Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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BugLebowski

1,033 posts

117 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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My god, is this whole thread this good? I've been missing out...

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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BugLebowski said:
My god, is this whole thread this good? I've been missing out...
If it's anything like his last relationship thread the ending will be a cracker as well.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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So all the 'coffee' dates across the globe were a complete fail then...

Rewe

1,016 posts

93 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
I’m a powerfully built 6ft 6 director and trust me, if you saw her you wouldn’t need viagra .
?????


Monkeylegend

26,479 posts

232 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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desolate said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Thanks for the recognition desolate. Much appreciated.
I can see why you took it as a compliment.
I can't imagine you get very many so need to grab whatever's there.
Oh, that's embarrassing eek

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
As I’ve said, I’m under no illusions as to why I can date these ladies.

I know fantastic places to go and I don’t stand in queues or struggle to get a table.
...or a seat on the bus.


Is your real name Snakehips? Always surrounded by women, strangled your first wife with a draft excluder and invented the mobile disco?





Condi

17,271 posts

172 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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This is so much better. rofl


Tbh I'm not sure that buying the affections of a 31 year is much to boast about, but I'm also intrigued as to why you need to keep buying her things when she earns more than you do? She can buy her own things, no?


shirt

22,634 posts

202 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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wormus said:
Is your real name Snakehips? Always surrounded by women, strangled your first wife with a draft excluder and invented the mobile disco
I think this is more likely

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzx8KHjQD6c


Love the dating tips, what a berk

Thankyou4calling

10,615 posts

174 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Condi said:
This is so much better. rofl


Tbh I'm not sure that buying the affections of a 31 year is much to boast about, but I'm also intrigued as to why you need to keep buying her things when she earns more than you do? She can buy her own things, no?
Your reading what I’ve said but you either don’t understand it or you can’t understand it.

I don’t need to keep buying her things, but If you stop buying your partner gifts because they no longer need them or you feel you’ve done enough your relationship is on a very steep downward slope.

I enjoy giving far more than getting, there’s little I like more than treating someone and I’ll always do that.

I won’t stop because she doesn’t need what I get her, perhaps you do but then we are clearly different.

shirt

22,634 posts

202 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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desolate said:
If it's anything like his last relationship thread the ending will be a cracker as well.
Link?

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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shirt said:
Link?
A couple years old , thread started by the poster.
Edit
"I wanna tell you a story"

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 26th April 19:48

ferrisbueller

29,347 posts

228 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Simply tremendous content today. Glad I stopped by.

shirt

22,634 posts

202 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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desolate said:
A couple years old , thread started by the poster.
Edit
"I wanna tell you a story"

Edited by desolate on Friday 26th April 19:48
I thought it was that one. What a monumental bellend.

moanthebairns

17,954 posts

199 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
Thanks for the recognition desolate. Much appreciated.

I’ve always enjoyed my time on PH, in many ways it’s educated me in areas I knew so little about.

That’s what I’m doing now for all the guys wearing a Karrimor cagoule and brandishing a Wowcher for two meals at Frankie And Bennys for £19.99 then wondering why even Mavis from the returns counter at Argos isn’t interested.

As I said previously, I’m no Clooney but, and you’ll have to trust me on this, I know what I want and I know how to get it.

Having money and contacts helps, no doubt about that. But the ladies I’ve dated often have plenty of money of their own. My current actually earns more than me.

But they like to be spoiled. Made to feel special. You get some banter going, be cheeky and funny, be polite but allude that you have a naughty side.

When you get a date, go all out to impress. Don’t go for coffee, don’t meet in Harvester, don’t wear Asda jeans, and don’t turn up with deep pockets and short arms.

I have dated some incredible women, I don’t settle for ok or decent like most of the people I see on my travels.

For those who say I’m paying, yes, I am, we pretty much all are. I give, i get.

But while I’m getting, I’m getting everything. They aren’t playing about, they aren’t bored and they aren’t distracted.

Some people ( even on here) will understand, most wont because they couldn’t even dream of going to the places I go to with the people I go with.

I’m here to be shot at, laugh all you like but I’m not going to a travelodge with a size 18 accounts clerk after a fun night at Wetherspoons.

TY4C
I'm dating a lass from slovakia....i agree with the above tbh. You have to spoil them, treat them like a princess, make them feel there the only woman in the world. Splash the cash.

Which is why I took her to falkirk v Livingston (division 1 in Scottish football) on a bitterly cold Tuesday night in January for our first real date. My mate sat in the back slugging tins of best. I treated her to a romantic stroll because I wasn't paying £4 for parking. I bought her a scotch pie which she politely refused (they all are very thin and eat nothing over there so I assume this to be the reason nothing to do with the fat streaming out it). So I had two and a couple of packets of space raiders for tea.

technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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It's quite something for someone to be so utterly confident in their methods with the ladies when only a couple of years ago they were posting that a woman had ruined them all ways up. I didn't read the whole thing but going by this thread I'm guessing no real reflection took place.

I'm pretty confident myself, but I also realise there are different ways to be rich. Rich isn't a decent salary but ending up broke having to sell a house. Rich is having someone like you for you, and not just for what you can buy them, or the places you can take them. Having to keep buying things, to keep things going and maintain the illusion is abject poverty imo.


johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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technodup said:
It's quite something for someone to be so utterly confident in their methods with the ladies when only a couple of years ago they were posting that a woman had ruined them all ways up. I didn't read the whole thing but going by this thread I'm guessing no real reflection took place.

I'm pretty confident myself, but I also realise there are different ways to be rich. Rich isn't a decent salary but ending up broke having to sell a house. Rich is having someone like you for you, and not just for what you can buy them, or the places you can take them. Having to keep buying things, to keep things going and maintain the illusion is abject poverty imo.
He's full of st. What women earns more at 31 than a 50 odd year old director (taking home at least 6k a month going by his comments of expensive shops and constant purchase of luxury) and chooses to be with him?!

moanthebairns

17,954 posts

199 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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johnwilliams77 said:
technodup said:
It's quite something for someone to be so utterly confident in their methods with the ladies when only a couple of years ago they were posting that a woman had ruined them all ways up. I didn't read the whole thing but going by this thread I'm guessing no real reflection took place.

I'm pretty confident myself, but I also realise there are different ways to be rich. Rich isn't a decent salary but ending up broke having to sell a house. Rich is having someone like you for you, and not just for what you can buy them, or the places you can take them. Having to keep buying things, to keep things going and maintain the illusion is abject poverty imo.
He's full of st. What women earns more at 31 than a 50 odd year old director (taking home at least 6k a month going by his comments of expensive shops and constant purchase of luxury) and chooses to be with him?!
A top end African hooked?

Blown2CV

28,914 posts

204 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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BugLebowski said:
My god, is this whole thread this good? I've been missing out...
it has been through many different eras this thread... is has its moments, I quite like this new super cringe cannot possibly not be a joke phase. Where's JALS?

Blown2CV

28,914 posts

204 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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moanthebairns said:
johnwilliams77 said:
technodup said:
It's quite something for someone to be so utterly confident in their methods with the ladies when only a couple of years ago they were posting that a woman had ruined them all ways up. I didn't read the whole thing but going by this thread I'm guessing no real reflection took place.

I'm pretty confident myself, but I also realise there are different ways to be rich. Rich isn't a decent salary but ending up broke having to sell a house. Rich is having someone like you for you, and not just for what you can buy them, or the places you can take them. Having to keep buying things, to keep things going and maintain the illusion is abject poverty imo.
He's full of st. What women earns more at 31 than a 50 odd year old director (taking home at least 6k a month going by his comments of expensive shops and constant purchase of luxury) and chooses to be with him?!
A top end African hooked?
well if you're paying a hooker to hang out with you enough to claim they not only are your partner but also are fond of you in some way, it's probably going to take either more than £6k a month, or be decidedly more..... low-mid range

Blown2CV

28,914 posts

204 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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anyway i met this 18 year old girl from Thailand. She doesn't speak any English but from her body language I just know that we're in love. I've met all her family now and gave them all money because i wanted to, not because they asked. I mean I had already decided to before they asked. So yea, fk off haters n losers.
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