Tagline for your town

[sc0tt]

If you was put in charge of your town as a holiday resort, how would you market it to get people to visit?

Hornchurch. The only high street where there is nothing to pub but food and drink...

[anonymous-user]

Basingstoke - It's where Jeremey Clarkson drove a Fiesta round a shopping mall y'know.
Nothing else remotely interesting has ever happened here

[SilverSixer]

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

[MrBarry123]

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

[Justayellowbadge]

London.

[omgus]

MrBarry123 said:

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

Camberley. It used to be nicer.

[sc0tt]

Justayellowbadge said:

London.

Nice work JAYB, I must visit sometime ...

[Disastrous]

Justayellowbadge said:

London.

True. There's no polishing a turd.

[anonymous-user]

Justayellowbadge said:

London.

Wimbledon, its not as posh as you think

[Alfa numeric]

Northampton. It could be worse, you could be in Corby.

[lamboman100]

London. Capital of the World.

[kowalski655]

Edinburgh
Its not all Trainspotting style druggies
But mostly it actually is!

[Magic919]

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!

[bigandclever]

London. There's more French here than in fking Bordeaux.

[HereBeMonsters]

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

[limpsfield]

anonymous said:

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Great line.

[RizzoTheRat]

Aldershot, home of the Nepalese curry.

[43034]

Newport. It really is that st.

[Fotic]

anonymous said:

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Or 'Wimbledon, it also includes South Wimbledon so netts off to pretty much being Worcester Park'. Not catchy but true.

[Asterix]

Disastrous said:

Justayellowbadge said:

London.

True. There's no polishing a turd.

Nope, but you can roll it in glitter. Welcome to Dubai.