Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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I had the Audi washed yesterday, I noticed blue paint on the wheelarch and bumper,
I set to tonight to try to remove it with T Cut, she says, "ohh I hit your other car on saturday, reversing back as I forgot something"
the car parked 2 foot away from a 10 foot wide drive,
nice dent in the wing,
yes the paint on the blue Scimitar has a matching scrape................ ARRGHHHH
I set to tonight to try to remove it with T Cut, she says, "ohh I hit your other car on saturday, reversing back as I forgot something"
the car parked 2 foot away from a 10 foot wide drive,
nice dent in the wing,
yes the paint on the blue Scimitar has a matching scrape................ ARRGHHHH
from my GF's daughter. Her friends are trying to organise a holiday and one of them has backed out.
Her "... she wasn't even sorry. If it had been me I'd have gone into that group chat with my head between my legs."
Me (giggling) "Tail. Your tail between your legs"
Her "I haven't got a tail"
Her "... she wasn't even sorry. If it had been me I'd have gone into that group chat with my head between my legs."
Me (giggling) "Tail. Your tail between your legs"
Her "I haven't got a tail"
Oldandslow said:
from my GF's daughter. Her friends are trying to organise a holiday and one of them has backed out.
Her "... she wasn't even sorry. If it had been me I'd have gone into that group chat with my head between my legs."
Me (giggling) "Tail. Your tail between your legs"
Her "I haven't got a tail"
Ahhhhh ... So it's one of THOSE holidays then lolHer "... she wasn't even sorry. If it had been me I'd have gone into that group chat with my head between my legs."
Me (giggling) "Tail. Your tail between your legs"
Her "I haven't got a tail"
wack said:
Not the mrs but a foreign woman serving me in a cafe
I couldn't make my mind up what I wanted, got to the front and ordered, when she put it in front of me I just stared at it , what's that, it's what you ordered, OK but what is it, it was a hot dog with 2 lumps on the top of it
she said, it's a hot dog with tuna , WTF I must've meant to order a jacket potato with tuna, who would dish that up without questioning it
Unlucky!I couldn't make my mind up what I wanted, got to the front and ordered, when she put it in front of me I just stared at it , what's that, it's what you ordered, OK but what is it, it was a hot dog with 2 lumps on the top of it
she said, it's a hot dog with tuna , WTF I must've meant to order a jacket potato with tuna, who would dish that up without questioning it
Reminds me of my Mrs a couple of years ago when I made the mistake of allowing her to go and place our order in a café. I had asked for a ham and mustard baguette, nice and simple. 10 minutes later 2 baguettes turned up, one with just ham in it, the other with just mustard. Unf
kingbelievable. To this day she maintains she ordered properly, yet I doubt a decent café that makes many baguettes a day would be so stupid.Jonmx said:
Unlucky!
Reminds me of my Mrs a couple of years ago when I made the mistake of allowing her to go and place our order in a café. I had asked for a ham and mustard baguette, nice and simple. 10 minutes later 2 baguettes turned up, one with just ham in it, the other with just mustard. Unfkingbelievable. To this day she maintains she ordered properly, yet I doubt a decent café that makes many baguettes a day would be so stupid.
That's normal out here in the far east of EuropeReminds me of my Mrs a couple of years ago when I made the mistake of allowing her to go and place our order in a café. I had asked for a ham and mustard baguette, nice and simple. 10 minutes later 2 baguettes turned up, one with just ham in it, the other with just mustard. Unf
kingbelievable. To this day she maintains she ordered properly, yet I doubt a decent café that makes many baguettes a day would be so stupid.Ask for coffee with milk - get a cup of hot milk with a spoonfull of Nescafe sprinkled on top. Want a vodka and coke? Get a small glass with 100 mils of spirit and a bottle of coke, you need to ask for a long glass to mix it in. Having a two course meal? Eat your starter before ordering your main, otherwise everything arrives at once. Oh, and chips are a starter here.
sooty61 said:
Me this morning: "Is it raining outside?"
Her (blonde): "No, but there has been a little shower around the car"
Me: "Er, I washed it"
I've said this before on here, I'll say it again now and no doubt I shall repeat it in the future: You lot must be married to some right stunners, there can be no other explanation!Her (blonde): "No, but there has been a little shower around the car"
Me: "Er, I washed it"
wolfracesonic said:
I've said this before on here, I'll say it again now and no doubt I shall repeat it in the future: You lot must be married to some right stunners, there can be no other explanation!
All the bright birds wouldn't touch them with someone else's?There's always another explanation...
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Evangelion said:
I personally think it would be funnier if it gave his dates as something like 2020-2105 and said that he'd lived there in 1998 or similar, but that's just me.
Exactly what I thought.Fred Bloggs
2065-2150
inventor of time travel
lived here 1998.
Much better.
Fred Bloggs
2112-2020
Inventor of time travel
Lived here 1998-2001, and 2150-2175.
(Bonus points for spotting the Rush album).
Original Poster said:
I suggested to my wife about getting a cleaner in on a weekly basis.
Her response?
"Were not clean enough to have a cleaner"
10/10
this could be interpreted as woman logic, but having investigated this previously (and starting to agree a bit) there is a difference between tidy and clean. If the house is untidy then the cleaners can't clean properly... i don't pay a cleaner to pick my gruds up and fold them, or to wash up... i pay them to clean!Her response?
"Were not clean enough to have a cleaner"
10/10
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