Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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TwigtheWonderkid

43,406 posts

151 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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Super Slo Mo said:
Eventually she came back, put the money into the toll and gave me £5.00. Still looked utterly confused though, although in her defence she was quite young, quite possibly still in school or college doing a weekend job.
Is that the case for the defence?. "Because I haven't finished school yet, I don't know what £11.75 - £6.75 is." Is that something you learn on your last day!!!

That's the worst defence since "I shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy."



kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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Well its a good defence against the charge of shooting the deputy! smile
Ive offered £10.50 before for a £5.50 bill,and got the 50p back along with £4.50 in change!!

Super Slo Mo

5,368 posts

199 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Is that the case for the defence?. "Because I haven't finished school yet, I don't know what £11.75 - £6.75 is." Is that something you learn on your last day!!!

That's the worst defence since "I shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy."
I was being generous, meaning that she lacked retail experience where that kind of transaction happens regularly smile.

CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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Super Slo Mo said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Is that the case for the defence?. "Because I haven't finished school yet, I don't know what £11.75 - £6.75 is." Is that something you learn on your last day!!!

That's the worst defence since "I shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy."
I was being generous, meaning that she lacked retail experience where that kind of transaction happens regularly smile.
I thought most cash registers these days asked for the amount tendered and worked out the correct amount of change for the hard of thinking.

Evangelion

7,734 posts

179 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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CanAm said:
I thought most cash registers these days asked for the amount tendered and worked out the correct amount of change for the hard of thinking.
You'd think so, but I recently stopped going to my local minimarket because the guy there frequently got things wrong even with the till to help him! Example: If I buy half a dozen items, all of which are either a round number of pounds, or something fifty, how can the total possibly have a 25p on the end?

Not that the Co-Op I switched to always get it right. When their packs of bread rolls at two to a pound were past their sell-by date they reduced the white ones to 49p a pack, and the brown ones to 59p a pack.

mko9

2,378 posts

213 months

Wednesday 4th April 2018
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That's racist!!

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
Speed 3 said:
To be fair to the younger generation using their brain is a bit of an archaic concept. Maybe we could improve their mental maths by getting them to take up darts and working out finishes.
FTFY!
as Ben Elton once said - you can put a british teenager under the hat but under the hat you STILL have a british teeneager...


BMWBen

4,899 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Super Slo Mo said:
Eventually she came back, put the money into the toll and gave me £5.00. Still looked utterly confused though, although in her defence she was quite young, quite possibly still in school or college doing a weekend job.
Is that the case for the defence?. "Because I haven't finished school yet, I don't know what £11.75 - £6.75 is." Is that something you learn on your last day!!!

That's the worst defence since "I shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy."
I think you're being a little unfair here - take a step back and think about how odd it is to choose to give someone more money than is necessary for the transaction.

It's a weird cash colloquialism if you like.

If you've not seen it before you'd definitely question it.

I'm sure it wasn't the maths that was the issue, but rather understanding the strange behaviour that was going on.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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BMWBen said:
I think you're being a little unfair here - take a step back and think about how odd it is to choose to give someone more money than is necessary for the transaction.

It's a weird cash colloquialism if you like.

If you've not seen it before you'd definitely question it.

I'm sure it wasn't the maths that was the issue, but rather understanding the strange behaviour that was going on.
If it was her first day on the tills, I suppose you could be right. She may have only ever seen her parents buying things and they always use cards.

That still doesn't really excuse not being able to do the maths though, and I bet if you asked her how many minutes after 4:00pm it would be if the time was quarter to five, she wouldn't gave a clue ..

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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CanAm said:
I thought most cash registers these days asked for the amount tendered and worked out the correct amount of change for the hard of thinking.
In which case she could have entered £11.75 - £6.75 = £5

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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BMWBen said:
I think you're being a little unfair here - take a step back and think about how odd it is to choose to give someone more money than is necessary for the transaction.
It's not odd in the slightest.

bristolracer

5,542 posts

150 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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When I started in retail the tills were not smart enough to do the change.
You were taught to count it from the till drawer.

Eg item is £2.95 customer gives you £5
5p makes £3
£1 note makes £4
Another £1 note makes £5.

I am also amazed at the amount of bar staff who never learn the price of drinks or rounds of them,who then have to walk to the till to add it up.
If you know the prices you will walk half as far during a shift as your visits to the till will be halved.

fttm

3,695 posts

136 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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BMWBen said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Super Slo Mo said:
Eventually she came back, put the money into the toll and gave me £5.00. Still looked utterly confused though, although in her defence she was quite young, quite possibly still in school or college doing a weekend job.
Is that the case for the defence?. "Because I haven't finished school yet, I don't know what £11.75 - £6.75 is." Is that something you learn on your last day!!!

That's the worst defence since "I shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy."
I think you're being a little unfair here - take a step back and think about how odd it is to choose to give someone more money than is necessary for the transaction.

It's a weird cash colloquialism if you like.

If you've not seen it before you'd definitely question it.

I'm sure it wasn't the maths that was the issue, but rather understanding the strange behaviour that was going on.
It's called having gumption and a smattering of common sense . Should it be that difficult ?

NRS

22,197 posts

202 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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fttm said:
It's called having gumption and a smattering of common sense . Should it be that difficult ?
It's potentially something some may worry about - given extra cash, what if it's fake then you might lose even more salary from your wages. Unlikely, but could be. Young people are brought up to question a lot of stuff due to all the skams around now.

alorotom

11,948 posts

188 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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bristolracer said:
I am also amazed at the amount of bar staff who never learn the price of drinks or rounds of them,who then have to walk to the till to add it up.
If you know the prices you will walk half as far during a shift as your visits to the till will be halved.
Easier said than done ... the last bar I worked in (bearing in mind this was in 2000) had over 150 different drinks items, plus 40odd cocktails and then somewhere around 20 taps ...

CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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But ask them to remember all the facts about 150 Pokémon characters........ (or whatever the current fad is)

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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You could have been the first person to ever have given her over the amount needed and she won't have immediately realised that you were doing so in order that you could be given more a more convenient note as change rather than a handful of coins. Something to learn when you work in retail, but you can only learn it if you experience it, right?

There was someone on one of the other threads who mentioned something similar in America, giving a larger than needed note and some coins in order to get the change the right way - but having a cashier who clearly didn't understand the point of this either.

Super Slo Mo

5,368 posts

199 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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Shakermaker said:
You could have been the first person to ever have given her over the amount needed and she won't have immediately realised that you were doing so in order that you could be given more a more convenient note as change rather than a handful of coins. Something to learn when you work in retail, but you can only learn it if you experience it, right?

There was someone on one of the other threads who mentioned something similar in America, giving a larger than needed note and some coins in order to get the change the right way - but having a cashier who clearly didn't understand the point of this either.
Absolutely I agree. We all had to start somewhere of course, it was just the first time I’d experienced a cashier who didn’t understand it.
I used to work in retail and I found it improved my mental arithmetic hugely, I used to tot everything up in my head before even entering it in the till.
This was the old cheap till where it didn’t scan bar codes but had to have every product price entered manually.
Them were the days, etc smile

simoid

19,772 posts

159 months

Friday 6th April 2018
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Moonhawk said:
V8mate said:
Maybe because, at the point of deciding that she is hungry, she offer's 'don't care' as an answer because she hasn't actively considered the options of what she might like?
In plain English "don't care" surely means "I have no preference, i'll eat whatever you decide to make/buy" (obviously within the context of food I know she likes).

If they haven't actively considered the options, but wish to - surely the correct response is "I'm not sure yet - let me have a think".

To say "I don't care" is to make positive statement of having no preference.

Edited by Moonhawk on Monday 5th March 10:19
This reminds me of a bit of a minor linguistic folly, not a true classic:

I’ve got a colleague whose first language is German. Their English is pretty much spot on, other than a few times where the tone of conversation can be literal.

My favourite is the replacement of “I don’t mind” (polite) with “I don’t care”.

Such as “what shall we discuss to begin today?”
“Don’t care!”

It takes new people off guard but it’s very difficult to explain the difference to a German, and difficult for them to change as she’s done it her whole life hehe

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

217 months

Wednesday 11th April 2018
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This morning gearing up to get on the GS to go to work
I can’t find my boot, I’ve got one but can’t find the second.
Looking down at my socked feet......
SGM: I can’t find my other boot.
Wifelet: Did you take it off last night?
SGM: It would still be on my foot, surely ?