How do you avoid offending someone...
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Ok,
I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
Jasandjules said:
Ok,
I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
The girl looks like the father which means he is as ugly as f**K, yet he is a friend, so what does looks have to do with anything.
No need to think or say anything, the kiddies can't help what they look like, and their parents clearly love them.
Based on your normal postings I am surprised you have even posted this.
Nothing like being judgemental hey.
No need to think or say anything, the kiddies can't help what they look like, and their parents clearly love them.
Based on your normal postings I am surprised you have even posted this.
Nothing like being judgemental hey.
Edited by Monkeylegend on Sunday 14th December 15:53
Jasandjules said:
Ok,
I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
You are a complete . Well done.I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.
They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....
I once said to my pregnant niece : Well I know that all mothers think their babies are beautiful, but in reality they are all quite ugly, and out of proportion, and, you were the same. Ugly until you were about 4, and fairly pretty until you discovered make up. Try putting less on by the way. Anyway. So when your baby is born don't be offended when I tell you it's as beautiful as you were as a baby.
I'm not entirely sure how I get away with saying these things, but it might be that my wife has told everyone I'm special needs.
I'm not entirely sure how I get away with saying these things, but it might be that my wife has told everyone I'm special needs.
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