Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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HTP99 said:
RammyMP said:
Ari said:
Absolutely! I read these gems sometimes and find myself thinking 'these must be absolutely stunning looking women, really drop dead gorgeous'. 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVykPerhaps he's thinking the same thing!
Edited by Evangelion on Thursday 5th October 11:20
Usget said:
Robbo 27 said:
In fairness, we usually park in a car park and not on the street.
Coming back from shopping to the car, she says;
"We cannot go back to the car, its too early"
'What do you mean?'
"The sign said No return within an hour."
Mine used to think the same thing!Coming back from shopping to the car, she says;
"We cannot go back to the car, its too early"
'What do you mean?'
"The sign said No return within an hour."
Shakermaker said:
Usget said:
Robbo 27 said:
In fairness, we usually park in a car park and not on the street.
Coming back from shopping to the car, she says;
"We cannot go back to the car, its too early"
'What do you mean?'
"The sign said No return within an hour."
Mine used to think the same thing!Coming back from shopping to the car, she says;
"We cannot go back to the car, its too early"
'What do you mean?'
"The sign said No return within an hour."
SpadgeyBoden said:
Picking up some breakfast from the local drive thru..
MrsBoden “Can I have a sausage and egg McMuffin with no egg please..”
My daughter explaining her food preferences to our guests...
“I’m a vegetarian , I only eat chicken , burgers and bacon with no fat on...”
I could be a veggie like that!MrsBoden “Can I have a sausage and egg McMuffin with no egg please..”
My daughter explaining her food preferences to our guests...
“I’m a vegetarian , I only eat chicken , burgers and bacon with no fat on...”
And as for your wife, as you can't get a sausage muffin on its own, that would be the way to get it!
My wife has a double cheeseburger without cheese,as you can't get a double burger
At a party over the weekend my wife was talking to some of her close friends she's known for 20+ years etc, and the subject turned to another friend of theirs and a recent divorce:
My wife then says "Well, you know what she was like, and then I think she fell off the wagon again and that's probably why her husband has left. But I spoke to her and it sounds like now she is 'near the wagon' again"
My wife then says "Well, you know what she was like, and then I think she fell off the wagon again and that's probably why her husband has left. But I spoke to her and it sounds like now she is 'near the wagon' again"
Cotty said:
SpadgeyBoden said:
My daughter explaining her food preferences to our guests...
“I’m a vegetarian , I only eat chicken , burgers and bacon with no fat on...”
Or my daughter's militant vegan sister in law who preaches, however isn't averse to having cheese occasionally or if out having a meal and there are no vegan dishes or none that she likes, she'll order something with meat but will pick the meat out!
Just remembered one from a few days ago.
We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
HTP99 said:
Just remembered one from a few days ago.
We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
To be fair to her, so would I. We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
eezeh said:
HTP99 said:
Just remembered one from a few days ago.
We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
To be fair to her, so would I. We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
Anyway, thread derailment.
ReaperCushions said:
And yet, people with seemingly 'everything' still go through with it. See Chester from Linkin Park.. rock star lifestyle, loving family, tons of money.. polar opposite to the guy in Thailand who has decided to keep soldiering on. Seems harsh to judge in such a way.
Completely different cultures and cultural mindsets though.- Thailand = material posessions don't really matter, so that beggar may have been spiritually happy (somehow...don't ask me...but the monks manage it).
- USA = perception that material posessions and success are everything, so Chester and Chris Cornell may well have felt isolated and unable to express (in that society) that their posessions/success meant nothing to them and what they really needed was "X"...
ReaperCushions said:
eezeh said:
HTP99 said:
Just remembered one from a few days ago.
We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
To be fair to her, so would I. We are out exploring the city that we are holidaying in (Chiang Mai in Thailand), I spot a tramp/begger type person, he looks nothing like the tramps from back home, he clearly is on a whole different level, absolutely filthy, clothes ripped to shreds, super skinny etc, just like you see on documentaries about third world countries and the poor.
I point him out to the wife, she says oh poor thing, how sad; we continue on our way and she says "that begger, he looks a right state and clearly has nothing in his life, if that was me I'd probably just jump off the nearest bridge and end it all".
I was a tad shocked at her statement, particularly as a few years ago she mentioned that she would like to train as a social worker at some point!
Anyway, thread derailment.
t. Indian slums for example contain some of the happiest people in the world, who by our metrics have nothing, but in reality have far more of the things that matter than we do in the West. 
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