Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Blown2CV said:
maybe you could sneak a dick pic into the shopping? "maybe this one won't scan, it's definitely on offer"
I think the highlighter pen and pound coin has a better chance of success..

Gretchen

19,042 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Binge watched YOU https://youtu.be/cKOhno0IMpA on Netflix on Boxing Day.

It’s almost as delightful as this thread hehe Just replace Book Shop Clerk with Aldi customer.

Either way I think it’s a bad idea. It’s almost an abuse of trust. She’s being polite/flirty because that’s her job. You could be seen as taking advantage of that.

On the other hand stalk the fk out of her, ingratiate yourself in her life. Let us know how it turns out...


interstellar

3,327 posts

147 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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anonymous said:
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smile

Reading back through his posts he did say this, which is a bit concerning : " I think I can talk to one of the lads that works there with her, hopefully quietly and discretely enough to get some inside information with out spooking anyone."

That's a good way to get yourself on some list. His moniker checks out at least.

feef

5,206 posts

184 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Toyoda said:
The joy of Tinder and Bumble is of course that there has to be a mutual like in the first place before you can interract. Not had much luck with Bumble,
I've seen more than one profile on Bumble which states something along the lines of "if we match then I expect you to message me first".

Either they don't know how bumble works, or it's a cut'n'paste profile.

If the former, then it's no wonder Bumble is quiet.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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I think you all being harsh on the poor op.

He is trying his best, and doesn't want to upset the girl.

Good luck OP, hope she is in the next time you are there and you manage to ask her for a date.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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hyphen said:
I think you all being harsh on the poor op.

He is trying his best, and doesn't want to upset the girl.

Good luck OP, hope she is in the next time you are there and you manage to ask her for a date.
I reckon his trousers will go and he won't be able to do it or he'll completely fluff it.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Anyways let's change subject.

As per that other thread and case, any of you singletons buying a cheap boat? hehe

Looks to be a successful pulling technique according to that guys stats of 10 online date girls in a year having a ride in it, just don't drive it dangerously...

feef

5,206 posts

184 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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hyphen said:
Anyways let's change subject.

As per that other thread and case, any of you singletons buying a cheap boat? hehe

Looks to be a successful pulling technique according to that guys stats of 10 online date girls in a year having a ride in it, just don't drive it dangerously...
yeah, but did they actually go out for a sail? wobble

Salmonofdoubt

1,413 posts

69 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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I'm not sure that 10 in a year is a good return on a boat.

Unless it was 10 10s and then it gets interesting.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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JustALooseScrew said:
It's not a massive over-analysis, it's called careful consideration and opinion gathering.

The last thing I want to do is embarrass her whilst she is at work in front of her fellow staff or customers.

Who knows?

Maybe she's getting these 'hits' three or four times a weeks and I'm just another sucker stuck in the queue. Is it Aldi policy to train these ladies to flirt with a certain customer demographic to keep them coming back?

Anyway, the note is written and kept in the car, it'll go in to my back pocket every time I go into the store.

I'm not scared of being open and forthright, I'm more worried about embarrassing her, putting her in to what could be a difficult situation.

I'm going to proceed with my cunning plan - hope she is there next time I go in for more milk. wink
Sorry, but it is. While you've been coming up with The Masterplan, someone's been in, had a normal question answered with a smile, asked her for a drink, and boom you've missed your chance.

If she has noticed you at all, then she knows if she'd like to go for a drink with you. You don't know, so just ask her.

I'd also say don't have anything already written down. Especially not on nice stationery!

If she says that, yes, she'd like to go for a drink with you, then either write it on a piece of paper at the till or pop out to the car and write your number down and bring it back in.

Your way looks too premeditated. And premeditated is at least a tiny little bit scary.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,031 posts

101 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
Your way looks too premeditated. And premeditated is at least a tiny little bit scary.
I agree on this point. It would look a little bit needy, and women can smell desperation a mile off. They don't like it.

Salmonofdoubt

1,413 posts

69 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Pretty meditated isn't always scary, I wrote my number down before heading to the bank when I scored a date. I made my decision to do that based on several overly friendly chats when I visited. Not because she smiled at me or offered to sell me insurance.

Gretchen

19,042 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
SpeckledJim said:
Your way looks too premeditated. And premeditated is at least a tiny little bit scary.
I agree on this point. It would look a little bit needy, and women can smell desperation a mile off. They don't like it.
Definitely sleazy. In my teens a few of the guys I knew printed up some ‘business cards’ with their details on that they’d hand out to girls they fancied. It worked for them at the time but they had/still have a reputation... almost thirty years later.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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olly22n said:
Have anyone of you lot offering advice ever walked up to a girl, sober, and asked her out? I can tell you its fking scary and is not easy.

The guy is only going on as you keep asking him questions ffs. What's wrong with feeling butterflies in your stomach - that's how its meant to be!

Men have been making awkward approaches to women for centuries, sometimes its a fairytale, other times its an embarrassment. I really don't see what the issue is as long as if it's a 'no' that's where it ends.

Grab life by the balls and ask her out for fks sake. Nothing bad will happen if you're polite.
Certainly scary. Certainly not easy.

Certainly not made any less scary or any less easy by fretting/planning/strategising for weeks, meanwhile increasing your chances of losing the opportunity to someone who hasn't been fretting/planning/strategising for weeks, but instead has been grasping every nettle.

Faint heart ne'er won fair maid.

JustALooseScrew

1,154 posts

68 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Anyway I'm fed up of trying of trying to cope with this PH quoting crap.

Tomorrow we will find out. I bloody well hope she says "Yeah - Yeah that's cool, yeah", "I'd like to do that."





Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,031 posts

101 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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We'll be routing for you. Smoothly does it whistle

spikeyhead

17,343 posts

198 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Anyone worked out which Aldi we need to head to tomorrow?

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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JustALooseScrew said:
And today I got that info, I went in for more milk but bought butter instead, I pulled aside the lad whom I often chat with (who was incidentally stocking the fridges with milk).

Allegedly she is single/separated (has kids) and he asked me not to push him for too much information, 'I have to be professional about this.' he said.

Then he told me that 'She finishes her shift at two tomorrow'.

Yippee - I'll be there.
This has got 'disaster' written all over it. Has it not occured to you that said work colleague will be giving the checkout chick a heads up about "some crazy old guy was in yesterday asking what your name was, where you lived, were you single/married, what days and times you worked" before your arrival tomorrow afternoon? You couldn't get any more stalkerish if you tried. I bet you've been trying to hunt her down on Facebook and Instagram just like in Salmon's video above. You've definitely got a screw loose imo.

Dromedary66

1,924 posts

139 months

Thursday 3rd January 2019
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Good luck aldi amore, please report back to us tomorrow.
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