Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[stuttgartmetal]

hairyben said:

CanAm said:

A cross between a female labrador and a male poodle is a labradoodle.

A cross between a female poodle and a male labrador would be quite the opposite

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

He must have had quite a personality.

[bluecab]

Mother-in-law explaining why she decided to buy a Honda instead of the Mini she wanted:

" well, you can't see the outside of it when you are driving it"

[bstb3]

Sees the reverse camera in new car, "Oh, thats cool. Do you have one at the front too?"

[TwigtheWonderkid]

bstb3 said:

Sees the reverse camera in new car, "Oh, thats cool. Do you have one at the front too?"

My Merc has got a camera at the front, to assist in getting out of tight spots.

[Ari]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

bstb3 said:

Sees the reverse camera in new car, "Oh, thats cool. Do you have one at the front too?"

My Merc has got a camera at the front, to assist in getting out of tight spots.

Indeed, lots of cars have. Classic from the Mr. there!

[Ari]

alorotom said:

Cardinal Hips said:

"Is that the same moon we see back at home?"

My exMrs asked me that when we went to Thailand for the first time ... she was pretty well travelled at the time and wasn’t unintelligent so not sure where the question came from really ... good job she was a looker (at the time)

Compared to what, a gerbil?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Ari said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

bstb3 said:

Sees the reverse camera in new car, "Oh, thats cool. Do you have one at the front too?"

My Merc has got a camera at the front, to assist in getting out of tight spots.

Indeed, lots of cars have. Classic from the Mr. there!

I think that's a failure from successive posters actually, not the Mr at all.

[bstb3]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I think that's a failure from successive posters actually, not the Mr at all.

To be fair, they might be reversing forwards. Clever things these modern cars .

[Ari]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Ari said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

bstb3 said:

Sees the reverse camera in new car, "Oh, thats cool. Do you have one at the front too?"

My Merc has got a camera at the front, to assist in getting out of tight spots.

Indeed, lots of cars have. Classic from the Mr. there!

I think that's a failure from successive posters actually, not the Mr at all.

How is it? She spots that it has a camera pointing out the back and asks if there is one for the front? Perfectly reasonable question, since many cars do.

[davhill]

hairyben said:

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

Dachsador? Or Labrahund.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

davhill said:

hairyben said:

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

Dachsador? Or Labrahund.

Sausage retriever!

[Turbotechnic]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

davhill said:

hairyben said:

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

Dachsador? Or Labrahund.

Sausage retriever!

[kowalski655]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

davhill said:

hairyben said:

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

Dachsador? Or Labrahund.

Sausage retriever!

Surely a sausage TAKER


(well,the Lab at least!)

[GroundEffect]

stuttgartmetal said:

hairyben said:

CanAm said:

A cross between a female labrador and a male poodle is a labradoodle.

A cross between a female poodle and a male labrador would be quite the opposite

my neighbour has a dog that was the result of accidentally leaving a male sausage dog in a room with a Labrador b!tch. No funnily named offspring but fair f!ckin do's to the little sod.

He must have had quite a personality.

Or she is a real hussy.

[matchmaker]

I asked Mrs M to buy a tin of red kidney beans in chilli sauce to make a pot of chilli con carne. I suppose a tin of baked beans with chorizo is still beans...

[glenrobbo]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Isn't a labradoodle a cross between a Labrador and a poodle.

How about a cross between a cocker spaniel and a Labradoodle. Surely that's a cockadoodle. But I don't see the point of such a dog. What could a cockadoodle do?

Cockadoodle poo?

[Eyersey1234]

One of my workmates was having an argument with his Mrs and she was blaming him for something. He snaps "Even Hiroshima was my fault according to you"

She responds "I don't know who he is so don't bring him into it"

[Jinx]

matchmaker said:

I asked Mrs M to buy a tin of red kidney beans in chilli sauce to make a pot of chilli con carne. I suppose a tin of baked beans with chorizo is still beans...

As a student I always used baked beans in a chili-con-carne as they were 9p a can whilst a can of kidney beans were around 69p. Sometimes I still do the same (though finances have improved a little bit since my student days).....

[Blown2CV]

Jinx said:

matchmaker said:

I asked Mrs M to buy a tin of red kidney beans in chilli sauce to make a pot of chilli con carne. I suppose a tin of baked beans with chorizo is still beans...

As a student I always used baked beans in a chili-con-carne as they were 9p a can whilst a can of kidney beans were around 69p. Sometimes I still do the same (though finances have improved a little bit since my student days).....

i never put kidney beans in a chilli. They're too big and gammy for me.

[Einion Yrth]

anonymous said:

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I assume she meant "al fresco", as I assume you meant "à la carte".