Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Bullett]

nonsequitur said:

havoc said:

Creeper under the dorsal guiding feathers.

Hands up who knew that.

African or European?

[CanAm]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

No, it was a joke based on srebbe64's post.

Well you're a very naughty boy!

[glenrobbo]

Antony Moxey said:

The Crack Fox said:

The pink panther is a panther? I thought it was a rabbit.

I love her to bits

It's a diamond actually...

A rabbit is a girl's best friend ...

[CoolHands]

RammyMP said:

Smitters said:

Mrs: That's the B's and E's.

Me: You what?

Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.

Me: ...

Me: The bee's knees.

Mrs: Eh?

Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.

Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?

Wouldn't change her for the world mind.

That reminds me of one of the wife’s, “Jesus wet!” I’m going to ask her one day why is he wet.

I had a girlfriend who one early morning pronounced we should get ‘up and Adam’
Me: what?
Her: up and Adam
Me: had to explain its up and at ‘em

[Flibble]

CoolHands said:

I had a girlfriend who one early morning pronounced we should get ‘up and Adam’
Me: what?
Her: up and Adam
Me: had to explain its up and at ‘em

[alorotom]

Flibble said:

“UP AND AT THEM”

[The Mad Monk]

PositronicRay said:

singlecoil said:

My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.

I think you'll have to explain it to me too.

Could you also explain why it is written in the present tense?

[singlecoil]

The Mad Monk said:

PositronicRay said:

singlecoil said:

My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.

I think you'll have to explain it to me too.

Could you also explain why it is written in the present tense?

It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the coconut shells and how they could have got to England in King Arthur's day was a running joke.

No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.

[Parkette]

Me: She is elsehwere in the house, I call her and say I have paused the TV, I think its something you will like, sit down and I will rewind it.

Her: Dont tell me what to do,

[CanAm]

Parkette said:

Me: She is elsehwere in the house, I call her and say I have paused the TV, I think its something you will like, sit down and I will rewind it.

Her: Dont tell me what to do,

Well fast forward straightaway in that case.

[glenrobbo]

Parkette said:

Me: She is elsehwere in the house, I call her and say I have paused the TV, I think its something you will like, sit down and I will rewind it.

Her: Dont tell me what to do,

You are married to Kimi Raikkonen AICMFP.

[Parkette]

glenrobbo said:

You are married to Kimi Raikkonen AICMFP.

She would make Kimi Raikkonen seem like Holly Willobooby.

I keep my £5

[nonsequitur]

singlecoil said:

The Mad Monk said:

PositronicRay said:

singlecoil said:

My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.

I think you'll have to explain it to me too.

Could you also explain why it is written in the present tense?

It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the coconut shells and how they could have got to England in King Arthur's day was a running joke.

No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.

For expecting his Mrs. to know an ancient MP joke. See me!

[The Mad Monk]

nonsequitur said:

singlecoil said:

The Mad Monk said:

PositronicRay said:

singlecoil said:

My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.

I think you'll have to explain it to me too.

Could you also explain why it is written in the present tense?

It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the coconut shells and how they could have got to England in King Arthur's day was a running joke.

No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.

For expecting his Mrs. to know an ancient MP joke. See me!

For spelling missus as Mrs, go and wait outside the Head's study.

[glenrobbo]

The Mad Monk said:

For spelling missus as Mrs, go and wait outside the Head's study.

I think you'd better have a look at the thread title before casting such nasturtiums.

[Teddy Lop]

Watching the indycar race on sky, the very American coverage presentation have just run an ad for events including "carb day"

Mrs Lop: is that when they all eat chips?

She's actually a total petrolhead whose understanding of racing keeps me on my toes !

[SCEtoAUX]

I've just been watching a video on Youtube featuring Naymar's best bit of skill. He's wearing various different kits, the other teams featured also are wearing a multitude of kits. Some matches are in daylight, some under floodlights. Some have commentary, some do not.

I'm admiring the superb skills, Mrs SCE can also tell that the bloke is a bit good, but then she comes out with "Which match is this?"

FFS, I despair, I really do.

[CanAm]

The Mad Monk said:

For spelling missus as Mrs, go and wait outside the Head's study.

Minus 1 point for repetition See post 6 pages ago....

CanAm said:

The Mad Monk said:

CanAm said:

Not really a classic from the Mrs. I've got no idea who those two blokes are either.

Not really the point.

His missus (not Mrs) knew the name of another rugby player, but one from a different country. The fact that you haven't heard of either of them is irrelevant.

Well you've got me there as I know f/all about rugby.

BTW, my spelling was deliberate, bearing in mind that the thread title is "Classic from the mrs!"

[Silver Smudger]

CanAm said:

Minus 1 point for repetition See post 6 pages ago....

You are Nicholas Parsons AICMFP!

[GT03ROB]

nonsequitur said:

singlecoil said:

The Mad Monk said:

PositronicRay said:

singlecoil said:

My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.

I think you'll have to explain it to me too.

Could you also explain why it is written in the present tense?

It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the coconut shells and how they could have got to England in King Arthur's day was a running joke.

No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.

For expecting his Mrs. to know an ancient MP joke. See me!

I'm sure shes been on Mumsnet explaining the Classic from the Hubby...