Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
ChrisNic said:
said:
You managed to reverse into a Pigeon at 60mph???
Errr, worthy of its own entry into the thread?boyse7en, go back to the original post. Firstly, it wasn't a pigeon, it was a
Secondly, I didn't say towbar, I said tow hook. If you go to the FRONT of your car, you will probably find a removable plastic flap in the bumper. Behind this is a hook, or a threaded socket into which one can be inserted.
HTH
CanAm said:
ChrisNic said:
said:
You managed to reverse into a Pigeon at 60mph???
Errr, worthy of its own entry into the thread?boyse7en, go back to the original post. Firstly, it wasn't a pigeon, it was a
Secondly, I didn't say towbar, I said tow hook. If you go to the FRONT of your car, you will probably find a removable plastic flap in the bumper. Behind this is a hook, or a threaded socket into which one can be inserted.
HTH
When your wife phones up and leaves a voicemail
"The front of the car has fallen off ... do you know the RAC number?"
"The road was a bit bumpy"
Er, so the Astra estate in Essex on a cottage weekend seems to have been driven like this
https://youtu.be/NHIUv7Q3QYI?t=160
They are using duct tape to keep it all together. Must have used the backup car to go down to Halfords to get it.....
My only comment, in reply via text, was ;-
"You didn't get the cheap duct tape did you, it's rubbish"
I wonder what the front of the car means, is it all the way back to the magic air freshener hanging from the indicator stalk?
We will see.
"The front of the car has fallen off ... do you know the RAC number?"
"The road was a bit bumpy"
Er, so the Astra estate in Essex on a cottage weekend seems to have been driven like this
https://youtu.be/NHIUv7Q3QYI?t=160
They are using duct tape to keep it all together. Must have used the backup car to go down to Halfords to get it.....
My only comment, in reply via text, was ;-
"You didn't get the cheap duct tape did you, it's rubbish"
I wonder what the front of the car means, is it all the way back to the magic air freshener hanging from the indicator stalk?
We will see.
Gandahar said:
When your wife phones up and leaves a voicemail
"The front of the car has fallen off ... do you know the RAC number?"
"The road was a bit bumpy"
Er, so the Astra estate in Essex on a cottage weekend seems to have been driven like this
https://youtu.be/NHIUv7Q3QYI?t=160
They are using duct tape to keep it all together. Must have used the backup car to go down to Halfords to get it.....
My only comment, in reply via text, was ;-
"You didn't get the cheap duct tape did you, it's rubbish"
I wonder what the front of the car means, is it all the way back to the magic air freshener hanging from the indicator stalk?
We will see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM"The front of the car has fallen off ... do you know the RAC number?"
"The road was a bit bumpy"
Er, so the Astra estate in Essex on a cottage weekend seems to have been driven like this
https://youtu.be/NHIUv7Q3QYI?t=160
They are using duct tape to keep it all together. Must have used the backup car to go down to Halfords to get it.....
My only comment, in reply via text, was ;-
"You didn't get the cheap duct tape did you, it's rubbish"
I wonder what the front of the car means, is it all the way back to the magic air freshener hanging from the indicator stalk?
We will see.
Mrs: That's the B's and E's.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
Smitters said:
Mrs: That's the B's and E's.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
That reminds me of one of the wife’s, “Jesus wet!” I’m going to ask her one day why is he wet.Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
Watching "Unbreakable" where Bruce Willis's character exhibits super powers of, well, being unbreakable and psychically reading peoples crimes and intentions.
At the end there's short paragraphs on screen that give a summary of what happened to the characters afterwards.
She pipes up "Was that based on a true story?"
At the end there's short paragraphs on screen that give a summary of what happened to the characters afterwards.
She pipes up "Was that based on a true story?"
Smitters said:
Mrs: That's the B's and E's.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
This reckons she's rightMe: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
http://www.future-perfect.co.uk/grammar-tip/what-i...
"After years of use, ‘the be-all and [the] end-all’ became shortened to: the Bs and Es (the be-all and end-all), the Bs being the things which are all and the Es being those things which end all."
NickGibbs said:
Smitters said:
Mrs: That's the B's and E's.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
This reckons she's rightMe: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
http://www.future-perfect.co.uk/grammar-tip/what-i...
"After years of use, ‘the be-all and [the] end-all’ became shortened to: the Bs and Es (the be-all and end-all), the Bs being the things which are all and the Es being those things which end all."
This morning I decided to empty the dishwasher whilst waiting for the kettle to boil. At the end I was left with a pyrex bowl without a home (things got moved when our toddler daughter worked out how to open the cupboards) so I left it on the side. When the OH came down I asked her where I should have put it.
Her: With the baking stuff.
Me: Where's the baking stuff?
Her: Where it's always been.
Me: And where exactly is that?
Her: *points In there, under the cooker.
I'm not sure why the last sentence couldn't have been said first, but there you go...
Her: With the baking stuff.
Me: Where's the baking stuff?
Her: Where it's always been.
Me: And where exactly is that?
Her: *points In there, under the cooker.
I'm not sure why the last sentence couldn't have been said first, but there you go...
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