Difficult relationship advice.

Difficult relationship advice.

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Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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hora said:
Jesus I'm slow today laugh
I had wondered, after reading your first reply biggrin

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Impasse said:
Got any picts?
hehe

Busa mav

2,562 posts

155 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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And so the chief executives of the Westminster housing association have triumphed as they fought bravely to stop the residents of Scots Close from leaving and taking their anti-social behaviour and benefits requirements elsewhere

The committee declared victory after promising the residents of the Close full power to decide their own rules, complete removal of oversight by the housing association itself and a further increase in their housing benefit and additional cash to be spent as they see fit which will be paid to them through a new levy on the working residents of English Avenue - Housing association spokesperson Gordon Brown declared that this settlement was only fair and brought the residents of Scots Close in line with their counterparts across the way in Mecca terrace.

The residents of English Avenue were of course not allowed to comment on this and have been told if they have any complaints they should keep it to themselves as anyone caught voicing displeasure at this arrangement are liable to be fined and prosecuted by the housing association head office in Brussels

FredClogs

14,041 posts

162 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Scott's got a French mistress, it's been going on for years, he's just looking for an out that doesn't make him look like the bad guy.

Pat H

8,056 posts

257 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Asterix said:
Impasse said:
Got any picts?
hehe
clap

audidoody

8,597 posts

257 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Scott should be allowed to stay in the house but Inga should tell the ungrateful resentful bustard to stop feeling so sorry for himself, get a bloody job, realise his deficiencies and stop thieving from her purse when she is asleep. Oh, and if I were her I wouldn't put up with his continual shouting and swearing and inability to get along with anyone other than his mates down the pub.

DUMBO100

1,878 posts

185 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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I think Scott has done everyone a favour by making them look at the relationship more closely. Scott has actually always contributed a fair amount to the household and Inga and her sisters may now get a better deal as well. I'm glad that Scott chose to seek marriage counselling rather than terminate the relationship.

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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anonymous said:
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Invite Wal (Scott's brother) in for a bit of kinky incestual DP action.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

248 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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To be fair to Scot, Inga's been sucking off some bloke from overseas for years now.... rumour is she's been taking it up the butt too.

Some kind of 'special relationship' as I undestand it. No wonder Scot's hacked off with this relationship.

tomw2000

2,508 posts

196 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Nice one smile

steveT350C

6,728 posts

162 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Very good OP! smile
This made me chuckle...

itannum990

275 posts

116 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Agh finally! Took me all fking day to work that out!

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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northwest monkey early this morning said:
Kick him out. He sounds like a piss-taker to be honest.
Bugger - in my defence, I'm not at my best at 8amlaugh

Leptons

5,114 posts

177 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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I've just got it, going against the grain - I think it's st.

gazza285

9,827 posts

209 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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northwest monkey said:
Kick him out. He sounds like a piss-taker to be honest.
I agree with this. Shame he decided to stop. Pissed on Alex's crispy pizza supper though, not that he'll shut up now.

gaz1234

5,233 posts

220 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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Mdk

sday12

5,053 posts

212 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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ask her friend to stop breaking her confidence in an Internet forum?

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

133 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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Did you change the names? Sounds like my friends Britney and Jock

MrJuice

3,375 posts

157 months

Saturday 5th October 2019
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My son has to write five to ten facts about Scotland for his homework which reminded me of this thread

So good. Thank you OP