Sex Excuse Spreadsheet
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DervVW said:
Carthage said:
loafer123 said:
You did say "relationships", though. Were they all equally appalled?
I did, but that example was specific to one long term relationship*.Before that, I had a more fluid approach to relationships; open, FWB and found the people involved were much harder to horrify with my depravity. Since then, I've....well...explored boundaries.
- with someone who works in IT
He needs s shower installing like at the swimming baths that you cant avoid so she cant play the sweaty biff card.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
J4CKO said:
He needs s shower installing like at the swimming baths that you cant avoid so she cant play the sweaty biff card.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Sheer coincidence! It would never occur to them that you had sex! At your age!Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
J4CKO said:
He needs s shower installing like at the swimming baths that you cant avoid so she cant play the sweaty biff card.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 1 - Buy a door lockWait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 2 - fit to bedroom door
Jasandjules said:
J4CKO said:
He needs s shower installing like at the swimming baths that you cant avoid so she cant play the sweaty biff card.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 1 - Buy a door lockWait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 2 - fit to bedroom door
Jasandjules said:
J4CKO said:
He needs s shower installing like at the swimming baths that you cant avoid so she cant play the sweaty biff card.
Wait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 1 - Buy a door lockWait until they have teenage kids, we have three and I swear they have a rota for chaperoning us, they never all go out at the same time, they never go to bed and have zero concept of privacy, the minute things look like they are going that way one will decide to get up for a slash, come and ask if she has ironed his trousers for the morning or whatever else.
Step 2 - fit to bedroom door
When the door shuts right to and the lock clicks you can almost hear them retching
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