Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Walking across Trafalgar Square last week the Mrs decides to "educate" the kids....
Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
CaptainSlow said:
Walking across Trafalgar Square last week the Mrs decides to "educate" the kids....
Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"j
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Priceless Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"j
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Blown2CV said:
Alex@POD said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Sarah; 'I'm doing a colours wash, grab anything you want chucking in'
Me, grabs stuff, puts in the basket by the washer. Her, grabs jeans (3 year old Diesels, blue, certainly not new colour) 'they're certainly not a colour!' Me; 'what's blue if it's not a colour?!' Her; 'it's a dark!' Me; 'what the actual juddering fk! Let me know when you're doing the medium blues wash and I'll put them in.....'
Nevermind that, I just chuck everything in together! Any new clothes likely to stain others go in with a load of towels for the first wash, after that it's free-for-all on a 30 degree wash. No issues. Me, grabs stuff, puts in the basket by the washer. Her, grabs jeans (3 year old Diesels, blue, certainly not new colour) 'they're certainly not a colour!' Me; 'what's blue if it's not a colour?!' Her; 'it's a dark!' Me; 'what the actual juddering fk! Let me know when you're doing the medium blues wash and I'll put them in.....'
Blown2CV said:
Alex@POD said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Sarah; 'I'm doing a colours wash, grab anything you want chucking in'
Me, grabs stuff, puts in the basket by the washer. Her, grabs jeans (3 year old Diesels, blue, certainly not new colour) 'they're certainly not a colour!' Me; 'what's blue if it's not a colour?!' Her; 'it's a dark!' Me; 'what the actual juddering fk! Let me know when you're doing the medium blues wash and I'll put them in.....'
Nevermind that, I just chuck everything in together! Any new clothes likely to stain others go in with a load of towels for the first wash, after that it's free-for-all on a 30 degree wash. No issues. Me, grabs stuff, puts in the basket by the washer. Her, grabs jeans (3 year old Diesels, blue, certainly not new colour) 'they're certainly not a colour!' Me; 'what's blue if it's not a colour?!' Her; 'it's a dark!' Me; 'what the actual juddering fk! Let me know when you're doing the medium blues wash and I'll put them in.....'
CaptainSlow said:
Walking across Trafalgar Square last week the Mrs decides to "educate" the kids....
Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Did you really keep effing and jeffing at your missus in front of your kids or have you embellished the story a bit for effect?Her: "So girls, remember we visited that large tomb in Paris last month? This is his column."
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: "That was fking Napoleon you dhead, he was fking French"
Her: "Oh, I did think it was a bit strange he was buried in Paris"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Me: (trying to be a bit more patient) "..and guess where Nelson died? any guesses??? Can you guess where as we walk across Trafalgar Square?? The battle of, battle of, battle of???"
Her: "Waterloo?"
Me: (under breath) "jesus fking Christ"
Vaud said:
CubanPete said:
OH has just booked a yoga course. One of the sessions means going a day late to the Silverstone classic. (both of us, weekend, camping). But it's cheaper this way as she has paid £10 a session.
It's a subtle hint that she doesn't want to go.She very much likes her cars and weekends away. There is a big gang going so we might be able to persuade someone to put the tent up for us and get there late. Only issue is not being able to pick our spot, and early start as we're going with one of the balloons.
CubanPete said:
Vaud said:
CubanPete said:
OH has just booked a yoga course. One of the sessions means going a day late to the Silverstone classic. (both of us, weekend, camping). But it's cheaper this way as she has paid £10 a session.
It's a subtle hint that she doesn't want to go.She very much likes her cars and weekends away. There is a big gang going so we might be able to persuade someone to put the tent up for us and get there late. Only issue is not being able to pick our spot, and early start as we're going with one of the balloons.
Wiccan of Darkness said:
Tyre Tread said:
Bullett said:
Watching the Foos at Glasto.
Me "he's done alright for a drummer"
Her "what band was he in before?"
Me "Nirvana"
Her "oh yeah, the one with the baby on the cover"
Me "yup"
Her "why did he leave, did they split up?"
Me.......
Not sure how that's a classic from the Mrs?Me "he's done alright for a drummer"
Her "what band was he in before?"
Me "Nirvana"
Her "oh yeah, the one with the baby on the cover"
Me "yup"
Her "why did he leave, did they split up?"
Me.......
I have no idea what happened to Nirvana. I've heard of them, but that's about it.
Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
What...too soon?
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