Match.com (Volume 6)

[RobinBanks]

Not many would open themselves to this. Thank you Matt!

[AyBee]

RobinBanks said:

Not many would open themselves to this. Thank you Matt!

I'm not entirely sure he's got much of a say in the matter

[RobinBanks]

AyBee said:

I'm not entirely sure he's got much of a say in the matter

True
But he did provide the link to the photos and surely he must have known what would happen!

[Council Baby]

Can someone start a photoshop Matt thread please and post the pics to start? We can use the best from there

[HerrSchnell]

Can't make them all with the ladies, that'd make him look like some kind of non threatening gay best mate.

Here's one with some butch lads to show him as an alpha male.

Edited by HerrSchnell on Friday 30th January 13:05

[Du1point8]

[anonymous-user]

Number 3, please!

[Du1point8]

Time for some normal ones that CB can use.

[hornetrider]

Du1point18 said:

Dear god.

He's got two hopes of ever finding something with tits that wants some.

[Justayellowbadge]

CaptainSlow said:

1 pint, 8 pints, 6 pints, 0 pints, 0 pints

6 pints?

[Mobile Chicane]

hornetrider said:

Du1point18 said:

Dear god.

He's got two hopes of ever finding something with tits that wants some.

That has to be a very old picture. No sign of the Heinz Wolff egg head (yet).

[hornetrider]

Mobile Chicane said:

That has to be a very old picture. No sign of the Heinz Wolff egg head (yet).

Have you got any sage advice on how the poor lad can attract a female?

[Mobile Chicane]

hornetrider said:

Mobile Chicane said:

That has to be a very old picture. No sign of the Heinz Wolff egg head (yet).

Have you got any sage advice on how the poor lad can attract a female?

Short of 'become an oligarch with wealth beyond the dreams of avarice', no.

[hornetrider]

[Davey S2]

Du1point8 said:

'Please go on a date with me. I'm riveting'

[jdw100]

Mobile Chicane said:

Short of 'become an oligarch with wealth beyond the dreams of avarice', no.

I bet he won't even take that simple advice. The stubborn fool!

[RobinBanks]

Justayellowbadge said:

CaptainSlow said:

1 pint, 8 pints, 6 pints, 0 pints, 0 pints

6 pints?

I wondered that. Would Captain Slow do Matt after drinking 6 pints of lager?

[hornetrider]

RobinBanks said:

Justayellowbadge said:

CaptainSlow said:

1 pint, 8 pints, 6 pints, 0 pints, 0 pints

6 pints?

I wondered that. Would Captain Slow do Matt after drinking 6 pints of lager?

Same picture from behind. Would you be able to pick out the 'bloke' in the line up? I'm not so sure. Bend 'em all over and it would be a bit of a lottery...

[Justayellowbadge]

anonymous said:

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Something of a last resort, I would hope.

[anonymous-user]

RobinBanks said:

Justayellowbadge said:

CaptainSlow said:

1 pint, 8 pints, 6 pints, 0 pints, 0 pints

6 pints?

I wondered that. Would Captain Slow do Matt after drinking 6 pints of lager?

Promises promises.