Facebook fails Vol. 2

[Mallard126]

paulguitar said:

I'd imagine this has probably already been posted here, but I just discovered it and it cracked me up so here we go:

Excellent trolling there.

[MWM3]

Frimley111R said:

Same stupid stuff on our road's WhatsApp group....

This post...

Clues in the title... Facebook fails

[The Moose]

Frimley111R said:

Condi said:

eldar said:

The correct answer to an asinine queation.

Maybe, but the way it is phrased is rude, simple as that.

PH showing it's social skills at their best once again.

In what way? (I'm assuming you're not a snowflake btw)

TBH, you sound like a bellend the way you’ve replied.

[Spare tyre]

Some local poor sod had their landscaping van pinched over night

Some bright spark has just replied that it’s there in google street view

Not sure how that helps or whether they think street view is live

[Spare tyre]

Someone at 22 xyz road has had their parcel mistakenly delivered to 12 xyz road

They turn to Facebook to asks who lives at 12

Lots of people suggest knocking the door, they don’t know where 12 is

The mind boggles

[carreauchompeur]

Emergency vet refuses to attend to dead cat at 0100.

FEWMIN

[number2]

carreauchompeur said:

Emergency vet refuses to attend to dead cat at 0100.

FEWMIN

The sense of entitlement, that everything should be provided for free, continues to be strong in the Facebook underclass.

[Spare tyre]

[shakotan]

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

[Condi]

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

[tjl]

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

Presumably Sofa not “so far”

[Doofus]

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

So far. Sofa.

[geeks]

Doofus said:

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

So far. Sofa.

Sofa away from me, sofa I just can't see..

[HTP99]

geeks said:

Doofus said:

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

So far. Sofa.

Sofa away from me, sofa I just can't see..

Looking for a man with a van to collect sofa from....

I see it now, definately "sofa"

[Mammasaid]

HTP99 said:

geeks said:

Doofus said:

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

So far. Sofa.

Sofa away from me, sofa I just can't see..

Looking for a man with a van to collect sofa from....

I see it now, definately "sofa"

Well done, sofa so good!

[Grumps.]

Looks like a typical autocorrect fk up.

But, ya know..

[shih tzu faced]

The little emoji bloke’s facial expression in the so far sofa debacle is for once totally appropriate.

Looks like he’s slowly tapping his finger and muttering ffs under his breath.

[Hugo Stiglitz]

vikingaero said:

vaud said:

Frimley111R said:

Why the fk would you not rename it too?! Anyone who doesn't realise it is under new management and who still holds a grudge could be inclined to have another go at the place,

Small community though, if it's anything like our village then everyone will know the new manager (not owner) and maybe give them a chance. After all it was the owner that was toxic, not the food.

If it were my local, I'd still avoid it as the current owner is leasing the shop from Jaki and Jaki will benefit from my money. Harsh, but if I don't like someone or the company when I won't give my money to them.

I have an independent outdoors shop near me that would be a perfect place to buy stuff for my hobbies - but I don't because I know the owner and he's a tool and has offended a lot of people.

It reads to me as oh st that backfired. Here Betty you work here but for the purposes of saving my income you can be called 'the manager' now.

Same owner, same income coming in. She's even said she still owns it... just a twist on 'manager' and people buy it.

[hidetheelephants]

geeks said:

Doofus said:

Condi said:

shakotan said:

Spare tyre said:

How far away is 'so far from Monksways Eastleigh'?

I mean, I consider Luton so far away from Eastleigh, but then so is Canada?

I wondered what the fk it meant, and assuming it was someone asking for a man with a van, how that was facebook fail?

But whatever.

So far. Sofa.

Sofa away from me, sofa I just can't see..

Too busy delivering colour TVs?

[Some Gump]

hidetheelephants said:

oo busy delivering colour TVs?

Delivery was for Custom kitchens, I believe. They only did the movement of colour tv’s.

It seems a subtle point, but it’s like the difference between a delivery from fedex, and yodel….