Match.com (Volume 6)

[Shnozz]

dfen5 said:

Best bet is head to her hometown. Bound to be a mum so start by asking about her outside primary schools.

I should imagine that if he’s already taking printed copies to show random coffee shop employees he’s already exhausted the school car parks and other such potential locations and yet fated Destiny is yet to play out.

The sense of horror (to the extent it’s concluded match is all a big con) that this vixen hasn’t responded to not one but TWO messages beggars belief. No doubt the same view would be taken if you paid to go on a singles night and didn’t come home with a wife.

Nutter.

[Pulse]

Loon.

[Jayzee]

Monkeylegend said:

davhill said:

Gordon Bennet, talk about suckered.

A short while ago, I posted a picture of a 'lady' culled from
Match and I received all manner of static on here for doing so.
I was accused of being a stalker too and the subject was referred to as
' ...a moderately attractive woman'.

In the end, I bowed to peer pressure and asked the mods to remove the pic.

Well, this afternoon, I showed the picture to a local barista and sked if he recognised the face.
He said, instantly, "That's an A-lister." Looking again, I quickly realised, he's right.

I know that 'granny hair' is a trend at present and I have reason to believe that
there's been botoxery in the lip area.

So, who is she? Sure as Hell not 'Anniepie', 52, 5ft 6in from Kendal.



I went ahead and joined up for a month and wrote - twice. And there was no response,
quel surprise.

Certain individuals on here can now join me in feeling like this...

A-lister, yet nobody knows who she is

Get in contact with Bruce Willis and ask for her number - it’s his ex. 😉

[Dromedary66]

Absolute nutter. Any other men struggling to get dates in the Cumbria area... this is your competition.

[Bluesgirl]

She's one of the Real Housewives - the Beverly Hills series, I think. HTH, although I've never seen her with grey hair, always auburn.

Edited by Bluesgirl on Sunday 26th August 14:27

[Bluesgirl]

Kyle Richards (not Demi Moore, Bruce Willis' ex)

Edited by Bluesgirl on Sunday 26th August 14:24

Edited by Bluesgirl on Sunday 26th August 14:30

[soad]

So, a fake account? Plenty of those, had my share on Tinder. What's new?

[FN2TypeR]

Well that's a bit fking creepy.

[Saleen836]

soad said:

So, a fake account? Plenty of those, had my share on Tinder. What's new?

Agree, there is plenty on Tinder!
Had a match t'other day, a few jokey messages back and forth she then asks.."what do you do for work?" I replied along with "what about yourself?"
The reply I received was.."I used to work for M&S but was lucky enough with a couple of others to set up a business as Crypto coin investors (or something), she followed this up with.."do you have any coins?", when I replied with "I have a jar half full of 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p and 20p coins I was unmatched!

[Gretchen]

FN2TypeR said:

Well that's a bit fking creepy.

Indeed. Most people carry a photo of their parents or maybe their own children in their wallet.

[davhill]

FN2TypeR said:

Well that's a bit fking creepy.

Does that mean I'm not the creepy one?

Edited by davhill on Sunday 26th August 17:33

[soad]

Saleen836 said:

Agree, there is plenty on Tinder!
Had a match t'other day, a few jokey messages back and forth she then asks.."what do you do for work?" I replied along with "what about yourself?"
The reply I received was.."I used to work for M&S but was lucky enough with a couple of others to set up a business as Crypto coin investors (or something), she followed this up with.."do you have any coins?", when I replied with "I have a jar half full of 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p and 20p coins I was unmatched!

[Eyersey1234]

soad said:

Saleen836 said:

Agree, there is plenty on Tinder!
Had a match t'other day, a few jokey messages back and forth she then asks.."what do you do for work?" I replied along with "what about yourself?"
The reply I received was.."I used to work for M&S but was lucky enough with a couple of others to set up a business as Crypto coin investors (or something), she followed this up with.."do you have any coins?", when I replied with "I have a jar half full of 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p and 20p coins I was unmatched!

[davhill]

I've been let out of the room with rubber wallpaper for long enough to reply.

First, grateful thanks to Bluesgirl, I appreciate your input.

As for the rest...

'You sound an utter loon. ' Thank you, Dr. Shnozz. I'll be seeking a second opinion.

'Frighteningly so.' Relax, Paddy_N_Murphy, I don't listen to the voices anymore.

'Suspended sentence and signing a register'. Really tonker? How exactly does a non-existent person bring charges?

'A-lister, yet nobody knows who she is'. Evidently, Monkeylegend.

Well, you clearly didn't know, nor did any of your fellow allegators.

I asked the lad in the coffee shop (an acquaintance) with the aid of her photo on my phone. I expect he knew
because he's much younger than me.

'And yet you are willing to use PH as a search party to find her?' Did it work?

''fk me - aren't you a lovely chap, so open minded and flexible.....' Yes, Paddy N, sufficiently so for things like the above to happen.

'Loon.' Thank you, Pulse. I've a Masters in psychology. How about you?

'Well that's a bit fking creepy.' Well, FN2TypeR, who's the creepy one now? The poster of a tissue of lies on Match, perchance?

Edited by davhill on Monday 27th August 00:44

[Pulse]

davhill said:

I've a Masters in psychology.

It may be time to use it. On yourself.

[anonymous-user]

Was it Brooke Shields ?

[FN2TypeR]

davhill said:

'Well that's a bit fking creepy.' Well, FN2TypeR, who's the creepy one now? The poster of a tissue of lies on Match, perchance?

I've had a good think and decided that it's still you.

[Monkeylegend]

I think he's got the hots for Bluesgirl now

[Dromedary66]

Anyone else envisage the last few pages being printed out and read to a jury?

[Ructions]

Dromedary66 said:

Anyone else envisage the last few pages being printed out and read to a jury?

Don’t think it would ever get that far....




His legal team may be able to talk some sense in to him and get him to plead guilty before the jury are sworn in.