Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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We were driving down a country road yesterday with trees / hedges etc right up to the roadside, some of which also stretched over the road at the top.
Her: I really like that they cut the edges so straight and neatly
Me: Er, yes - but they don't really cut it do they
Her: What do you mean?
Me: Well it's lorries / buses etc that keep it like that
Her: I don't think so. I'm sure lorries aren't cutting the hedge back
If the car was going slower, I would have tried getting out....
Her: I really like that they cut the edges so straight and neatly
Me: Er, yes - but they don't really cut it do they
Her: What do you mean?
Me: Well it's lorries / buses etc that keep it like that
Her: I don't think so. I'm sure lorries aren't cutting the hedge back
If the car was going slower, I would have tried getting out....
The Mad Monk said:
glenrobbo said:
gothatway said:
Who's that? Doesn't look like VW to me.
It's Victor Lawood, obviously. 
I thought the capital 'i' was a small 'L' and I inadvertantly corrected it to a capital.
RammyMP said:
On holiday at moment, at water park, I asked her in doors where the first born was, her reply: “he’s gone to have a go on the bonsai”
Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
Woah fellah, steady! On holiday when the masses are off ... water park ... Are you trying to inflame the PH-masses* and get cross-posted into the Council thread? Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
* It's the 'her in doors' (sic) that I can't stand.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
RammyMP said:
On holiday at moment, at water park, I asked her in doors where the first born was, her reply: “he’s gone to have a go on the bonsai”
Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
Woah fellah, steady! On holiday when the masses are off ... water park ... Are you trying to inflame the PH-masses* and get cross-posted into the Council thread? Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
* It's the 'her in doors' (sic) that I can't stand.
Fair cop with the water park though, just trying to keep the kids from killing each other!
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Woah fellah, steady! On holiday when the masses are off ... water park ... Are you trying to inflame the PH-masses* and get cross-posted into the Council thread?
* It's the 'her in doors' (sic) that I can't stand.
'er indoors at Pothole Towers says you can sling yer 'ook.* It's the 'her in doors' (sic) that I can't stand.
followed by "don't you dare tell anyone", no dear Earlier today, complaining the hospital clock was stuck at 20:18.
Had to point out that was the year,the time was a clock face in the bottom corner!
She blames a lack of glasses, I blame a lack of brains (but will not dare tell her
)
She is currently extolling the benefits of EE-Cigarettes....presumably good WiFi.
Had to point out that was the year,the time was a clock face in the bottom corner!
She blames a lack of glasses, I blame a lack of brains (but will not dare tell her
)She is currently extolling the benefits of EE-Cigarettes....presumably good WiFi.
Not my missus but a friend of SWMBO’s who we met at a festival this weekend. The festival is called Beautiful Days and during the weekend people were pegging decorated clothes pegs to shirts and hats with ‘BD18’ on one side and something gushy like ‘love’ or ‘hope’ or othersuch tosh on the other. On receiving such a peg said friend was completely bemused by what on earth BD18 might stand for (at Beautiful Days in 2018).
She eventually had to be told as she couldn’t work it out for love nor money.
She eventually had to be told as she couldn’t work it out for love nor money.
RammyMP said:
On holiday at moment, at water park, I asked her in doors where the first born was, her reply: “he’s gone to have a go on the bonsai”
Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
Algarve?Seemingly there was a slide called Banzai but apparently I’m a dick for laughing about a slide being named after a small Japanese tree!
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