Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Al Murphy on the Sean Connery Joke Thread said:
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
I thought this was hilarious so I asked my girlfriend, "how do you find Will Smith in the snow?"Look for the fresh prints.
Her answer, and I quote, was "I don't know, ask the racist"
I'm genuinely starting to worry about her.....
Usget said:
Al Murphy on the Sean Connery Joke Thread said:
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
I thought this was hilarious so I asked my girlfriend, "how do you find Will Smith in the snow?"Look for the fresh prints.
Her answer, and I quote, was "I don't know, ask the racist"
I'm genuinely starting to worry about her.....
Watching some vile Christmas themed TV and on comes a clip of the classic Christmas tune "When a Child is Born".
So she blurts out "oh oh, we saw him walking down the street once!"
After a bit of interrogation later and it turns out she was referring to a time we were in Vegas and we saw Donny Osmond walking down the street..
..I'll let you fill in the blanks about what is wrong with that picture....
So she blurts out "oh oh, we saw him walking down the street once!"
After a bit of interrogation later and it turns out she was referring to a time we were in Vegas and we saw Donny Osmond walking down the street..
..I'll let you fill in the blanks about what is wrong with that picture....
We've not yet used the Audi TT for any holidays. I'd brought a couple of suitcases down from the loft to see how well they fitted in the car boot and how much space was left.
This morning she walks though the kitchen with the cases, towards the back door, carrying the cases.
Me: what are you doing with that?
OH: to see how they fit in the car.
Me: have you forgotten you drove the car to the garage for a service and haven't you just seen the courtesy car on the drive?
OH: doh
Actually, total lie. It was the other way around
This morning she walks though the kitchen with the cases, towards the back door, carrying the cases.
Me: what are you doing with that?
OH: to see how they fit in the car.
Me: have you forgotten you drove the car to the garage for a service and haven't you just seen the courtesy car on the drive?
OH: doh
Actually, total lie. It was the other way around
RizzoTheRat said:
Christmas pub quiz the other day and one question was who is the first ghost to appear in A Christmas Carol. My wife's first thought was Bob Marley 
Although to be fair in the film adaptation it's actually Jacob and Robert Marley who appear together (played by Waldorf and Statler).
Although to be fair in the film adaptation it's actually Jacob and Robert Marley who appear together (played by Waldorf and Statler).
What goes on in their heads ? Bob Marley 
A few bike were leaning on the wall outside a local cafe. She spotted one equipped with one of those `pressure relief` saddles with slots in the top. "Isn`t that terribly dangerous?" she enquired.
It transpired that she thought you lowered your tackle into the slot whilst riding to prevent squashing difficulties ....
It transpired that she thought you lowered your tackle into the slot whilst riding to prevent squashing difficulties ....
MrBrianNorris said:
Not sure they got that photo but that's not what the air intake looks like on any Smart I've seen.So they do on the early ones, PH being educational as always, I thought they were all slash shaped (for lack of a better description) but some googling does show a round one on the early versions. Still appears to need a screwdriver to remove it. I guess this is why we have safety writing on absolutely everything!
MrBrianNorris said:
I notice that the Daily Mail did NOT have to say "Sorry for the Pistonheads link" bit when they referred to the site Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff