Shirley

[Smiley198700]

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking...

[Corpulent Tosser]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Oh come on OP, it is funny. Smile, it won't crack your face (well it might, but would that be a bad thing?). Over.

No, I refuse to smile, it hasn't been funny for a long time

Bah Humbug !

[El Guapo]

Corpulent Tosser said:

26 days into a 28 day hitch in Angola, I need home.

Macho Grande?

[drivin_me_nuts]

El Guapo said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

26 days into a 28 day hitch in Angola, I need home.

Macho Grande?

[anonymous-user]

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."

[kiseca]

J8 SVG said:

kiseca said:

<not shir if serious meme>

[The Hypno-Toad]

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The tower! The tower!

[fathomfive]

OpulentBob said:

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."

Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

[TheInternet]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! The tower! The tower!

[Impasse]

You ever seen a grown man naked?

[anonymous-user]

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

[Tango13]

Impasse said:

You ever seen a grown man naked?

No

OpulentBob said:

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

No

However I do like films with gladiators in them

[DeuxCentCinq]

It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit.

[thismonkeyhere]

Odd thread.

What do you make of this?

[Asterix]

I can make a hat, or a brooch..

[soad]

Asterix said:

I can make a hat, or a brooch..

or a pterodactyl...

[HOGEPH]

Auntie Em, it's a twister!

[Vaud]

El Guapo said:

Macho Grande?

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

[FredClogs]

Hei, you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar

[soad]

FredClogs said:

Hei, you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar

I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else.