Describe your wife

[thismonkeyhere]

Bebee said:

On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off,

She just doesn't want you to see her tits.

Must be saving them for someone else.....

[Thankyou4calling]

Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.

[blueg33]

theshrew said:

blueg33 said:

mental

They all are - Its just some have a bigger dose of it than others.

Ok I will correct myself - mental level above the median point

Has produced a daughter with a similar amount of mental



........bugger maybe I am the common denominator ad the mental my fault

Ah I forgot, everything is my fault........

She looks good though, 48 yrs old, has had 2 kids, 5ft 8in tall but still a size 8

[Japveesix]

Thankyou4calling said:

Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.

Mine too:

Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty

[Thankyou4calling]

Japveesix said:

Mine too:

Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty

Enjoys an oil service?

[Jasandjules]

hornetrider said:

Thread got weird.

I am pretty sure it started weird, then went downhill from there...

[AndStilliRise]

Funkycoldribena said:

A bit like an old Mondeo.Needs her bumpers taping up,consumes a lot of fuel,exhaust backfires now and again.

[Kiltie]

Bebee said:

On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off, AND, put a T shirt on while it's inside out, and through the head bit first, when on, it's the right way around and everything, I'm genuinely impressed by this.

youtube link here:

I've seen the bra-off thing done but never the inside-out t-shirt trick.

Another amazing super-power my wife has is the ability to fold jumpers or t-shirts without laying them face down on a flat surface. It baffles me.

[Don]

Einion Yrth said:

She's the best friend I ever had.

This.

Trust me - I think the world of myself. I think somewhat more of her...

[AB]

Mine won't be my wife until August next year!

However, basically she's the person who organises my life, in a good way.

She loves cleaning too, bonus.

[Bebee]

thismonkeyhere said:

Bebee said:

On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off,

She just doesn't want you to see her tits.

Must be saving them for someone else.....

If she is, them I'm just a

[Fort Jefferson]

Einion Yrth said:

She's the best friend I ever had.

As in "she was the best friend you ever had"?????????

Or "she is the best friend you have"?????

[Kiltie]

Can multitask.

Can't concentrate on one thing at a time,

[RobinBanks]

Fort Jefferson said:

Einion Yrth said:

She's the best friend I ever had.

As in "she was the best friend you ever had"?????????

Or "she is the best friend you have"?????

I assumed 'have ever had'.

[ikarl]

NeMiSiS said:

markh1973 said:

Size 4 - there's nothing of the poor thing.

She is Seven years old.

[evenflow]

Thankyou4calling said:

Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.

...and if anyone isn't familiar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBw-aEixWuo

[Scousefella]

Female.

I win!!

[jdw100]

P1ato said:

Your toilet was broken, but I've fixed it now...

Now you ma wife Dave!

[thismonkeyhere]

Bebee said:

thismonkeyhere said:

Bebee said:

On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off,

She just doesn't want you to see her tits.

Must be saving them for someone else.....

If she is, them I'm just a

Sorry.

They are great tits though....

[wiliferus]

I'm punching above.
She's my best mate, cracking body, is 32 but easily looks 25. Has cracking chesticles, farts like a sailor, has a temper that would scare off Charles Bronson.
Most of all she puts up with all my crap. She's definitely my keeper.