Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
Rh14n said:
So which one of you PH'ers is this guy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6142233/...
I wonder if that's davhill.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6142233/...
anonymous said:
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Indeed, are we expected to believe that she has picked him based entirely on a 300 word ramble? He must look like Pitt/Clooney (or be very good looking) to get her to even contemplate reading such a long message, and not get deleted/ignored straight away!That sort of negates a large part of the article, as he would have already passed the "picture" test anyway. What he wrote would just be supplementary to what he looks like.
In any event, she has not even gone on a date with him yet, so how is this even a story?
Apologies for Facebook link but have the Daily Mash been reading this thread? 
The Mash Report: Romance tips for angry incels
https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/73128838...
The Mash Report: Romance tips for angry incels
https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/73128838...
/sigh. I love and loath this thread.
‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a s
t hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him.
‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a s
t hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him. ‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
Gretchen said:
/sigh. I love and loath this thread.
‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a st hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him.
‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a s
t hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him. ‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
I'm all and none of the above , however , my wife is in Europe this week so if you fancy popping over for a feed you'll be more than welcome
Gretchen said:
/sigh. I love and loath this thread.
‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a st hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him.
‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
Ha ‘All women are Unicorn Hunters’ - Not in my case. It’s been said, by a man, that I don’t need a man in my life. And that’s a problem for men. I’m savvy and skilled enough to do things for myself. Obviously there leaves an intimate part, but that been filled for the past five years by a ‘friend with benefits’. So it’s not a unicorn I hunt it’s an equal. And that’s rarer.
As for women posting false photos/good light/old pics... Men do it too.
‘Likes to stay in shape’ - pays for a gym membership been twice in twelve months.
‘Can cook a meal or two’ - Spag Bol and Chicken Curry (sauces from a jar).
‘Independent’ - knows the local takeaway number off by heart.
‘Popular’ - on first name terms with the takeaway delivery drivers.
‘Family man’ - Mum does his washing and cooks him dinner twice a week.
‘Loves a good project/renovating house’ - lives in a s
t hole. Mum cooks and cleans for him. ‘Seperated’ - still lives with and sleeps in same bed with wife.
I could go on.
Very funny, and probably true. But do you not consider yourself to be the Unicorn?
Be careful out there 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6218075/G...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6218075/G...
Edited by hyphen on Saturday 29th September 06:06
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