Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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HTP99 said:
CanAm said:
PoleDriver said:
Blown2CV said:
no she keeps the heating blasting, but opens the windows.
Don't even go there! 98elise said:
HTP99 said:
CanAm said:
PoleDriver said:
Blown2CV said:
no she keeps the heating blasting, but opens the windows.
Don't even go there! Steamer said:
98elise said:
HTP99 said:
CanAm said:
PoleDriver said:
Blown2CV said:
no she keeps the heating blasting, but opens the windows.
Don't even go there! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pwwx1cF8NQ
Another one from a female friend. We were round my dad's house, and being a bit of a local history buff, he was on about an area of Birmingham that was big on prostitution years ago, or 'vice' as he put it.
She piped up, genuinely a bit puzzled: "But why did people need so many vices?"
She piped up, genuinely a bit puzzled: "But why did people need so many vices?"
Blown2CV said:
havoc said:
Does she also turn the radiator down when she gets too hot, rather than going to the thermostat?
no she keeps the heating blasting, but opens the windows.She said the reverse cycle heating by the air conditioning unit was too noisy, & wouldn't use it. Thus on cool mornings she would turn on the electric fan heater in her sitting room.
As the day, with heater, warmed she would then turn on the air conditioning. We would often find both going at morning tea time.
She is great at parking, reverses into spaces at the side of the road first time every time.
Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
The youngest is furthering her education at an agricultural college, as part of their course the college is providing each student with a chick so that they can learn about development etc. The college has told each student that they can keep the chick/chicken if they have suitable housing for it at home.
So I've had the youngest pleading with me "can we keep the chick at home, we can build suitable housing etc?"
She has said that there will be free eggs, knowing that I like an egg, the wife pipes up "but won't you need a male chicken aswell to produce eggs?"
So I've had the youngest pleading with me "can we keep the chick at home, we can build suitable housing etc?"
She has said that there will be free eggs, knowing that I like an egg, the wife pipes up "but won't you need a male chicken aswell to produce eggs?"
Robbo 27 said:
She is great at parking, reverses into spaces at the side of the road first time every time.
Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
To be honest I'd have no idea what you meant either.Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
Why not just say turn the wheels left/right?
Shaoxter said:
Robbo 27 said:
She is great at parking, reverses into spaces at the side of the road first time every time.
Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
To be honest I'd have no idea what you meant either.Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
Why not just say turn the wheels left/right?
Litrially move your left hand, down.
How do you turn the wheels left? Plus when reversing you wuld need to do the oppisite.
sidekickdmr said:
Shaoxter said:
Robbo 27 said:
She is great at parking, reverses into spaces at the side of the road first time every time.
Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
To be honest I'd have no idea what you meant either.Unless I am helping.
If the space is very tight I get out to help.
I used to say left hand down a bit, she turns right.
Now I say right hand down bit when I want her to turn left, no problem.
If I explain what left hand down on the steering wheel means it pi55es her off, not worth the aggro. I suspect she thinks that the hand on the wheel has to go down through the full circle of the wheel but I am not going to ask.
Why not just say turn the wheels left/right?
Litrially move your left hand, down.
How do you turn the wheels left? Plus when reversing you wuld need to do the oppisite.
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