Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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moanthebairns

17,953 posts

199 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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johnwilliams77 said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Meet on line, arrange a date within 4 or 5 days and go from there.

Not Eastern European, I’ve a preference for much darker skin.

I’m in a committed relationship now (6 months) so not trawling the apps.

For those who say there aren’t many women who want a man 20 years older and do they enjoy sex.

Really? You need to get out more. There are thousands, it’s perfectly normal, you clearly inhabit a different world to me.

No issue with that but just because you aren’t, or can’t dont think it’s the same for everyone.
If you believe she 'loves you' for anything other than your money then you are massively deluded. Everytime you are behind her rattling away for 2mins after popping a viagra she is bored to tears, rolling her eyes, wishing she was with someone she loved and didn't have to be with for the hangbags. Enjoy.
basically, 'Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas'

Monkeylegend

26,479 posts

232 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
Meet on line, arrange a date within 4 or 5 days and go from there.

Not Eastern European, I’ve a preference for much darker skin.

I’m in a committed relationship now (6 months) so not trawling the apps.

For those who say there aren’t many women who want a man 20 years older and do they enjoy sex.

Really? You need to get out more. There are thousands, it’s perfectly normal, you clearly inhabit a different world to me.

No issue with that but just because you aren’t, or can’t dont think it’s the same for everyone.
But nobody has ever seen a photo of her, if she was real somebody would have filmed her on their i phone.

Thankyou4calling

10,615 posts

174 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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johnwilliams77 said:
If you believe she 'loves you' for anything other than your money then you are massively deluded. Everytime you are behind her rattling away for 2mins after popping a viagra she is bored to tears, rolling her eyes, wishing she was with someone she loved and didn't have to be with for the hangbags. Enjoy.
I can assure you she loves me.

I’ve just spent 12 days touring Africa meeting her family.

As for the two minutes rattling around.

Don’t judge others by yourself.

I’m a powerfully built 6ft 6 director and trust me, if you saw her you wouldn’t need viagra .

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
I can assure you she loves me.

I’ve just spent 12 days touring Africa meeting her family.

As for the two minutes rattling around.

Don’t judge others by yourself.

I’m a powerfully built 6ft 6 director and trust me, if you saw her you wouldn’t need viagra .
rofl They all make you believe that, lad.

ferrisbueller

29,346 posts

228 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Monkeylegend said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Meet on line, arrange a date within 4 or 5 days and go from there.

Not Eastern European, I’ve a preference for much darker skin.

I’m in a committed relationship now (6 months) so not trawling the apps.

For those who say there aren’t many women who want a man 20 years older and do they enjoy sex.

Really? You need to get out more. There are thousands, it’s perfectly normal, you clearly inhabit a different world to me.

No issue with that but just because you aren’t, or can’t dont think it’s the same for everyone.
But nobody has ever seen a photo of her, if she was real somebody would have filmed her on their i phone.
rofl

Touche

Blown2CV

28,913 posts

204 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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this is brilliant

technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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It's cringe cubed. Meta cringe.


Taylor James

3,111 posts

62 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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I joined this forum to read and post about cars but everything else is much more interesting!

Who knew it? Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM

Edited by Taylor James on Friday 26th April 13:43

Blown2CV

28,913 posts

204 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Taylor James said:
I joined this forum to read and post about cars but everything else is much more interesting!

Who knew it? Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM

Edited by Taylor James on Friday 26th April 13:43
girls don't like boys, girls like decrepit old deluded men!

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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technodup said:
It's cringe cubed. Meta cringe.
The irony is strong here.

shirt

22,634 posts

202 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
this is brilliant
Isn’t it just?!

I live in Dubai and am currently holed up in a west African 5 star (ahem) hotel with work. I was reading his early posts thinking ‘there’s a man who likes banging African hookers’.

No harm in it, but falling for it is a different matter entirely.

Taylor James

3,111 posts

62 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
Taylor James said:
I joined this forum to read and post about cars but everything else is much more interesting!

Who knew it? Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM

Edited by Taylor James on Friday 26th April 13:43
girls don't like boys, girls like decrepit old deluded men!
I think deluded may be harsh when describing Bernie Ecclestone or Flavio Briatore. Bruce Forsyth didn't do too badly either. Maybe change deluded for wealthy.

technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Lemming Train said:
The irony is strong here.
I might have known you'd pop up. Some birds like bum fun, get over it.

At least I didn't pay for it in fancy shoes and bags. And I'm not 52. And she wasn't 21. Or an African hooker.

dai1983

2,919 posts

150 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Reminds me of the time I spent in Kenya with the forces. There was a club down the road that was full of absolutely stunning women at the weekend. We were told 1 in 6 people has HIV in the area and I’m married so I wasn’t interested.

Didn’t stop the other lads though and one had shag in exchange for a tatty paid of trainers!

Rewe

1,016 posts

93 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
As I’ve said, I’m under no illusions as to why I can date these ladies.

They have an expectation and make it clear.

However I also am exceptional company, very smart, an absolute gentleman.

I know fantastic places to go and I don’t stand in queues or struggle to get a table.

It’s not enough to be able to splash some cash. There are plenty who can do that.

You need more, and I have it.

Cue the laughter.
Ah, gotcha!



Only joking! I actually think good on you if you can still pull at your agebiggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Rewe said:
Thankyou4calling said:
As I’ve said, I’m under no illusions as to why I can date these ladies.

They have an expectation and make it clear.

However I also am exceptional company, very smart, an absolute gentleman.

I know fantastic places to go and I don’t stand in queues or struggle to get a table.

It’s not enough to be able to splash some cash. There are plenty who can do that.

You need more, and I have it.

Cue the laughter.
Ah, gotcha!



Only joking! I actually think good on you if you can still pull at your agebiggrin
He's not pulling, he's paying.

alorotom

11,954 posts

188 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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moanthebairns said:
basically, 'Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas'
This needs recognising rofl

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thabkyou4calling has been responsible for some prime posts in his time but this is right up there.
He's overplayed his hand towards the end, but not a bad effort overall.

Thankyou4calling

10,615 posts

174 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thanks for the recognition desolate. Much appreciated.

I’ve always enjoyed my time on PH, in many ways it’s educated me in areas I knew so little about.

That’s what I’m doing now for all the guys wearing a Karrimor cagoule and brandishing a Wowcher for two meals at Frankie And Bennys for £19.99 then wondering why even Mavis from the returns counter at Argos isn’t interested.

As I said previously, I’m no Clooney but, and you’ll have to trust me on this, I know what I want and I know how to get it.

Having money and contacts helps, no doubt about that. But the ladies I’ve dated often have plenty of money of their own. My current actually earns more than me.

But they like to be spoiled. Made to feel special. You get some banter going, be cheeky and funny, be polite but allude that you have a naughty side.

When you get a date, go all out to impress. Don’t go for coffee, don’t meet in Harvester, don’t wear Asda jeans, and don’t turn up with deep pockets and short arms.

I have dated some incredible women, I don’t settle for ok or decent like most of the people I see on my travels.

For those who say I’m paying, yes, I am, we pretty much all are. I give, i get.

But while I’m getting, I’m getting everything. They aren’t playing about, they aren’t bored and they aren’t distracted.

Some people ( even on here) will understand, most wont because they couldn’t even dream of going to the places I go to with the people I go with.

I’m here to be shot at, laugh all you like but I’m not going to a travelodge with a size 18 accounts clerk after a fun night at Wetherspoons.

TY4C

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
Thanks for the recognition desolate. Much appreciated.
I can see why you took it as a compliment.
I can't imagine you get very many so need to grab whatever's there.



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