Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[jbudgie]

Cemesis said:

Skyrat said:

Guy: It's the moon passing between the earth and the sun.
Her: But they're the same thing.
Guy: What?
Her: The sun and the moon. The moon is just the sun at night.

You have to be making that up

I don't think he is.

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

[Vaud]

brrapp said:

Get away! You'll be telling me you get different types of oil for different cars next!

Vegetable oil, olive oil (for hot hatches) and extra virgin olive oil (for performance sports cars)

[Vitorio]

Vaud said:

Vegetable oil, olive oil (for hot hatches) and extra virgin olive oil (for performance sports cars)

Crap, i just bought 6l of petronas selenia 10w40 for the Alfa, clearly i should've gotten Bertolli extra vierge.

[RizzoTheRat]

jbudgie said:

I don't think he is.

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

Well to be fair to her that is actually what you see when you look at the moon :-D

[Vipers]

Impasse said:

Cotty said:

Vipers said:

Something came up on n TV about fish pie, she says "What do they put in fish pie".......

She might mean which fish, I always use three different fish in mine.

Yep, it's a reasonable question. Especially if she finds your cottage pie a little crunchy.

Reasonable! You don't know her, yesterday she asks what Brexit meant. And when she ask what's "Sea Bass taste like", apart from sea bass........

And your sitting downstairs in your dressing gown at 2300 and go out the door from the sitting room which goes to two places, out of the front door, or the stairs, and she says "Where are you going"............ But I love her.

[Skyrat]

callmedave said:

Cemesis said:

Skyrat said:

Guy: It's the moon passing between the earth and the sun.
Her: But they're the same thing.
Guy: What?
Her: The sun and the moon. The moon is just the sun at night.

You have to be making that up

Mine thought exactly the same.

I swear, she actually said it. She's a complete air head. Believe me or not, I don't care.

ETA: I've double checked with other people who were there, and I've remembered it correctly. She doesn't understand the concept of heliocentrism either

Edited by Skyrat on Wednesday 29th June 10:23

[jbudgie]

RizzoTheRat said:

jbudgie said:

I don't think he is.

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

Well to be fair to her that is actually what you see when you look at the moon :-D

Quite, but I don't think that was what she really meant, as she said she thought it wasn't a real object.

[Skyedriver]

jbudgie said:

RizzoTheRat said:

jbudgie said:

I don't think he is.

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

Well to be fair to her that is actually what you see when you look at the moon :-D

Quite, but I don't think that was what she really meant, as she said she thought it wasn't a real object.

Neil Armstrong, you can come outa that shed, the games up!

[Skyedriver]

Skyrat said:

heliocentrism

Edited by Skyrat on Wednesday 29th June 10:23

thats the process of putting one of those things that replace a worn thread...?

[jbudgie]

Skyedriver said:

jbudgie said:

RizzoTheRat said:

jbudgie said:

I don't think he is.

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

Well to be fair to her that is actually what you see when you look at the moon :-D

Quite, but I don't think that was what she really meant, as she said she thought it wasn't a real object.

Neil Armstrong, you can come outa that shed, the games up!

makes you wonder doesn't it ?

[viscountdallara]

HER " Look at those big white ducks "
ME " Those big white ducks are geese"
HER " Oh. That's going on pistonheads, isn't it"
ME " Yep ! "

( happy birthday dear !! )

Edited by viscountdallara on Wednesday 29th June 21:28

[RammyMP]

viscountdallara said:

HER " Look at those big white ducks "
ME " Those big white ducks are geese"
HER " Oh. That's going on pistonheads, isn't it"
ME " Yep ! "

( happy birthday dear !! )

Edited by viscountdallara on Wednesday 29th June 21:28

My Mrs said the same a couple of months ago, the boy was pissing himself.

[Nimby]

Simon Peggy was on The One Show earlier this evening. She says:
"Didn't he do the voice of Donkey on Shrek?"

[TwigtheWonderkid]

jbudgie said:

The wife of a friend of mine some years ago said that she thought that the moon was just a sort of reflection of the sun in the sky.
I was lost for words, still am.

Errr...it kind of is, in a roundabout way. You can't see the moon, apart from when it's reflecting the light from the sun.

[Vitorio]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Errr...it kind of is, in a roundabout way. You can't see the moon, apart from when it's reflecting the light from the sun.

That applies to anything though, you can see objects unless they are reflecting light from either the sun or some other light source, doesnt mean my hand and the light bulb are the same object :P

[Shakermaker]

Best one from my now wife, early on in our relationship, she came home from doing some shopping and handed me a large Toblerone.

"Oh thank you darling, you shouldn't have!"

"No its OK, guess how much this was in Poundland?"

[HarryFlatters]

Skyrat said:

Was too good not to share. Hope it's ok

I've probably posted it myself

[Evangelion]

Shakermaker said:

Best one from my now wife, early on in our relationship, she came home from doing some shopping and handed me a large Toblerone.

"Oh thank you darling, you shouldn't have!"

"No its OK, guess how much this was in Poundland?"

A former girlfriend was forever in the local Pound Shop. Every time she bought something there I'd ask, "How much was it?"

She'd always bite.

[Ari]

Evangelion said:

A former girlfriend was forever in the local Pound Shop. Every time she bought something there I'd ask, "How much was it?"

She'd always bite.

The long winter nights must have just flown by...

[driverrob]

On hearing that there's a hard to remove virus on an old PC I was cleaning up:
"Can't you use Minesweeper on it?"

Close, I suppose.