Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Fishtigua]

Button it, or you'll get collared.

[Mr Roper]

Crease and desist with the puns.

[DickyC]

Why? Are you ironing board?

[Mr Roper]

Just letting off steam..

Carry on.

[Adenauer]

Ro wenta try and sell his motor

[Mr Roper]

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[pad58]

Okay people ,for lunch I am going to enjoy a quinche.

[McAndy]

Humous, cucumber and avocado pitta breads (wholemeal).

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I spoke a salesman this morning. For quite a long time. Very impressive product. I mean really impressive. Like, game changing in its field.

Impressive.

[EvoDelta]

Lunch?

It's very nearly wine-time!

[RobinBanks]

pad58 said:

Okay people ,for lunch I am going to enjoy a quinche.

This isn't Stars in their Pies.

[Studio117]

The pub-time countdown begins!

[Mr Roper]

Studio117 said:

The pub-time countdown begins!

Good call.

[pad58]

Why do you whisper green grass?

[Impasse]

I've just walked past a small shop in a prime corner location on the high street of this little town. It's undergoing a refit before the new business moves in.
The windows are coated in that translucent whitewash so beloved by builders and some comic genius has written "McDonald's?", "Starbucks?", "Another shoe shop?", "A bank?" across the expanse of glass, perfectly tapping into the local sensitivities about what goes on in this town.
Evil mischief making.

[Justayellowbadge]

I could not give a witch's tit what colour your bloody dress is, go away.

[pad58]

Blue and black........or gold .

[DickyC]

Three hours.

I ask you.

[Fishtigua]

God, this is going to be a long night.

The new series of House of Cards is on Netflix. Bloody hours of it.

Best thing on telly this year.

[SWTH]

Heinz Big Soup for tea. Oh yes

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

Spent a pleasant hour this morning looking at and trying various motorbikes for size.

I don't want to spend more than £1500. Two bikes have really grabbed my imagination, and I suspect they'll very shortly grab my wallet. I just need to find another £1500.

I know you're a big guy, but may I counsel against your plan for motorised roller skates?