Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)
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hidetheelephants said:
DickyC said:
The radicalised Trivialists, not the elephants.
Oi, I'm the only licenced hidden-in-plain-sight elephant wrangler round here! Who brought in the ringer? Fishtigua said:
They've re-opened my local at last, after 8 long. long months. Wow, it's beautiful. The views across the bay from the fancy new full length windows, the sunset sun across the beach bar are terrific. The new restaurant upstairs is going to make a killing. Shame they've missed the summer.
The old public bar at the back hasn't changed much for us locals, I won a leg of Lamb in the meat draw.
It sounds great!
I want in.
Chunkymonkey71 said:
I've never heard of a meat draw.
It sounds great!
I want in.
Right up your street. It sounds great!
I want in.
Meats, crabs and lobsters all for a 4 quid stake.
http://www.bubblews.com/news/1132015-guernsey-meat...
Chunkymonkey71 said:
I've never heard of a meat draw.
It sounds great!
I want in.
A meat draw is a good old pub tradition where you buy raffle tickets in the hope of winning some slightly too warm meat.It sounds great!
I want in.
If you are very very lucky you wont win, if you do win salmonella is only a meal away.
Fishtigua said:
Pad, there's quite a bit of high-fulootin' finance and deals go into this. The butcher's wife fancies a lobster, the crabber's missus needs a joint for the weekend, and some bloke's got a spare rear axle for a Landie, etc, etc....
These things don't just happen, don't yer know.
So the Crabbers wife gets some dope , and the drug dealer gets a spare landie axle?These things don't just happen, don't yer know.
Bloody hell I wish it was that easy
Oh, yes, ladies. And things.
I met a lady in traffic in Newbury. She was the sort of lady driver who get lady drivers a bad name.
Her manoeuvre took an inordinately long time. She didn't seem able to comprehend why. She was indicating right, the traffic from left to right was slow, and no one would let her out.
I met a lady in traffic in Newbury. She was the sort of lady driver who get lady drivers a bad name.
Her manoeuvre took an inordinately long time. She didn't seem able to comprehend why. She was indicating right, the traffic from left to right was slow, and no one would let her out.
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