Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Mothersruin said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Not my wife, but a young woman in my son's office.
Her: Where's Preemp?
Him: What?
Her: The country, Preemp, where is it?
Him: I don't know what you mean.
Her: There's a country called Preemp. Where is it? Asia, Europe?
Him: There is no country called Preemp, I don't know what you're on about.
Turns out, after much painful investigation, she'd bought her boyfriend a turntable for his birthday, to play vinyl on, and on the box it said "Built In Pre amp".
Nah - that's toooooooooooo stoopid.Her: Where's Preemp?
Him: What?
Her: The country, Preemp, where is it?
Him: I don't know what you mean.
Her: There's a country called Preemp. Where is it? Asia, Europe?
Him: There is no country called Preemp, I don't know what you're on about.
Turns out, after much painful investigation, she'd bought her boyfriend a turntable for his birthday, to play vinyl on, and on the box it said "Built In Pre amp".
Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Friday 26th October 16:10
Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Friday 26th October 16:11
RammyMP said:
Allanv said:
Chris Stott said:
Car heaters and central heating... what's so fking difficult to understand?
Drives me insane.
My wife will not touch the car heaters and will ask me to turn up the central heating Drives me insane.
She might turn on her arse warmer on a cold morning but that's it.
You must have a huge cock!
Well it's clocks back an hour tonight, and so I don't forget (only me that does it anyway) I went round the house and put back all the non auto adjusting clocks. I warned the Mrs I'd done so, so she knows. I tell her we've got an extra hour in bed. But, no, she won't. Now I've moved the clocks too soon, she'll get an hour less ??!!
We're off to a wedding later today, the groom sent an email to all the guests a couple of days ago:
"Don't forget the clocks go back on Sunday, so if you turn up at 14:30 on your unchanged clock, it'll actually be 15:30 and you'll be late!"
I really hope he has someone with him to get him to the venue on time!
"Don't forget the clocks go back on Sunday, so if you turn up at 14:30 on your unchanged clock, it'll actually be 15:30 and you'll be late!"
I really hope he has someone with him to get him to the venue on time!
gowmonster said:
whats so difficult with getting up before your missus and changing the clocks? hell walk the dog and change the car ones too
My wife’s away on a girls weekend, for her cousin’s daughter’s 30th birthday, so when I went to bed last night, I changed all the manual ones then, it was around 00.15, it felt strange going in the bedroom, and the clock was saying 23.15, I felt like I was having an early night.How about loading the dishwasher, I'm sure we could start a thread with pics on this one. Apparently we have a magic dishwasher that can get garlic out of the press which is put in closed (full of garlic). Ends up with all items smelling of garlic, and the press still dirty. Or a cup put over the top tray water inlet, pans put in still covered in rice, spoons caked in food, etc etc
skilly1 said:
How about loading the dishwasher, I'm sure we could start a thread with pics on this one. Apparently we have a magic dishwasher that can get garlic out of the press which is put in closed (full of garlic). Ends up with all items smelling of garlic, and the press still dirty. Or a cup put over the top tray water inlet, pans put in still covered in rice, spoons caked in food, etc etc
How did you get in my house? How? I shall be having words with the dog.skilly1 said:
How about loading the dishwasher, I'm sure we could start a thread with pics on this one. Apparently we have a magic dishwasher that can get garlic out of the press which is put in closed (full of garlic). Ends up with all items smelling of garlic, and the press still dirty. Or a cup put over the top tray water inlet, pans put in still covered in rice, spoons caked in food, etc etc
Or the washing machine. Wife puts so much in it you can hardly get the door shut. The stuff in the middle barely gets wet let alone agitated. She then takes that out and puts it in a the tumble drier(while the washing line is baking in the sun outside), which has a smaller load limit than the washing machine. Apparently the tumble drier is crap because it takes about 8hrs to dry the washing.
And if I say anything it's my fault.......I just get the job of replacing the tumble drier belts.
blinkythefish said:
skilly1 said:
How about loading the dishwasher, I'm sure we could start a thread with pics on this one. Apparently we have a magic dishwasher that can get garlic out of the press which is put in closed (full of garlic). Ends up with all items smelling of garlic, and the press still dirty. Or a cup put over the top tray water inlet, pans put in still covered in rice, spoons caked in food, etc etc
Or the washing machine. Wife puts so much in it you can hardly get the door shut. The stuff in the middle barely gets wet let alone agitated. She then takes that out and puts it in a the tumble drier(while the washing line is baking in the sun outside), which has a smaller load limit than the washing machine. Apparently the tumble drier is crap because it takes about 8hrs to dry the washing.
And if I say anything it's my fault.......I just get the job of replacing the tumble drier belts.
Home from work unexpectedly early on Monday.
(no, this isn't a story involving a wardrobe and a naked postman)
(actually, that would have been better)
Bloody hell, it's hot in here. Check thermostat. 23.5 degrees. Oil-fired boiler. Holy stballs.
Nobody is home. Nobody gets home for two hours. God knows how long they'd already been out when I got in.
I am one hot cross bunny.
(no, this isn't a story involving a wardrobe and a naked postman)
(actually, that would have been better)
Bloody hell, it's hot in here. Check thermostat. 23.5 degrees. Oil-fired boiler. Holy stballs.
Nobody is home. Nobody gets home for two hours. God knows how long they'd already been out when I got in.
I am one hot cross bunny.
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