.
And the upcoming falling out.hehe
I did say 'ok' neighbours. smile

He will fall out with himself. I have no interest in arguing with him.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 25th August 2019
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funkyrobot said:
I did say 'ok' neighbours. smile

He will fall out with himself. I have no interest in arguing with him.
But you need to stand your ground to some extent. If he chooses to come onto your land to cut a tree down on your land he is well out of order.
You could simply try and cut the branch that is causing the issue.

Boundary disputes no matter how petty are often the ones that define neighbour relations. I have never had one. Its very simple for us.
On every house we have bought owned flipped whatever. we put a fence or build a wall up that is exactly to the border line.
That fence is our property and our responsibility and I have always made a polite point of informing the neighbours accordingly.