Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Mrs is always on a diet and has a weight watchers app on her phone that she inputs her food and drinks into and it counts her point. She asked how much of the garlic bread she had at dinner and suggested a 1/4. I said "no you didn't have that much, I ate most of it" to which she replied "oh right, I'll say a 1/3 instead".
Someone she works with was talking about the grand national. One of the other girls said she put her bet on as an each way as she thought it would be the first horse to run the course then turn round and back as well (as in run it each way)
Someone she works with was talking about the grand national. One of the other girls said she put her bet on as an each way as she thought it would be the first horse to run the course then turn round and back as well (as in run it each way)
bobtail4x4 said:
just painting/varnishing a wooden table for the camper.
gave it a good layer so I can sand it back for the final coat,
she comes home asking "what Im doing?"
told her saying "dont touch"
she leans in and ...."dont touch"........."dont touch"
she says there is a mark on it "yes from the brush" ...... "dont touch"
she digs it out with a car key arrgghhh what part of "dont touch" was difficult to understand?
I'd make her pay to get it done professionally after that...gave it a good layer so I can sand it back for the final coat,
she comes home asking "what Im doing?"
told her saying "dont touch"
she leans in and ...."dont touch"........."dont touch"
she says there is a mark on it "yes from the brush" ...... "dont touch"
she digs it out with a car key arrgghhh what part of "dont touch" was difficult to understand?
Talking to one of the other chaps in the office, who has been having loads of grief with his Mercedes dealer.
I jokingly tell him he should have bought Italian for the reliability.
His PA asks me which car makes are Italian, to which I reply "Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Ferrari, Lamborghini (yes, I know) and Maserati". I thought these five brands would illustrate the point without confusing the matter with Lancia and Pagani
The reply comes back - "Maserati? Isn't that the baddie in Sherlock?....."
I jokingly tell him he should have bought Italian for the reliability.
His PA asks me which car makes are Italian, to which I reply "Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Ferrari, Lamborghini (yes, I know) and Maserati". I thought these five brands would illustrate the point without confusing the matter with Lancia and Pagani
The reply comes back - "Maserati? Isn't that the baddie in Sherlock?....."
Blown2CV said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Blown2CV said:
and you're sure she's not having an affair?
Every time. Every fking time. Someone's wife plans a night out, a poster tells the story, and all the sad virgins with no idea of how life works pipe up with the hilarious 'having an affair' line.
This place, and the same old posters, never fail to deliver.
My wife and I recently flew to Aberdeen to collect a car then drive it back over 4 days , it'd been an early start 4:30am we stopped for lunch somewhere between Aberdeen and Inverness in a nice little restaurant which was pretty full
as she was talking to me , my eyes just closed for a second and I was out of the room
she shhok me and said, are you OK to drive if you're so tired, I hope you're not getting that necrophilia
I looked round aghast but nobody heard her
Narcolepsy , what, narcolepsy, not necrophilia , oh right, what's necrophilia then, STOP SAYING IT
as she was talking to me , my eyes just closed for a second and I was out of the room
she shhok me and said, are you OK to drive if you're so tired, I hope you're not getting that necrophilia
I looked round aghast but nobody heard her
Narcolepsy , what, narcolepsy, not necrophilia , oh right, what's necrophilia then, STOP SAYING IT
wack said:
My wife and I recently flew to Aberdeen to collect a car then drive it back over 4 days , it'd been an early start 4:30am we stopped for lunch somewhere between Aberdeen and Inverness in a nice little restaurant which was pretty full
I am intrigued. Did you pick the car up in Aberdeen, or further North, i.e. Explaining why you stopped between Aberdeen and Inverness, and where was you driving back to?Just interested.
gowmonster said:
A82, love it, did you stop at Urquhart Castle?
Unfortunately not but I intend to go back up , we just winged it really, didn't even book any hotels just got on the Internet , I'm sure we missed loads of must sees but by sticking mostly to B roads we saw plenty of stunning scenery.I only realised how much of a chance we took with the weather when I saw Aberdeen with 6" of snow this week , a RWD car at hat height in the snow might have been interesting
wack said:
Flew to Aberdeen , bought a BBR200 MX5 , drove up to Inverness stopping on the way for lunch and necrophelia then down alongside Loch Ness to Fort William , Oban , Glencoe and Glasgow then back to Warrington over 4 days and loved every minute of
Scenery to die for, and the open roads, good route planning to get back to gods country. Thank you for the info.We didn't take the A82 alongside loch ness , took some advice from a local who advised us to take the B852 which runs on the south side of the loch, he said if I took the A82 I'd be looking at the back end of a camper for 30 miles , the B852 was deserted , the photo I posted with the road in it, I stood there for 10 minutes before a car came past
wack said:
We didn't take the A82 alongside loch ness , took some advice from a local who advised us to take the B852 which runs on the south side of the loch, he said if I took the A82 I'd be looking at the back end of a camper for 30 miles , the B852 was deserted , the photo I posted with the road in it, I stood there for 10 minutes before a car came past
even better road! I was up that road going up to Nairn in 2015, was amazing.General wades old military roads
Edited by gowmonster on Sunday 30th April 20:37
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